Masturbating in the Shower

[Polyamorous]

Heaps of guys say they do it in the shower, but a couple of times when i tried, just after orgasm i felt as if i would faint. Maybe the hot water or the steam or something... i dunno but does anyone else feel like that, or am i just weird?

[Paul_UK]

Yes, I know what you mean. I don't feel quite as bad as you, but the heat hits me afterwards too.

So it's not just you and you're not weird. It's not everyone though - as you say lots of guys do it in the shower regularly.

[SadConfusedBandGeek]

Geezuz I cant do that in the shower, cause i actually have to wash and stuff, and my mom gets mad if i take a really long shower lol.

i did it once, and i didn't like it that much anyway tho

[24601]

I generally do it while the shower is running, but before I actually get in. My long bathrobe on the floor so I don't actually have to sit/lay on the tiles. I've done it actually in the shower before, too, but it... I dunno, didn't like it. Showers are my way of relaxing.

[SpikySpice]

I used to do it in the shower, not anymore, becuase it was supertired. I felt dizzy when I stood up and it took me lots of strength to dried myself up

[Jerr]

When I use to do it... 2 years ago!!!! lol

I did it in the shower... like always! The cleanup is RIGHT THERE. lol

My advice... use it to time your conditioner in your hair! (If you use it) That is what I did.

Lay down if you wish and have the shower head spray like the wall so it doesn't hit your face.

If you choose to stand... get were you can sit down really easily. This way if you feel faint you can sit down and just enjoy the warm water and the after effects of getting off.

[xxAngelOnFirexx]

When I use to do it... 2 years ago!!!! lol

My advice... use it to time your conditioner in your hair!


omg! i know i'm gurl so its a little differnt but i like do that!!!

if it wasn't for the little fun, i probably would never take showers! :lol:

[Miaplacidus]

When one masturbates the body temperature raises slightly - when the person is in the shower, under the hot water, the body can't cool off so easily and that's why the person feels like that.

I never do it in the shower - I need to be comfortable.

[Revan46]

I did it and wound up getting a bad head ache, i guess i just cant jerk off standing up

[Kimi]

I've tried it and didn't like it.
Maybe it will be different if I wasn't in the shower alone????
And yes, it did gives me dizziness.

But my opinion is it's too much waste of water and electricity/gas/oil:rolleyes:

[beckyg]

I think its great you guys can talk about this. When I was growing up talking about masturbation was a big no-no. In fact, you never heard about girls doing it at all. Now the college offers Masturbation 101 for girls! lol

[Hendrix]

I think it you may feel the heat just because youve suspended so much energy doing it you feel faint and the hot water intensifies that. That's why after you masturbate you often fall asleep afterwards or at least i do.

[Sugar]

yah I definately think the heat is what drains you. Personally, I know I'm a girl, but I just use to lie in the tub haha Get to relax for a bit before I got up.

[GQMan]

I did it once in the shower and took me FOREVER to get off. I tried it again like a year later and couldnt cum this time. So yeah, totally not worth it. Even though the hot water hitting you is so soothing.

[geoking66]

For me it felt like I got too tired when I jacked off in the shower right after orgasm, it's probably the heat. I almost fell asleep on the floor of the shower because it took me forever to get off.

[jayden]

no i dont in the shower i did a couple of times and i felt a bit dizzy to. i do it in bed

[Torture]

I've tried it once before, wasn't really the best. I prefer in my bedroom where I have privacy.

[Corey]

If i ever do it in the shower... normally i turn down the heat to "luke warm" so i don't over heat... and the cool water actually feels better than the hot water

[Blue0090]

hmm. dude not really a fan of it

[George]

I have attempted to masturbate in the shower a few times... I orgasm easily in there, but I nearly collapse afterwards. This is why I just do it in the toilet, so my family think I'm just taking a crap lmao.

[Gamer am I]

I've done it before, and for some reason, I have my best orgasms in the shower. :confused:

I usually do it lying down with my upper body slightly propped up. Maybe that's why I don't feel faint afterwords. I would imagine that if I were standing, the blood would go to my penis and away from my head, and it would have a hard time (no pun intended) getting back up to my head once I finished. I usually position the shower head to face the wall so I don't get sprayed. Works great for me! :icon_bigg

I find that it helps if you have something to think about ahead of time while you're masturbating. If I don't have something ahead of time, I end up taking too long and my parents tell me to hury up.

[Gera-Kun]

I do it. I shower in cold water, so i don't feel dizzy or anything. the one thing i like about doing it in the shower is that you could stick a pen or marker up your, um nevermind! :eusa_whis

[Psych!]

I do it. I shower in cold water, so i don't feel dizzy or anything. the one thing i like about doing it in the shower is that you could stick a pen or marker up your, um nevermind! :eusa_whis

:roflmao: lol

well, i did that once but i didn't really feel dizzy, probably cause i sat there for a while before getting up :eusa_danc

[K0msomolets]

hy·per·ven·ti·la·tion (hī'pər-vĕn'tl-ā'shən) pronunciation
n.

Abnormally fast or deep respiration, which results in the loss of carbon dioxide from the blood, thereby causing a fall in blood pressure, tingling of the extremities, and sometimes fainting.

It might have something to do with hyperventilation due to the nature of one's exertions - perhaps with all that blood flow to the groin area too. You are expelling more CO2 than normal and inhaling more O2 and you begin to feel faint.

In high school we would play a (apparently dangerous) game all the time in which one individual would breath very rapidly for several minutes. Suddenly he would be told to hold his breath and standing with is back against a wall a classmate would push against the breathers ribcage to keep the lungs compressed. The breather hyperventilates their eyes roll back and they collapse. A few seconds later they wake up with a grin on their face.

[Psych!]

hy·per·ven·ti·la·tion (h?'p?r-v?n'tl-?'sh?n) pronunciation
n.

Abnormally fast or deep respiration, which results in the loss of carbon dioxide from the blood, thereby causing a fall in blood pressure, tingling of the extremities, and sometimes fainting.

It might have something to do with hyperventilation due to the nature of one's exertions - perhaps with all that blood flow to the groin area too. You are expelling more CO2 than normal and inhaling more O2 and you begin to feel faint.

In high school we would play a (apparently dangerous) game all the time in which one individual would breath very rapidly for several minutes. Suddenly he would be told to hold his breath and standing with is back against a wall a classmate would push against the breathers ribcage to keep the lungs compressed. The breather hyperventilates their eyes roll back and they collapse. A few seconds later they wake up with a grin on their face.

that's very dangerous

[Gera-Kun]

yup, very dangerous...i remember someone had togo to the emergency room cause of a game similar to that.

[Psych!]

yup, very dangerous...i remember someone had togo to the emergency room cause of a game similar to that.

whoa! :eek:

[young92]

yea that happens sometimes...but i got used to it...
the bathrooms is like the only place i know no one will walk in on me
but i think its alot better to do it right before u get in the shower
it feels MUCH better

[Behling]

I used to but since I started working out I take my showers after I work out and I am usually really tired lol

[kevinx519]

ive done that a couple times. but my knees get weak after and yeah...its better laying down

[Midnight Angel]

I think its better laying down too

[zumbo]

I can't cum under the shower but I can cum while standing in the bathroom.

[Kibuki kid]

I tried it in the shower a few times and i cant do it cause i get near to the point of fainting and i can get one of my really bad migraines. YAY toilet(!) (!)

[Torture]

I can't cum under the shower but I can cum while standing in the bathroom.

Yeah, same here.

[ppreston9]

i dont do it in the shower. it takes too long and i just like too lay when i do it.

[greyundrstndng]

To be honest, the best place for me is in the shower for 2 main reasons:
1. clean up extremely easy 2. for me an orgasm is when my mind can SHUT UP! ive actually blacked out for a few seconds from some intense orgasms. those are the best to me. anyway i last too long in bed! :icon_wink

[Latinokid]

Shower is worst too slippery.....i rather do it laying down on my bed =D

[gabriel1]

I tried a few times in the shower but almost collapsed. forget it. I'd rather do it laying on my bed or sitting at my PC.

[step49x]

I've done it, but I'm not too fond about masturbating standing up. Mainly because of the whole lightheaded-ness thing. As I'm currently living in a college dorm, I usually do it on the toilet. I have way more privacy there than in my room.

[xxXJoe15919Xxx]

I've tried it and didn't like it.
Maybe it will be different if I wasn't in the shower alone????
And yes, it did gives me dizziness.

But my opinion is it's too much waste of water and electricity/gas/oil:rolleyes:

The shower is my way of relaxing.

[waitingsucks]

Yea u get dizzy all the time when the showers really hot and u stand up to quickly. I enjoy it but sometimes the orgasm is really rushed when u have to go, but I think sometimes it's better in the shower sometimes it's better in bed. the bonus with the shower is that cleanup is simple. :D LMAO

[Ty]

Mmmm i can't seem to do it in the shower =/ maybe cause when i shower its in the morning straight after i wake up so im really tired lol

[CrimsonThunder]

When you wake up it should be easy to masturbate... Everythings ready for you.

lulz.

[Ty]

When you wake up it should be easy to masturbate... Everythings ready for you.

lulz.

Lol yeah but not when your the type that hates waking up and is rubbing his eyes for 2 hours afterwards >.>

[Paul_UK]

Me too - I know what you mean....

[Psychedelic Bookmarks]

i love masturbating in the shower! lol maybe because i'm a girl, i don't get that light-headed and/or fainty thing. i feel tired and whatever, but no more than usual. i like it in the shower because it's a change from always in my room (lol); it's nice to be naked and not worry about people walking in; i like the physical sensantion of the water, the heat and so on. also, i like it because i can be sure that everything is clean, so i tend to do things i might be more grossed about normally... if you know what i mean. also, i'm used to doing it standing up, so that's not a problem, but i find the small space to stand in kinda annoying, and sometimes it's a very slippery and hard surface (ack!the puns. none intended).

just thought i'd throw a girl's perspective in there. :)

[Ty]

Ah yeah, forgot to add - My shower is a power shower....so its not a "nice sensation" when the waters sprayed down to every inch of your body at 100mph ;)

[Latinokid]

Girls masterbate XD..dont meet many girls that do that...or admit it

[No day butoday]

Girls masterbate XD..dont meet many girls that do that...or admit it

More girls masturbate than you think, but many are just afraid of being judged, even though everyone secretly does it. It's like nose-picking in elementary school: Everyone did it, everyone got made fun of for doing it. XD

[Psychedelic Bookmarks]

uh-huh. girls feel like they shouldn't talk about it or do it, like it's "dirty". which sucks. hopefully this will change.

[CrimsonThunder]

Most of the girls I am around say dirty stuff, I like it. ^^;

[waitingsucks]

Yea it should be socially acceptable even if doesn't "arouse" me so to speak, masturbating stories are sometimes funny. lol that so came out wrong anyway u look at it. still... i'm glad some people can talk about it.

[CrimsonThunder]

I'm very sexually open, I'll hug guys that are my friends and talk about wanking in real life, not just in the net. :)

[mnrules1]

i love mast. in the shower..... i do it every day :)

[jayden]

i tried it in the shower but didnt like it i only masturbate in bed

[Jamie]

ooo i love power showers Ty.. a two hour power shower... nothing like it :)

[Jerr]

Two hour showers... I love those... just relaxing...

If there were another there... relaxing and just being close with someone... gawd I miss that. lol

[gilca]

omg yay i love to do it in the shower....(!)

[gilca]

i love mast. in the shower..... i do it every day :)

yay me too everytime i take a bath

[Kovax14]

Heaps of guys say they do it in the shower, but a couple of times when i tried, just after orgasm i felt as if i would faint. Maybe the hot water or the steam or something... i dunno but does anyone else feel like that, or am i just weird?

yeah i did it in the shower once standing up and I almost blacked out, i dont know exactly what happened but i think it was probably the heat / steam

[boy0boy]

Hmm it seems like I have to exert way more energy in the shower... and yeah I know that feeling of light-headedness (although never close to fainting) but I just don't like that it takes longer.

Standing is only in emergencies, and shower is probably the same.

[Ciel]

The shower is like one of the only places I can really get some privacy so its where I always do it. Before it has made me feel a bit dizzy but that hasn't happened in quite a while.

[Urman]

i did along time ago i just go in my room now

[EthanS]

Yer showers ^_^, nice n clean

[waitingsucks]

Hmm it seems like I have to exert way more energy in the shower... and yeah I know that feeling of light-headedness (although never close to fainting) but I just don't like that it takes longer.

Standing is only in emergencies, and shower is probably the same.

LMAO that's soo true it takes way longer BAHAHA

[boy0boy]

As for the cleanliness thing, usually it's right before bed and I take a shower in the morning.

I can only speak for myself, but I'm careful where my stuff goes... so it's not a messy situation for the most part.

[InaRut]

I love masturbation in the shower. Of course there is the feeling of relaxation. But as a vetertan hot water during masturbation ethusist I think it feels great :D.

[sngl]

I sometimes do it in the shower but it I'm not enjoying it as much as when I do it on my bed or in an other, more comfortable position :icon_bigg

[Urman]

Im going to try it again lol

[Malchik89]

In high school we would play a (apparently dangerous) game all the time in which one individual would breath very rapidly for several minutes. Suddenly he would be told to hold his breath and standing with is back against a wall a classmate would push against the breathers ribcage to keep the lungs compressed. The breather hyperventilates their eyes roll back and they collapse. A few seconds later they wake up with a grin on their face.


Ive done that with my friend before! Its called the pass out game, and we dont do the ribcage we wrap our hands around each others necks. You pass out of a few seconds and come out of it with like a natural high. Its fun just do it with someone you trust with your life.

[sexyalex]

idk....:rolleyes:

when i used to masterbate before it caught up with my health....
basically, i did it in the shower a few times, HATE the ....it's just....

ok, my spermatoza, and water...:shrug: not a good combination; worst in hot showers. now that's when it spreads all over the floor! Cold ones...it gathers in clumps and it's just too messy to clean i guess....(and gawd i hate scowering the bath tub) :dry:


PS- ok i know that little tale sounds weird but for me it's true and its kinda frustraing doing extra chores.

[mUsIcFrEaK92]

Tried it didn't like it.

[Jebs]

EWWW! This is gross...

J/K. Yea I only do it in the shower when I'm late for work and just have to.. Otherwise there are plenty of other places I'd rather do that at.

[LOVEjames]

There was a comic on Leno once that talked about masturbating on the shower. He said that he always came, but then was feeling like he was going to collapse, so he grabbed onto the shower curtain, but then that fell down. And since the crash was so loud, his mother came in and saw his hard on... xD The only thing I remember thinking was like, "They can put this on Leno!?"

[Brandford]

its easy for me to do it in the shower, everytime i take a shower i sit down for about 15mins just to think

[goodisgood]

I'm with InaRut...I think it feels really good...plus it's one of the few places I can actually be alone and not have to worry about someone wondering what I'm doing behind closed doors...

[Andrew]

not never done it.. and it doesnt seem like that much fun. now with another person, i wont mind.

-Luis

[agraves]

I do it in the shower laying down with the massaging shower head. Bless the person who invented those handy little things. But even when I lie down I still feel a bit faint.

[skyoverland]

The shower is nice I just found that I spend more time in there and people know what you are doing in there if you spend more time in the shower. I still do it but who cares right? I think the room or just about anywhere is ok as long as you don't do it where people can see.

[Adrian]

In the first year of uni they put up a notice in the shower telling the guys to stop masturbating in the shower because it kept blocking it. I was like "ew, people are masturbating in the communal shower..."

[Gamer am I]

In the first year of uni they put up a notice in the shower telling the guys to stop masturbating in the shower because it kept blocking it. I was like "ew, people are masturbating in the communal shower..."

Blocking it? :eek: How often were people masturbating in there?

[Adrian]

In the first year of uni they put up a notice in the shower telling the guys to stop masturbating in the shower because it kept blocking it. I was like "ew, people are masturbating in the communal shower..."

Blocking it? :eek: How often were people masturbating in there?

Lol, love the way you ask me that as if I'd know the... habits... of about 12 guys.

[Jebs]

In the first year of uni they put up a notice in the shower telling the guys to stop masturbating in the shower because it kept blocking it. I was like "ew, people are masturbating in the communal shower..."

Dude.. people masturbate just about anywhere. Not saying I do..

[Martin]

That reminds me of the prank notice that was put up in Durham uni :D

http://blog.fakap.net/uploaded_images/durhamletter-701465.jpg

[MeskElil]

:roflmao: That's brilliant, Martin!

[NathanHaleFan]

I highly doubt that they could get an accurate identification of "the culprit" seeing as, if the practice is prolific like you said, there would quite alot of different people's DNA all massed together...

[Martin]

It was a prank notice. Twas not designed to be serious and realistic. :D

[Adrian]

That reminds me of the prank notice that was put up in Durham uni :D

http://blog.fakap.net/uploaded_images/durhamletter-701465.jpg

Lol. Maybe it was the same kind of thing and I never realised.

[Blaz]

That's awesome, I might post that in my dorm.

[Crazyfoo]

I have before but all I have to say is that it takes a long time. =/

[Blaz]

I do it all the time and it doesn't take a long time for me. And what's with all the near-fainting?

[Willywilly92]

i did once and then like two weeks later my dad calls me and says my step mom was cleaning the shower and she found sperm on the walls. i looked at my step brother and was like u dumb ass, ur busted. i also didnt know how they knew that it [I]was[I] semen but somehow they did, i thought it was funny as hell

[SamAlex728]

I've tried it, but I can't seem to masturbate standing at all. And I've tried it sitting down in the shower, but I'm claustrophobic, so sitting down doesn't feel too great. So, I'm simple and I just do it lying down on my bed.

[firecausesburns]

What, you mean that wasn't why those handheld shower heads were invented?

[Jebs]

What, you mean that wasn't why those handheld shower heads were invented?

:eusa_clap

[Red87]

I do it in the shower sometimes, but orgasms seem greatly reduced while in the shower versus not for me, at least.

[ausdtc]

I used to find it difficult in the shower, but love it these days! Standing isn't an option for me in the shower really, the heat+effort makes me dizzy. My shower's rather large length-ways, so I sit with my legs outstretched and lean against the back wall. 'Tis good :)

[pandafunfun]

yeah i tried it before...takes me a while to get off so i don't do it anymore

[xballetxbeautyx]

Never tried it in the shower... but then, I've only ever tried it twice. It hasn't really worked. Maybe I'll have to do it in the shower next time.

Two hour showers... I love those... just relaxing...
You don't run out of hot water?

[nickmc]

Nope. Just can't get comfortable. It always seems forced the few times I've tried it so I don't bother anymore. The bedroom is much better. :)

[beckyg]

Never tried it in the shower... but then, I've only ever tried it twice. It hasn't really worked. Maybe I'll have to do it in the shower next time.

Two hour showers... I love those... just relaxing...
You don't run out of hot water?

I can hear Jerr's mom yelling at him right now. :D

[KaraBulut]

Never tried it in the shower... but then, I've only ever tried it twice. It hasn't really worked. Maybe I'll have to do it in the shower next time.

Two hour showers... I love those... just relaxing...
You don't run out of hot water?

I can hear Jerr's mom yelling at him right now. :D

Especially when she gets the water bill. :eek:

[GuitarGirl1350]

I love to masturbate in the shower! I have this awesome handheld head....yeaaaahhhh.

TMI?

[gabriel1]

Well I can't in the shower because I always start drowning.

[Malchik89]

Well I can't in the shower because I always start drowning.

hehe thats so not funny, but i just got a picture in my head of that happening to me, let a few giggles out xD

[Myzou]

Well I can't in the shower because I always start drowning.

I... don't even wanna begin thinking about how you would do that, rofl.

[gabriel1]

Well I can't in the shower because I always start drowning.

I... don't even wanna begin thinking about how you would do that, rofl.

Well..... it seems no matter where I stand or whatever the water is always IN THE WAY!

[waitingsucks]

^lol, yeah I practically drown just by sitting down in my shower

[Nj doodle]

OMG just dont have sex in a steamy shower lol its heaps worse!
yeah and masturbating in the shower, for me, does drain me and i dometimes do feel like i wanna faint... i fink its because its heated and u dont have the fresh air... hahaha

[Drew]

I have before, but I don't much anymore.

[Desert Rat]

I tried once, since everyone's always talking about it, but I couldn't do it. All the water was overwhelming, like I had someone tapping on my shoulder and yelling at me to hurry up. Too much pressure.

[itsme]

i do it sometimes and i feel exactly how you feel and sumtimes it doesnt do down the drain...it just clumps up and you feel too lazy to clean it up. plus my parents get mad when i take too long in the shower.

[Beebo]

I tried once, since everyone's always talking about it, but I couldn't do it. All the water was overwhelming, like I had someone tapping on my shoulder and yelling at me to hurry up. Too much pressure.

hahaha, thats too funny.

I think if I was ever to do it again, since last time, I got really lightheaded and almost toppled over, I'd have to really turn down the heat of the water.

[Blue0090]

I used to, but I prefer doing it on my bed lol

[Gamer am I]

I tried once, since everyone's always talking about it, but I couldn't do it. All the water was overwhelming, like I had someone tapping on my shoulder and yelling at me to hurry up. Too much pressure.

I usually just push the nozzle to the side of the shower so it hits the shower walls instead. That also has the added benefit of making it sound like I'm still standing, and not sitting down.

[Imagicnation]

I kinda like it, but I think it's the fact I'm doing something unusual. I think anything even slightly out-of the ordinary turns me on. So I guess the mix of the water, the heat, the pressure, the unusual posture, etc. just turns me into your proverbial pile of putty.

[troyhollister]

I like it as well, i used to all the time, but parents complained about all the "waste" of hot water! Plus the dryness from all the shampoo!

[matt3208pc]

I can't do it in the shower, don't know why, just doesn't work for me.

[lap531]

I love to masturbate in the shower, it is like the only time I get to, I share a room with my little sis and the heat does not get to me

[unouxx3me]

I would rather take baths than showers...so no I don't masturbate in the shower (bad balance). Masturbating during a bath isn't good...water gets all up in there and what goes in must come out, so i don't enjoy the water coming out...feels like I'm getting my period lol.