how about...Favorite SWEAR word??

[Sugar]

Fuck :) i find it to be such a versatile swear word, you can use it in a sexual context, angry, sad, happy..it works with everything.

[Miaplacidus]

Good old FUCK. Ask anyone who has talked to me.

[Jersey4Life]

I'm going with Fuck too.

[SpikySpice]

ok, I dont know,

let see what Paul_UK say when he sees this thread morrow

[William]

I prefer 'bugger', it has more uses than feck.

E.g:

What a bugger! (Something that didn't work out right)

Bugger off! (Go away and stop bothering me!)

Stop buggering around! (Stop messing about and get on with it)

Oh bugger! (Something went horribly wrong)

Well, I'll be buggered! (Well I never saw anything like it)

If I catch the bugger ... (If I catch the rat/swine ...)

He's a little bugger ... (He's an uncontrollable child/teen ...)

LOL! I could go on for pages. :lol:

[Jersey4Life]

I prefer 'bugger', it has more uses than feck.

E.g:

What a bugger! (Something that didn't work out right)

Bugger off! (Go away and stop bothering me!)

Stop buggering around! (Stop messing about and get on with it)

Oh bugger! (Something went horribly wrong)

Well, I'll be buggered! (Well I never saw anything like it)

If I catch the bugger ... (If I catch the rat/swine ...)

He's a little bugger ... (He's an uncontrollable child/teen ...)

LOL! I could go on for pages. :lol:

Lol, if us Americans/Canadians did that we'd be laughed at. It sounds like it would be fun to use though.

[SadConfusedBandGeek]

Altho i dont think it is classified as a swear i prefer FRICK! or FRICKEN SWEET! lol ;)

[thommthomm]

I love the word BITCH!!!!:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Lava421]

Americans tend not to use it, but I think "crikey" is amusing.

[darkwalker13]

DAMNIT!! omg i love it! damnit damnit damnit!!!

[Swimmerboy]

lol.... yeah mine is Damn it. I say it at least 200000000000000000000 times a day. First time is when I first wake up, second time is when I realize I can't go back to sleep, etc.

[Jersey4Life]

lol.... yeah mine is Damn it. I say it at least 200000000000000000000 times a day. First time is when I first wake up, second time is when I realize I can't go back to sleep, etc.

I do the same thing, instead I say fuck. Who knows why:eusa_danc

[Swimmerboy]

lol... I reserve that for when I am angry at someone else... That doesn't happen a lot though...:eusa_shif

[Steam Giant]

This thread will definately get modded...but since everyone else is doing it ^^ Fuck is my favorite swear word too. I use it a bit too much, IMO, because it, as well as its counterpart Shit, are what you call "blank" words. In other words, "this song is ____" "This is a _____ texture." "Stay away from my ______ friend." No, I'm not bleeping out swear words ^^ but swear words are a blank space, within which much better, more intelligent and more descriptive words can be used.

But even as I say that, I have a really dirty mouth, hehe!

[Polyamorous]

FUCK, definatly:grin:!

[Kimi]

OOH, DAMNIT:bang: :bang:

People already said it before me, damnit:tantrum:

Yeah, that's my favorite:D

[Negasta]

Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck

[Paul_UK]

let see what Paul_UK say when he sees this thread morrow
It looks OK so far, I think. It's obvious from the title what you'll find in here.

We'll keep an eye on it though..... ;)

[Steam Giant]

Thanks, Paul! ^^

Yeah, I say Damnit a lot, too ^^ or god damnit!

[GuitarGirl1350]

Fucknugget. Definitely fucknugget.

I also love the phrase "Fuck me sideways..." and I say it too much.

[xxAngelOnFirexx]

I made up my own words that i use: fucktard. Like retard and fuck. And i also like
dumb-fuck. I guess it means two stupid people copulating (sp?) lol. I swear a bit too much. i get a dollar off of my $10 allowance for every word. I haven't got my allowance if weeks and this week i owed my sister $7 extra. :eek:

[Jersey4Life]

I made up my own words that i use: fucktard. Like retard and fuck. And i also like
dumb-fuck. I guess it means two stupid people copulating (sp?) lol. I swear a bit too much. i get a dollar off of my $10 allowance for every word. I haven't got my allowance if weeks and this week i owed my sister $7 extra. :eek:

Really? My parents don't really care if I curse. As long as I'm not just going around saying curse word after curse word and I use it in context, they could care less.

[Double Dubya]

Fucknugget. Definitely fucknugget.

I also love the phrase "Fuck me sideways..." and I say it too much.

Halleluiah
Ive never heard fuck nugget before, but now I love it!!!:eusa_danc

I try not to swear unless I know the people and surroundings well, I think that swearing can make you sound ignorant and unintelligent:dry:. I don’t consider damn, ass, bitch, or shit to be swearing words so I would have to say that my favorite “swear” has to be FRIGG’N.

I do know that you get slapped for playing the C card:eusa_whis

[ampthejazz]

A good ol' "fuck" usually does the trick.

:D

Though I try to cut back on swearing unless it's truly necessary to express my fury or frustration or something.

[chrism1990]

just one more to add to the 'Bugger list on the first page -

fancy a bugger? (relating to anal)

[Sugar]

haha ive never heard some of these expressions; fucknugget is definately a special one lol

[EthanS]

I like mother fucker and bitch and fuck

[Sugar]

i almost forgot about "Betch" not bitch...betch..lolll got that from the infamous Kelly skit "Text message break up" so funny.

[Qu_]

A simple "damn" works for me. Fuck for when I'm excited or angry.

[aprilblue426]

Lol, if us Americans/Canadians did that we'd be laughed at. It sounds like it would be fun to use though.

lol it's tons of fun (especially to see the looks on ppl's faces)!:icon_wink i LOVE saying bugger, though i don't often get in the right situation to say it though. dang.

[justjoshoh]

I'll use a swear word occasionally. To me, the words are just there a part of the vocabulary. After given the speech about FCC v. Pacifica (broadcasting standards - seven words that you can't use in over the air broadcasting) to students on the campus radio station at college several times, saying any of them just seems less powerful. If I find that I can not express myself in discourse without using those words, I've become a less effective speaker.

[Sugar]

I'll use a swear word occasionally. To me, the words are just there a part of the vocabulary. After given the speech about FCC v. Pacifica (broadcasting standards - seven words that you can't use in over the air broadcasting) to students on the campus radio station at college several times, saying any of them just seems less powerful. If I find that I can not express myself in discourse without using those words, I've become a less effective speaker.

Hmm that's interesting I would love to hear that speech :) i need to brush up on my speaking skills :lol:

[chrisg]

Shit (my grandmother said this once while driving--I resisted the urge to laugh uncontrollably), fuck, and bitch. All very versatile in their own special ways.

Ha!! I love swearing, especially when no one's around. When I'm talking to people, I *try* to be civilized, but no dice--I have a filthy mouth anyway. The only people I can't swear to are parents and professors. :)

[Chaos]

Shit. Everything is "Aw shit" or "I'm sick of this shit". And when I'm really mad a melodramatic "fuuuuck!"

[Alywishous]

I use Bugger a lot even around my parents, because they dont realize its brit swearing. But I like shit and sometimes fucking shit comes out...on accident of course. Rolls eyes

[Kimi]

I like mother fucker and bitch and fuck

Oh, my............:grin:

[xxAngelOnFirexx]

my dad swears a lot at cars. while i was camping with him this weekend (anyone notice i was gone?) he was like "dumb-dick-mother-fucker" then he looked at me and was like oops... and then said 'i was waiting to use that one for along time'. it was quite funny :roflmao:

[Kimi]

my dad swears a lot at cars. while i was camping with him this weekend (anyone notice i was gone?) he was like "dumb-dick-mother-fucker" then he looked at me and was like oops... and then said 'i was waiting to use that one for along time'. it was quite funny :roflmao:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
My dad do that quite often too...He has much filthier mouth than me:eusa_doh:

BTW, Welcome back:smilewave

[wtinal]

My favorite swear word is.....damn! Although, rabbit ranks right up there. When I was in high school, one of my teachers made each of his classes pick a "swear word" to use in class. Our class chose the word "rabbit", and it stuck with me.

[TexasRomance]

Fuck :) i find it to be such a versatile swear word, you can use it in a sexual context, angry, sad, happy..it works with everything.

yup...
Fuck..
my fave

[phoenix17]

mine is also definitely fuck. The only word in the english language that can be used in every different way

[Rette]

Fuck's one of my favourite words in the English language because, as others have pointed out, it can be used in so many ways.

From Wikipedia:
Fuck is used not only as a verb (transitive and intransitive), but also as a noun, interjection, and, occasionally, as an expletive infix

[Corey]

dobious wanker... idn if i spelt that right

[Torture]

Fuck

[Torture]

dobious wanker... idn if i spelt that right

Dobious? I've never heard of that word.

[Vampyrecat]

Umm
I have a few, and I make up my own as well
Fuckhead, Smacktard, Crap, Holy Crapomoly, SHIT! FUCK! DAMN! MOTHER FUCKER!

I have a filthy mouth, and have been known to swear in front of teachers for various reasons.
Have only ever called one person a C*** though. She was a Bitch and she deserved it.
I forgot to add Bitch in.
I like using Bitch too.

Odd thing is, I'm hardly ever angry. I just like to swear.

[Psych!]

Holy fucking shit, let me see what the fuck I can come up with assholes.... (That's pretty much what I can come up with right now :p, but yeah, I'm a foul mouth :D)

[Gera-Kun]

shit. i use it alot. not much of a foul mouth here...

[suburbs_of_sodom]

Hmmmm...I definitely like frak a lot, but that's because I'm a huge nerd.

I also like the phrases "for fuck's sake" and "fuck this shit," they're fun.

[Midnight Angel]

haha I swear kind of alot. I like fuck and bitch the most I suppose

[Gamer am I]

I don't swear much unless I'm around foul-mouthed people. If I do swear, it's usually something around the word "Christ". But "fuck" still has a special place in my heart. It's just so versatile. It has so many uses.
Noun: "You fuck!"
Pronoun: "You fuck!"
Verb: "Go fuck yourself!"
Adjective: "You fucking moron!"
Adverb: "You're so fucking stupid!"
Interjection: "Fuck!"
We look down upon fuck so much in this country, but we forget that some contend that fuck used to be an acronym for "Fornicate Under the Command of the King", meaning to fuck used to mean to have sex with the king. This means that fucking was once a great honor. :icon_bigg

[Choucho]

I like bugger. Because it sounds like buggery. So I giggle when people tell other people to bugger off.
But I use "fuck" a lot, mostly directed at my computer. >.<

[downboyup]

anything with fuck - fuckface, fuckwit, fuckhead, 'doing fuck all', motherfucker,

nucking futs, fanfuckingtastic, .....but usually i politely say .... 'bother.'

[dousedfirepants]

I like using the word "ass" to create kennings.
Ass-monkeys, ass-mongers, ass-vikings...

[Michiyo]

uhmm Manko

its japanese look it up

[DJ Sweetz]

Well.... it's not a swear word, but I like to say "sofa king" for some reason....XP

[dousedfirepants]

uhmm Manko

its japanese look it up

What about "shimatta," "kuso," or "chikushou"? I personally like "kuso." Heh.

[dousedfirepants]

Well.... it's not a swear word, but I like to say "sofa king" for some reason....XP

Haha...is there a story behind this interjection or yours?

[davo-man]

I like fuck....but im not really very much of a foulmouth

One word i do like is "dorp"....it can mean anything you want...funny story how it came about tho

Theres a girl called Middledorp...and i said (in my drunken stupor)..."I'd like to get to the middle of her dorp"...From then on me and my friend say it all the time...hmmm maybe you had to be there

[Andy21]

I'm quite partial to 'Bollocks'

Look it up if it's too British :D

[Behling]

I like shit best. Fuck is ok but I have overused at and it is no fun. Well I dunno... I guess its a tie between shit and fuck.

[Grof142007]

I love "Bollock" even tho i dont use it enough and "are u fucking kidding me" and there " Oh My Fucking God"

[Choucho]

Omg! I can't believe I forgot about this!

BALLS!

My friend Lish, her grandma uses "balls" instead of swearing. My friend Amanda does it too and it's the funniest thing in the world! "This is balls!" etc. It's so much fun. XD

[gayboiluvrrrr]

Ahhh the ever favorite fuck

[beckyg]

I rarely ever use the f-bomb unless I'm really, really, really mad at my husband. My bad word is shit and really I only use that when I drop something on my toe. :)

[Beebo]

You may think this is funny... LOL... I kinda definatly do. first of all I would like to point out that Beckyg wins the award for coolest mom ever. :D.

My swear words: Holy Moses, Holy Macaroni, Jumpin' Jehova Witnesses, Shiver me Timbers, Shwat, Bizanch, Flip/Flippin/Flipper... and yeh, I have a bunch of others too. I dont really swear.

[GunStarre]

Shit.
I tend to use this more than any other swear words

[pirateninja]

Schpadoinkle.

It's one of my favourites when I am with my baby cousin and happen to do something stupid, eg hit my toe, catch my finger in the door etc. My aunt would never forgive me if I taught her swear words at such a young age. Plus it sounds funny, and everyone laughs when I say it.

[XxTheNumbOnexX]

ok..hope u guyz dont think im lame for this..and u MAY have noticed anywayz..O_O..i dont swear..T_T....

sowwy....

BUT i do say "Flunk THAT!" and "WHAT THE JUNK?" and "OMFG!" (oh my flunking god!) and sometimes i make up random words..like if i accidentally kick something to hard or something and get hurtified..i just say something like..."AKAJAGABUNGAAAA!"

ok..u can laugh..lolz...and call me lame..but not TOOO much plz..lolz..

but i have ACCIDENTALLY said a few words along with songs before..XD...

and the Kelly vids...she says "BETCH!" so ive said that a few times too...but usually i call some one a "big itch!" XD

[Psychedelic Bookmarks]

Fuck is the best, but one I made up is twant. It's a cross between twat and cunt and I quite like it. (pronounced with the "tw" of twat and the "unt" of cunt). I also think prick is nice and versatile. :D

[InaRut]

Mother Fucker

Thank you Samuel L Jackson.

[John666]

i say crap quite alot but i dont think that counts

[Martin]

Feck
Cunt
Twat-features

I think that's it. :D

[NathanHaleFan]

Although It's not the "most vulgar" of the swear words, I like the phrase, "Son of a bitch!" as expletive because it can add intentional humor.

Like when Lewis Black uses it.

[Myzou]

I don't cuss very often o.o

Though I do catch myself saying Fuck and Ass a lot >.>;

[heatqueen]

Shitake mushrooms!!! = my all time fave. That's what I say when I accidentally say 'shit' in front of my parents or people who aren't ok with it lol.

[Red87]

Hmm... I like good old military swear words. Shitbag is a good term to describe someone you generally have a great dislike for. "That guy is such a shitbag", akin to "He's a piece of shit." Its actually a very powerful word within the military, usually reserved for people who are really lacking in discipline.

[CaptainTrips]

I prefer 'bugger', it has more uses than feck.

E.g:

What a bugger! (Something that didn't work out right)

Bugger off! (Go away and stop bothering me!)

Stop buggering around! (Stop messing about and get on with it)

Oh bugger! (Something went horribly wrong)

Well, I'll be buggered! (Well I never saw anything like it)

If I catch the bugger ... (If I catch the rat/swine ...)

He's a little bugger ... (He's an uncontrollable child/teen ...)

LOL! I could go on for pages. :lol:

Lol, if us Americans/Canadians did that we'd be laughed at. It sounds like it would be fun to use though.


haha, i actually use "bugger" as a substitute for "bastard" when in the company of someone who's going to get all pissy for swearing.

my most-used swear is probably "dammit!" unless im really angry, in which case i'd start saying "fuck."

the best swears are in foreign languages and unintelligible to people around you...

[BreakingGlass]

twat
cooter
dildo...I call people "stupid dildos" idk why.

[panda]

I feel pretty crass admitting to "Cocksucker and Motherfucker" when others are saying "Drat and Darn" or equivalents .

[Samus610]

Schpadoinkle.

It's one of my favourites when I am with my baby cousin and happen to do something stupid, eg hit my toe, catch my finger in the door etc. My aunt would never forgive me if I taught her swear words at such a young age. Plus it sounds funny, and everyone laughs when I say it.

I'm gonna start using that word. It's so much fun to say.
My favorite swear word is Bitch.

[OneHatMadder]

Hm...
Well I tend to combine words and make my own up. I use

Bitchmuffin
Fuckbiscuit
Fuckmonkey
Whorecakes
Twatfrog

Then there is:
Skrig
Feck
Smeg

and so-on and so forth

But my favourite is probably BOLLOCKS! which I shout at random times throughout the day.

[crimsonarcher]

ok..hope u guyz dont think im lame for this..and u MAY have noticed anywayz..O_O..i dont swear..T_T....

sowwy....

BUT i do say "Flunk THAT!" and "WHAT THE JUNK?" and "OMFG!" (oh my flunking god!) and sometimes i make up random words..like if i accidentally kick something to hard or something and get hurtified..i just say something like..."AKAJAGABUNGAAAA!"

ok..u can laugh..lolz...and call me lame..but not TOOO much plz..lolz..

but i have ACCIDENTALLY said a few words along with songs before..XD...

and the Kelly vids...she says "BETCH!" so ive said that a few times too...but usually i call some one a "big itch!" XD

It's alright. you're not the only one. I don't swear either!
^_^

[TriBi]

Like a lot of others, I probably tend to yell "FUCK" much too often (but mainly to myself).

I actually prefer things that are a little more inventive - and I particularly like referring to people whom I hold in a great degree of disdain as 'Fuckwits' (good old Aussie slang - a sort of shortening of "fucking halfwit"). Probably the Aussie equivalent of the US "fucktard" (but I prefer our version, LOL :D).

Other than that, I like "Bugger" - again a fairly popular Australasian term...as can be seen from the fact that that Toyota used it in a very successful series of TV Ads in Aus & NZ. The following is a sort of conglomeration of those:...
O-Y3AsZ19Hc

[Emile]

I like to say "merde" (!) (which is "shit" in english).

[pirateninja]

When I'm not using non-crass alternatives this is my vulgar phrase book:

"Fook me!" (pronounced like that): "Wow, that was unexpected!"
"Go fuck yourself!": "Go away, you are annoying me."
"Mother-fucking, dick-farting shit-wanker!": (My current name for an annoying english teacher)
"Crap!": "Something bad has just happened."
"Son-of-a-bitch bastard!": "Get out my face before I hit you."

I also like "arsehole" :D

[panda]

Other than that, I like "Bugger" - again a fairly popular Australasian term...as can be seen from the fact that that Toyota used it in a very successful series of TV Ads in Aus & NZ. The following is a sort of conglomeration of those:...
O-Y3AsZ19Hc[/QUOTE]

I love this ad!!:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Grof142007]

betch is my new favorite word

[Trumpetplyer23]

I'd have to say fuck is my favorite swear word. Its overly versatile, you can use it in any situtation if you try heard enough. Whenever I get really pissed off, I say fuck every other word, kind of like "This fucking stupid fucking piece of fucking shit is fucking shot to hell!" or I insert fuck in the middle of a word, like "In-fucking-competent".

[Zak]

Well, i swear A LOT! My favorite is probably tard, or tardface(not really back).......then we get to Fatass, fucker.........Unclefucker......whitetrash......Ev erything in the book, I like to combine words too. Hehe......... Im a baddd boy! :tantrum:

[panda]

When something doesn't work out I say "Kirfuckled"

[baileyh]

Mine are fuck,mother fucker,asshole and shit.I do have watch it at work,I have to pay a dollar for each swear word I say and and luckly I have not been caught doing this.

[lostinthought9]

shit---like "aw shit" and i also call people "stupid cunt" alot, espicially the annoying little preps---I HATE preps!! haha, and ive been saying "F that" instead of "Fuck that", makes me feel better :) lol

[Alexander]

I like fuck cause it's simple and rolls off the tounge.

[heatqueen]

Fucking Hell Clucking Bell!!!

[Trumpetplyer23]

Kind of offtopic but still related story: Today at school I was talking with my friend and she yelled "Fuck you" at me, this teacher came out of the bathroom we were standing by, my friend looks at her, looks back at me and yells "go fuck yourself!" the teacher turns around and yells "Hey! Watch your language!" It was funny, considering my friend knew the teacher was standing there.

Oh, and I came up with a new use for fuck. I invented the word Fucky McFucknuggets.

[Lily]

Well...I like to say i have a mouth on me...because well for a good while I did. (have been trying to stop...also I was raised not too...)Any who my favorites are DAMN(all day everyday), hell (this one oftenish), shit (when rushing or something) and lately when I screw something up its fuck...a few dozen times at once.

[firecausesburns]

I use the term "a metric fuckton" if there's a lot of something, and "frundleshit" is always useful. "Fuckbadger" is another favourite. You can get great curses out of adding the names of animals to the end of the four-letter words. "Weasel" is a good one for that (as in cuntweasel, fuckweasel, etc.)

[Vampyrecat]

I like TWUNT.

A versitile arrangement of Twit and *unt.

OtherwiseI'm always up for a good Bugger or a Fuck :DDD

[sparkyboyM]

personaly my favourite phrases, though i don't count them as swearing, would be 'bastard' and 'son of a bitch'. for comedic value i sometimes use 'bollocks' and 'shit' though :)
although i do use one of my own invention, 'son of a shithead'.

EDIT: oh, i like 'bugger' too

[John666]

i say all of them a decent amount but shit and crap(not really swearing) are the best. fuck is pretty cool though

[will4rmTX]

Bitch or Whore, When ever I talk to someone I call them whore IDK why? But people know its a term of endearment with me....

[Invisible]

Shizzzzzzzle

[berileos]

Suckass,dorkhead,fartout,shit...there's many...

[xballetxbeautyx]

I'm not allowed to say crap, sucks, hell, or anything of that nature... yet I have one of the foulest mouths I know. Just not around my mother. I've been around little kids a lot lately so I'm trying to watch it. But I love fuck, shit, bitch... I call my best friend a bitch all the time, it's a term of endearment. I LOVE bollocks but I don't use it much at all.

[Blaz]

Shiznit

[Malchik89]

"What the Bitch?!" or "Son of a Fuck!"

[Adryen]

"Shut the fuck up"...i say that often. And i call everyone a bitch or hooker.

[amyleona]

fuck. deffinatly fuck.

[yahooooo]

I don't have a favourite, I don't really like them and I use them all far too often! (at home/hockey anyway... I'm good at school!!)

I'm not too bad at the moment but when I start playing hockey again I will probably slip back into my old foul mouthed habbits as everyone there swears like a trooper. I hate how frequently people use swear words but they really are intergrated into speach and it is very hard to say anything negative without using them - but maybe that's because we shouldn't be saying so many negative things about people anyway!!!

[WhiteFox]

Bitch all the way. =)

[-Michael-]

Shitstab is a good one.

Oh shitstab!
You shitstabber!

But i like a good ol' fuck :) haha

I don't use it in very sentence as a lot of people do near me.

But i really just like it when im passionate about something :)

[musicgirl112233]

I think Fuck and Shit are my favorite.

[panda]

Plainly put: Cocksucker & Motherfucker.

[Green Eyes]

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!! xD

[gastro08]

I love the simple things... like calling somebody a douchbag :D