Riddles

[dreamer]

There is a square room with no windows and only one door. Inside the room there is a single lamp. Outside the room there are three lightswitches (A,B and C).

You are only allowed to open the door ONCE. How do you ditermine which switch turns on the light?

-and you cant keep the door open, look under the door, break down the wall, have someone else in the room or anything to this effect-

Post answers and/or new riddles.

[Paul_UK]

If two of the switches operate lights that can be seen from outside the room, then the one that appears to have no effect is the one for the light in the room. ???

[dreamer]

No. but I'v never heard that answer before!

[Paul_UK]

Do we actually need to know which switch it is, or do we just want to turn the light on? If we just want to turn the light on then operate all three switches and be done with it!

[dreamer]

not really sure what to do if people want the answers. so just say the word.

[Paul_UK]

Let people keep guessing for now. If nobody gets it in a couple of days then give the answer. I think someone will get it though (even if they cheat and look it up online somewhere).

I'm gonna be thinking about this one now, so I don't want the answer revealed too soon.... :)

[dreamer]

Clue: the aim is just to find out which switch is connected to the light. You dont need to be in the room with the light on.

And you could just put all three switches on but thats not the point of the riddle! Oh the fun of logic. I took physics...you've got to expect some degree of geekiness

[Paul_UK]

Replace the light bulb with a bell or something that makes a noise?

[DJ Sweetz]

You turn on switch A first, wait a few seconds, then turn it off. Next, turn on switch B, then go into the room. Touch the light bulb. If the light bulb is hot, It's light switch A, If it's on now, it's light switch B, But if the bulb is still cold, it's light switch C.

[dreamer]

Sorry, nope

[dreamer]

Ok yeh grillz was right, must have posted whilst i was replying!

Do that on your own or you look it up??

[DJ Sweetz]

What! My teacher told us that riddle and he said that was the correct answer!

[dreamer]

It is! read the one i just posted :)

[DJ Sweetz]

How many birth days does the average man have?

(Oh this is so easy!)

[dreamer]

One. you're only born once...?

[DJ Sweetz]

Darn It! Darn It!

A fire fighter, a paramedic and a chef were playing poker, then all of the sudden cops come in come into the room and arrests the fire fighter. The cops said that the fire fighter was involved with a murder and a witness said that the killer lived at this address, but the chef and fire fighter never knew anything about the murder. How did the cops know the fire fighter was a murderer?

[Double Dubya]

The paramedic witnessed the firefighter murdering the chef? I dunno

[EthanS]

Ooooooooooooo i loves riddles even tho i dont get em:icon_bigg

[DJ Sweetz]

Hint: The witness said something that made it easy to pick out the killer out of the three and the witness never knew that the killer was a fire fighter.

[EthanS]

if da fire fighter neva knew bout da murder hows he da murderer?? =S

[EthanS]

Dats da fire fighters adresss?? he lives der??

[DJ Sweetz]

Nope.

[EthanS]

Is it bcoz da paramedic was at da seen helping?? and ermmmmm... i dunno =SSS

[Blue0090]

if the firefighter never knew anything bout the murder then how is he the murderer?! wait what?

[DJ Sweetz]

no, I think the question isn't the same as the one my teacher told me last year, but it's almost the same. and *SHE* got the it from the internet, but I'm jus' typing it down from memory.

*hint*

[EthanS]

oo i got it da fire fighter is a woman =))))))))))))))

[Sam]

yeah I usually have trouble figuring out riddles and then when I find out the answer I'm like oooohhhh and I feel stupid for not figuring out!

[DJ Sweetz]

Yeah, the witness said that the killer lived at this address and the killer was a woman.

[DJ Sweetz]

What comes twice in a week, once a year, but not in a month?

[Blue0090]

..uhh what?

[DJ Sweetz]

Hint:It's not an event, but it happens twice in events.

[GuitarGirl1350]

the letter e.
derr!

[Blue0090]

lmao . hahaha im dumb

[GuitarGirl1350]

A horse is tied to a 15 foot rope. The horse is 5 feet long from tip of the snout to end. A bale of hay sits 21 feet from the begining of the rope, but the horse is able to eat from it. How is this possible?

[DJ Sweetz]

The other end of the rope isn't tied to anything.

[Double Dubya]

The rope is tied to his tail

[GuitarGirl1350]

Congrats to Grillz!

okay. next riddle:
There was a guy who had a Fox, a Chicken, and a bag of Grain.

He had to cross a river to get back home, but he could only take one item with him at a time. He could only take the fox, or the grain, or the chicken.

Well, if you leave a chicken and a fox on one side of the river while taking the bag of grain across, the fox will eat the chicken, same thing with the chicken and the grain. Can't leave those two alone or the chicken will eat the grain.

How do you get them all across the river safely?

[davo-man]

Take the chicken across, come back, take the fox across, take the chicken back, take the grain across, go back take the chicken across....done....im really bad at riddles so ill go look for one..be back in a sec

[GuitarGirl1350]

Holy CRAP that was fast Davo!!!!!!!!
Bravo!

[davo-man]

ive seen it before, so i had a head start lol

heres the next one

You are lost in a forest. The forest is between two villages. In villageA live only liars, they always lie. In village B people always tell the truth. You want to go to village B. Then you see a man from village A or B. You can ask him only one question.
Which question will you ask him to know for sure where village B is ?

Now i got two answers for this one so ill accept both

[DJ Sweetz]

Ask the man which city he lives in. He will always point to village B.

[davo-man]

You totally copy and pasted that, but yeah thats the answer....lol...the other one that i thought of was ask him "If i asked you yesterday what village was Village B, what would your answer be"

okay ur turn to copy and pa.....i mean think up a riddle hehe

[DJ Sweetz]

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

And I did not paste and copy! I highlighted and dragged the answer!

[GuitarGirl1350]

I know the answer for this! But I can't figure out how to write it!!! UGHHH!!!
Here's what I get from it:

You ask one what the other would say. The liar would say "right", which would actually mean "left". The truth teller would say "left" and mean it. Truth would tell you what Lie told you. You should take the path suggested by both of them.

This is correct because you can ask ONE QUESTION, but it never says you can't ask the same question multiple times.

[GuitarGirl1350]

crap! I totally missed out on that opportunity! I'm sorry!!!

[GuitarGirl1350]

and the answer is silence.

We had this one in my Java class this year; I didn't remember it verbatim but I found it online. Sorry I had to copy it, but I needed it to be exact.

Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person.

Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29.

Where is the remaining dollar?

[davo-man]

It doesnt actually total $29 cos you dont add the $2 to the $27, you subtract it...Think of it this way...the cutomers give the hotel $30 and they get $5 in change because the room is only $25 dollars...now cos they cant split the $5 between three ppl, they give the bell boy $2 and give one dollar each to each of them...This means that now the hotel has $25, so it is square...each of them has $3 and the bell boy has $2....add them together and it totals $30...the orginal number....Now remembering this, the above situation is basically the same except the bellboy splits up the money, not the customer...so the $1 didntdisappear

Will be back in a sec to get anothe rone

[davo-man]

okay this one hard so if you really cant get the answer then the answer is somewhere in cyberspace

A person has a 12 litre jug of Fanta, and wants to split it in half, but only has a 8 litre and a 5 litre jug. How can he do it?

[Daniel6]

here is my answer
12 8 5
-----------------
12 0 0
4 8 0
4 3 5
9 3 0
9 0 3
1 8 3
1 6 5
6 6 0
:icon_wink

[davo-man]

Yep thats the one...good on u....although i still reckon a valid answer is freezing it and chopping it in half...ur turn to find a riddle

[Daniel6]

sorry guys,
haven't found anything interesting:icon_sad:
please help

[DJ Sweetz]

What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?

[davo-man]

A keyboard

hmmm...

Wat has a golden orb inside, no hinges and opensjust once

[GuitarGirl1350]

a computer?

[SadConfusedBandGeek]

Wat has a golden orb inside, no hinges and opensjust once

an egg???

[davo-man]

Yep thats wat i was goin for

your turn to give a riddle...

[DJ Sweetz]

A 16-year-old boy was driving a moped down a one-way street in the wrong direction. A policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. What is a logical explanation for this?

[Paul_UK]

The policeman is the boy's father and (presumably) liable for the boy's fines.

[DJ Sweetz]

What is special about the number 854917632?

[Paul_UK]

I know that one but I'll let someone else try. Hint, it's not mathematical.

[Blue0090]

they're in alphabetical order xD

[SadConfusedBandGeek]

What is special about the number 854917632?

They are the numbers
123456789
Scrambled:)

[DJ Sweetz]

Blue0090 is Correct! And your prize is another riddle!

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is Five Feet ten inches, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?

[SadConfusedBandGeek]

Correct!

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is Five Feet ten inches, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?

WHOAA NO IDEA how in the heck to get that one

hard riddle:confused:

[DJ Sweetz]

Hint: some stuff are un-important info.

[Blue0090]

lmaooo. i kno that one! the answer is MEAT. haha

[DJ Sweetz]

Correctamundo!

You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

[Blue0090]

my eye color is dark brown. so that's the answer xD

[DJ Sweetz]

If you're so good, why don't you post a riddle!

[Blue0090]

alright im gonna go look for one

[Blue0090]

Nick and Dick were leaving the cafeteria. as they passed the cashier, Nick paid his bill, but Dick handed the cashier a slip of paper w/ the number 1004180 on it. The cashier studied the number for a moment, then let Dick pass by w/o paying. Why?

[Level N Human]

Umm.. Dick has a lunch pass because he applied for government aid and 1004180 is his ID number that the cashier must cross off a list of? (At least that's how it works at my highschool)

Dick is very charming and exchanged his phone number, 100-4180, and a wink for a free lunch. The cashier acquiesces.

:shrug:

[DJ Sweetz]

Is it correct? And ^ was hella funny:roflmao:

[Blue0090]

haha no

1 = I
0 = Owe
0 = Nothing
4 = For
1 = I
8 = Ate
0 = Nothing

xD lol

[Moth]

What falls but never breaks? What breaks but never falls?

[DJ Sweetz]

Many things can create one, it can be of any shape or size, it is created for various reasons, and it can shrink or grow with time. What is it?

[Blue0090]

@MOth = heart?

[Moth]

@MOth = heart?

Nope. Good guess though, very original.

[DJ Sweetz]

What falls but never breaks? What breaks but never falls?

Day and Night. I think.

[Moth]

^ Correct. (Although if you were going to be really technical, it would be night and day. 'Cause the first one is night and the second one is day.)

Tim works on the 40th floor of his building. He gets to work early and leaves on time. He takes the stairs up when he comes in (not by choice), but he takes the elevator down when he leaves. Why can't he take the elevator up?

[Blue0090]

maybe coz he goes to work early so the elevator is still dead?

[Moth]

Nope. Good guess, but the electricity is on and the elevator works.

[DJ Sweetz]

He's security at the building so he unlocks all the doors in the stair well on the way up to his office. And another person locks all the doors so he takes the elevators down. I dunno.

[davo-man]

He is incredibly short so he cannot reach the button to the floor that he works on but he can push the ground button...So in the morning he must take the stairs, but at night he can take the elevator

[Moth]

Davo-man, you were pretty much right. He's a midget, so he can't reach the elevator buttons. Since he leaves on time with everyone else, someone else pushes the button so he doesn't have to.

Your guess was very good and imaginative, though, Grillz! I never thought of anything like that.

[davo-man]

okey dokey...i cant think of a riddle, so do you wanna think of one grillz?...if you cant ill find one somewhere

[DJ Sweetz]

Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?

[Blue0090]

It was a boring hot summer day and mother nature would not give even a slightest breeze. I decided to stay at home and sleep with the aircon at full blast. Business was slow these days. Nobody wants to hire a detective.

"Jack, come quick! someone vandalized the Mayor's head in the park."

I was prodded half awake by my friend Jill from my slumber. The words barely registered in my mind. How can someone vandalized the mayor's head? Didn't he notice it? I switched of the air conditioning in my room, dressed lightly then I followed Jill to the park. Of course! The new statue that the mayor wants to reveal this coming saturday.

We went to the park and found the Mayor very agitated and looking at 3 teenagers. I studied the boys. Jamison looked so downcast that his jaws seemed to touch the ground. Donald was just chewing gum and playing with the tail of his kite. Bonnie looked at me, daring me to point at him. I never did like that boy. Always shouting and hanging out with his so-called pals.

"I was reading over there by the bench", pointed Jill. "When the mayor started shouting saying someone ruined his face. I went over there and found this." I stifled a giggle when i looked at the statue. Serves the mayor right but still this was a job to do. Jill continued, "nobody went past me today except these three kids so i'm sure one of them did this."

Jamison said, "It's not me, I swear. I did take a peek out of curiousity but i left it alone. I always walk past the statue on my way to the Library." i did a mental map. The library was on the other side of this park.

Donald said, "I was flying my kite an hour ago." He looked suspiciously at Jamison, "Hey if you're on your way to the library, why are you walking this way? The library is over there stupid." I nodded my head in agreement but didn't say a thing.

Bonnie said. "Point at me and you're going to get this on your face." He shook his knuckled fist at me and added, "I just took a drink from that drinking fountain behind the statue."

Jill and the Mayor looked at me expectantly. I pointed at the boy who vandalized the statue.


---

who did it and how did they know

[Blue0090]

Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?

i'm not gonna answer this one. im still busy drinking my Lipton Iced tea. haha dude jk

[Double Dubya]

It was an ice statue melting on the hot day. One of the boys was wet, he blamed it on the water fountain?

[DJ Sweetz]

Donald did it cuz there was no wind today and why would someone be playing with a kite on a non-windy day.

[Blue0090]

Donald did it cuz there was no wind today and why would someone be playing with a kite on a non-windy day.

lol correct.

[DJ Sweetz]

Last one for the night:

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

[Level N Human]

Davo-man, you were pretty much right. He's a midget, so he can't reach the elevator buttons. Since he leaves on time with everyone else, someone else pushes the button so he doesn't have to.

Your guess was very good and imaginative, though, Grillz! I never thought of anything like that.

Wait, wouldn't it be because the button for floor 40 is much higher up than the ground-floor button??

[Miaplacidus]

Last one for the night:

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

It happened during the day.

[DJ Sweetz]

My Last One, Scouts honor:

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

[davo-man]

I'm thinking its got to do with double entendres (if thats how you spell it)...shooting actually refers to taking a photo of him

Wait, is it that woman takes a photo of the man, then develops it (you know how they put it under liquid) and then hang it up to dry...then they celebrate the wonderful process of photograpy?

[DJ Sweetz]

Dang it! I'm running out of websi.... I mean riddles.

[davo-man]

lol...ill go find one...anyone i thought that was ur "last one on your scouts honour"

brb with another riddle

[DJ Sweetz]

Do you guys know where I'm gettin' my riddles? My Last One, If no one gets it right

This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?

[davo-man]

His breath and no i didnt get that form the internet...i did get the next one from the internet tho


The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "

The above passage is taken from the book "Gatsby" written by Ernest Vincent Wright in the late 1930's

this one's pretty easy i reckon so it probably won't take you long...

[DJ Sweetz]

There's no "E" in the paragraph?

[Midnight Angel]

I have one but I wanna wait for this answer

[davo-man]

Yep grillz has the right answer..good on u

[DJ Sweetz]

So DJ What's your riddle?

[Midnight Angel]

ok the way i have one answer based on how i learned but there might be more.

Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

[DJ Sweetz]

They both weigh the same.

[Midnight Angel]

You are correct Dj

[DJ Sweetz]

I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?

[Midnight Angel]

A coin?

[DJ Sweetz]

Correct!

My posterior is adorned with feathers. I have a rather long neck and quite a pointy nose. I am able to fly, yet I have no wings. What am I?

My very last one and I won't post anymore riddles tonight. I promise

[Atom]

Do you guys know where I'm gettin' my riddles? My Last One, If no one gets it right

This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?


If no one got this one yet, was it fire?

[GuitarGirl1350]

Their breath?

[24601]

An arrow?

[DJ Sweetz]

^ that is correct!

Two very popular and common objects have the same function, but one has thousands of moving parts, while the other has absolutely no moving parts. What are they?

[davo-man]

....I posted "His breath" ages ago...feeling so ignored :icon_wink

Anyway...i think the answer to the next on is an hourglass/clock and a sundial....and yes i do know where youa re getting your ridlles from :icon_bigg

[DJ Sweetz]

Great! I gotta find a new website, wait here's another one from another site.

Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

[wtfbrandon]

Johnny?

[DJ Sweetz]

Yep!

If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first.

[davo-man]

The match

[DJ Sweetz]

Yessir! So Davo-man, I bet you can't guess who's my favorite Batman villain! While you're guessing Here's another Riddle.

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

[davo-man]

Well you would survive cos you're only imagining it...the sharks arent gunna leap out and kill you from your imagination, unless you are actually imagining this on a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks

And im gunna guess that your favourite Batman villain is Riddler?....
pretty sure im right lol

[DJ Sweetz]

Yes and yes!

[DJ Sweetz]

Here's the newest riddle:

There was a guy stuck in a metal room with a metal door.The door was locked and there were no windows. The following items were inside the room:
a piano, table,a saw,and a bat.
How did the man get out? (3 ways)

[Psych!]

umm, wow, did he use the saw to cut the bat and use it as a lock pick??? lol

[DJ Sweetz]

uh....no, there are 3 answers to this

[Psych!]

uh....no, there are 3 answers to this

man this is kinda hard, are you sure there's no more details??? :icon_sad:

[DJ Sweetz]

Yep, that's all the info you're gonna get and need

[Atom]

is this something like...


he used the saw to cut the bat into two halves, put the two halves together to make a hole, and climbed out of the room through the hole?

I think I remember telling something like that a long long time ago, many many times.
Hmm, but maybe not!

[DJ Sweetz]

That was kinda close.....

[Psych!]

did he put the table on top of the piano and climb out (that is if there's no roof)

man I feel stupid right now :eusa_doh:

[DJ Sweetz]

hint:The guy used every object to get something

[Psych!]

man, another one of my random guesses but did he use the saw to cut the bat and the piano and table legs in half to use them as stilts? or did he use the legs and bat to ram the door?

[DJ Sweetz]

sorry nope....
hint: getting out requires using the objects in a certain way.....

[Psych!]

srry man, but I gotta give it to you, I have no idea how to solve this riddle, where's the Riddler when you need him

[DJ Sweetz]

Is my riddle that difficult?

[Psych!]

Is my riddle that difficult?

yeah, those are just random items and he's in a metal room with no windows and a locked metal door

[GuitarGirl1350]

Wow, I'm completely stumped.

[DJ Sweetz]

is this something like...


he used the saw to cut the bat into two halves, put the two halves together to make a hole, and climbed out of the room through the hole?

I think I remember telling something like that a long long time ago, many many times.
Hmm, but maybe not!

Hint: this answer was pretty close....

[Atom]

Aha, okay...



So he plays a key on the piano (i assume he/she somehow obtains this key, with another play on words that I'm not witty enough to find), then cuts the baseball bat in half, puts the two halves together to make a "hole," then puts the key in the hole (now a key hole on the door?) on the door, unlocks the door, and leaves????


That may have been too much of a stretch and not enough of an actual discovery of what happened, but that's my new and improved super duper MALuper revised guess.

[DJ Sweetz]

Eh...Close enough here's the answer:

First, he played the piano until he found the right key.Second, he sawed the table in half then held the two pieces together. Two halves make a whole.(hole)Third, he swung the bat three times. Three strikes, he's out.

[phoenix17]

Many things can create one, it can be of any shape or size, it is created for various reasons, and it can shrink or grow with time. What is it?

[DJ Sweetz]

a hole....

[phoenix17]

yeah has that one already been done

[kevinx519]

hmm alright. i think i have one. but its more of a moral/lesson than a riddle. ill tell you it after.

On a beautiful, sunny day, John and his father went out for a quiet drive up into the mountains. As they were heading up the steep cliff, John's father lost control of the car and the car slipped off the edge. Miraculously, both John and his father survived, although both were in need of major surgery. Both were rushed to the hospital and were immediately taken into surgery. A beautiful nurse comes in and sees John. She immediately goes to find the doctor to operate on him. The doctor walks in and says "I can't operate on this patient. He's my son." How'd that happen?

[Psych!]

His father is a doctor...

[phoenix17]

i haven't a clue, johns mother

[kevinx519]

haha you got it phoenix. the moral of the story was taught to me by my best girlfriend, "dont underestimate a woman's ability" it's based on the preconceived notion that only men were doctors. good for you phoenix. =)

[phoenix17]

thanks um..someone put something else

[kevinx519]

k got one.

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

p.s. this one was not copy and pasted from a website:icon_wink

[phoenix17]

did he say he was innocent

[kevinx519]

nopee. good guess

[phoenix17]

did he say the judge was cheating and blackmailed them

[kevinx519]

haha. nope again.

[phoenix17]

he said the judge would let him go free

[kevinx519]

haha you almost got it. hint: the answer has to do with the sentencing.

[phoenix17]

i can't put to and to together please explain

[Psych!]

he said he was a free man

[phoenix17]

he said he was a free man

that does make sense i am slow

[kevinx519]

haha nope. you guys want the answer?

[Psych!]

nah, ill keep tryin...

did he ask the judge to subtract the years?

[phoenix17]

i have no clue

[kevinx519]

nope. sorry ez

[phoenix17]

ez give up so i can no the answer lol

[Psych!]

dang it! what else......

did he say... his evil twin was guilty?

[Psych!]

ez give up so i can no the answer lol

don't give up!!!

[phoenix17]

errrrr what ever come up with another possible answer

[kevinx519]

haha. phoenix is dying to know the answer eh?

[Psych!]

haha. phoenix is dying to know the answer eh?

yeah, he's about to knock me unconcious to know it

[phoenix17]

i will i am about to get the bat

[kevinx519]

haha. keep going ez. i wanna see him squirm. =)

[phoenix17]

errrr i am going to get u

[Psych!]

did he say he was gay so they wouldn't put him with other men? (kinda like the army)

[kevinx519]

hahaha good one but no.

[phoenix17]

come on already forget the bat i am going 4 the sword

[Psych!]

Man! um, uh, wow, lets see...

did he say he was guilty and ask for community service instead of jail?

[Psych!]

come on already forget the bat i am going 4 the sword

:eek: man, it's just a game! *runs away*

[phoenix17]

ok i am sorry *secretly switches sword for gun* i won't do anything

[DJ Sweetz]

just answer the freakin' riddle kevin!

[Psych!]

just answer the freakin' riddle kevin!

haha, great, now he wants to force Kevin

[phoenix17]

yes kevin answer the riddle

[kevinx519]

hmmm should i?

[phoenix17]

yes *cocks gun*

[DJ Sweetz]

Yes please! *Knocks the gun out of Phoenix's hand*
Never mind

[phoenix17]

o fine *runs and pouts*

[kevinx519]

haha. alright alright. here it is

He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

[Psych!]

Man, that's kinda stupid, but it's the stupid things that are hard to figure out

[phoenix17]

o ok that makes since

[kevinx519]

Man, that's kinda stupid, but it's the stupid things that are hard to figure out

spoken like a true man

[Psych!]

o ok that makes since

are you happy now? *grabs gun, sword, and bat*

spoken like a true man

thank you Kevin

[phoenix17]

yes i am very happy even though you are probably very annoyed with me lol

[DJ Sweetz]

Here's another one:

The beginning of eternity,The end of time and space,The beginning of every end,And the end of every place. What am I?

[kevinx519]

the letter E duhh. haha

[Psych!]

Here's another one:

The beginning of eternity,The end of time and space,The beginning of every end,And the end of every place. What am I?

Letter E?

[phoenix17]

i am stupid i didn't even get that one

[kevinx519]

lets go with mentally challenged eh phoenix? naww just playin. youre bright, just not good at riddles. =)

[DJ Sweetz]

Hey Jax, I know you changed your answer

[phoenix17]

yeah i have never been

[Psych!]

Hey Jax, I know you changed your answer

SHHH!!!! You didn't see anything.

[phoenix17]

i posted but deleted so don't fell bad

[kevinx519]

haha ok i shall leave you guys with this riddle for the night.

Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?

night guys! have fun. =)

[phoenix17]

7

[DJ Sweetz]

Seven. The four daughters have only one brother, making five children, plus mom and dad.

[Psych!]

10:

Mom and Dad (2)
Daughter 1 + Bro 1 (2)
Daughter 2 + Bro 2 (2)
Daughter 3 + Bro 3 (2)
Daughter 4 + Bro 4 (2)

[Psych!]

Seven. The four daughters have only one brother, making five children, plus mom and dad.

Wow, I'm stupid, i didn't realize that

[phoenix17]

ez the daughters are sisters so they are only going to have one brother

[Psych!]

ez the daughters are sisters so they are only going to have one brother

Yeah, I noticed that after posting mine

[phoenix17]

yeah i realized that b/c i was typing that when u posted.

[kevinx519]

haha grillz. i see youve found the website eh?

[Choucho]

I got this from a book, some of you may have read it but the series doesn't seem to popular. (It's not that hard really)

A king dined with his daughter,
His friend and his friend's wife
All were greedy beasts.
Who loved food more than life
When at last three pies remained,
There wasn't any knife
How did all get equal shares,
And save themselves from strife?

[Atom]

I got this from a book, some of you may have read it but the series doesn't seem to popular. (It's not that hard really)

A king dined with his daughter,
His friend and his friend's wife
All were greedy beasts.
Who loved food more than life
When at last three pies remained,
There wasn't any knife
How did all get equal shares,
And save themselves from strife?

His friend married his daughter, so technically there's only three people, right?

[Choucho]

Yes, good job. ^_^ You get a cookie.
*gives cookie*
Or if you'd prefer, I have a wide variety of other baked goods! (Whoops, I almost typed baked cooks, that would be an unpleasant secret to let out)

[Psych!]

His friend married his daughter, so technically there's only three people, right?

:dry: How can you think that, theres nothing that points out the marriage and states as if there were 4 people