View Full Version : My hair is gay? WTF?
BreakingGlass
3rd May 2008, 10:51 PM
A few weeks ago my work PC broke, I was checking some dates in my calendar while waiting for the IT Tech and a co-worker came up to me and had a conversation with me that was less than polite.
Her: "Setting up a date with some hot chick?" :help:
Me: "Uh...no"
Her: "You know, someone asked me if I thought you "played for the other side"."
Me: "Umm...okay...not that I care, but why did they say that?"
Her: "She said it's the way you wear your hair."
Me: "Guys don't use combs?"
Her: "Well...uh..."
Me: "Well what?"
Her: "So....are...?" :dry:
Me: "That's my business, not yours or anyone else's."
Her: "Oh, I know your not honey, you don't act like a gay"
Me: "Excuse me, I have to go see if the tech got my note"
I just left before she could say anything else.
My reaction probably outed me. :lol:
My mom's comment was priceless. "It's none of their fucking business, not even mine, and I'm your mother, that something a person tells, not gets asked, and only when they are ready. Plus your hair? Seriously!!! What the hell!?!" :roflmao:
It told my best co-worker friend and said. "Her knowing who I like to fuck doesn't change the fact that she's a bitch." She almost fell out of her chair with laughter.
So what do you guys think? Should I just let it go?
Paralyzer
3rd May 2008, 10:57 PM
My mom's comment was priceless. "It's none of their fucking business, not even mine, and I'm your mother, that something a person tells, not gets asked, and only when they are ready. Plus your hair? Seriously!!! What the hell!?!" :roflmao:
It told my best co-worker friend and said. "Her knowing who I like to fuck doesn't change the fact that she's a bitch." She almost fell out of her chair with laughter.
So what do you guys think? Should I just let it go?
:roflmao: HAHAHA.. you are very funny sir.. haha, you must get it from your mother :)
I love moms like that
Of course let it go. She can't harass you about it or you could turn her in.
Personally, I don't comb my hair so idk what that was about.. haha
Grof142007
3rd May 2008, 11:55 PM
Meh i would useless nuisance
SkyTears
4th May 2008, 12:46 AM
lol I love how you just crack jokes at this. Makes me smile.
But yeah; I believe it would be easiest to just let it go. Stress is never good =P
simon
4th May 2008, 05:38 PM
thanks for the laugh. just let it go as stress is a pain in the side to deal with.
boy0boy
4th May 2008, 06:34 PM
Some people are like that unfortunately and EVERYONE has a personal idea of what subtle nuances are "gay."
You're own comment is the best advice.
Quitex
4th May 2008, 06:49 PM
Your mom is awesome.
Your hair is even more awesome.
I love you.
:)
Miaplacidus
4th May 2008, 06:52 PM
I don't think your hair is particularly gay... and yeah, just ignore it, she doesn't deserve you to pay attention to her.
otc877
4th May 2008, 07:04 PM
I thought you were going to post something about the clockwise-counter clockwise swirl being indicative of being gay. But... back on topic. Your hair doesn't look gay, not that I know what constitutes gay hair anyways.
Psych!
4th May 2008, 08:32 PM
Ha ha ha. That's hilarious. PS: Your mom seems nice. :)
But, yeah, just let it go. She's not worth your time if those are the comments she offers
Lexington
4th May 2008, 08:33 PM
"Blame my haidresser. He's pretty gay." :)
Lex
Zorn
4th May 2008, 11:49 PM
Okay....this post officially made my day for tomorrow. Thank you. *standing ovation*
I am laughing so hard.
LOVEjames
4th May 2008, 11:57 PM
I get the gay hair thing all the time.
But I take like 5 minutes to do my hair in the morning, and I dye it to a very vibrant red. So I can sortakinda understand. But I have days where I walk out with just combing it and I get the gay hair comment.
Jim1454
5th May 2008, 12:31 PM
I'd say - leave it alone. Not worth bothering with. Good for you in your reaction though.
BreakingGlass
5th May 2008, 02:00 PM
I'll just let it go. If I didn't find it so funny I probably would've cried. I had to leave to keep from laughing. Hair? Seriously?
I do however hear rude and ignorant gay hate all the time. I mean I work for a Church Directory and Portrait company full of Republicans.
heatqueen
5th May 2008, 02:08 PM
HAHAHAHA OMG that was hilarious, it took so much effort not to crack up what with my dorm mate in the room. ROFL!!!
Defraction
5th May 2008, 03:14 PM
If they have to look at your hair to see if you're gay... may there be hope for them.
I get called a girl, and thus gay, just coz my hair goes to my shoulders. I CLEARLY DO NOT LOOK LIKE A WOMAN, AND IF YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT HAIR TO UNDERSTAND THE GENDER OF A PERSON YOU NEED CHECKING OUT.
I'm all obsessed with hair atm after a recent incident... ¬_¬
But yeah, your reaction and your mum's comment was ace. Oh, and if you feel you're "outed", I suppose that's a good thing, if you're ready to come out. :)
Rahata
5th May 2008, 06:37 PM
That's great.... I woulda loved to see that reaction from my mom.
crimsonarcher
5th May 2008, 06:42 PM
let it go....besides, like a wise man told me when i came out to him, he said" there IS NO gay hairstyle". I believe him too.
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