Excuses

[Paul_UK]

Your excuses, and what they are for....


"Well, it was almost on it's use-by date."

My excuse for pouring that whole 200ml tub of cream on my strawberries today! :)

[Grof142007]

LOL that is 2 funny

"Well i was 2 close to stop."

My Excuse to Running Red Lights. ( Not the Dirty way)

[Choucho]

"What, does it give me super powers or something?"

-My excuse for not being impatient about the loss of my virginity.

[Jerr]

This one wasn't mine but it was a lie that a mom told because she didn't want to buy her daughter ice cream...


"Oh, when he is playing his music it means he is out of ice cream."

[Behling]

"sorry I would but I have an appointment to run into a knife that I just can't miss"

My excuse when I get asked out by a girl.

[Miaplacidus]

"Mom never seems to remember that I have to be here by 1:30"

Me, for arriving to school late. It is usually true though.

[c_jayo6]

"It goes with every outfit...its the perfect accessory, thats all"

My excuse for wearing my rainbow pride bracelet...without telling my dad I'm gay.

[Choucho]

"Because it has aids."

My excuse for anything that decides not to work properly, like my computer.

[Double Dubya]

"Because it said casual wear"

Reason for being nakey:icon_wink

[Midnight Angel]

"I'm not late I just like to make an enterance"

my excuse for when im a few minutes late to class

[GuitarGirl1350]

I was battling some Trojans in the hallway.

^^an excuse I gave a technology teacher.
I thought it was creative.

[CrimsonThunder]

"My alarm clock never went off"

Whenever I'm late for work. (which is every day)

[Rette]

"Well, there wouldn't be enough for another bowl anyways"

-Me turning a 2-scoop bowl of ice cream into a 3 1/2 scoop bowl of ice cream

[Jerr]

"I fell asleep."

Why my showers are anything from 20-60 minutes long... I <3 warm water... makes me relaxed... calm... sleepy... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Level N Human]

"And that little number goes out to (insert person)" (Double-finger point and a'wink)

^For excusing audible farts.

[ppreston9]

"it was probably just spit."
explaination of what some white creamy stuff on my chest is to my mom. idk if she bought it

[tinkerbell]

Your excuses, and what they are for....


"Well, it was almost on it's use-by date."

My excuse for pouring that whole 200ml tub of cream on my strawberries today! :)

*roars with laughter* Awesome!

I haven't had to use an excuse, but ones I have used when I didn't want to be around people were:
"I have, uh, work."
"I have homework."
"I need some sleep." <--everyone who knows me knows full well I have insomnia.

[TriBi]

Your excuses, and what they are for....


"Well, it was almost on it's use-by date."

My excuse for pouring that whole 200ml tub of cream on my strawberries today! :)

:eek: :eusa_naug
Refers Paul to his "Exercise" (How do I lose some weight) thread...:badgrin:

[kevinx519]

"you had something on your butt, and i was just helping you to get it off."

excuse for grabbing a hot guy's butt.:thumbsup:

[beckyg]

I was weight recorder at a TOPS group for five years. TOPS is a non-profit support group for people trying to lose weight. I heard all kinds of excuses for weight gain but the most original was when a woman told me her reason for weight gain was because she had a very bad cold and her throat was filled with flem. LOL Ewwww.... It was also the grossest excuse!

[AlmightyFluffy]

Last summer I stayed up for 28 hours watching tv. I wasn't even tired and probably could have made it the whole day, but then I got a phone call from an annoying girl from school saying, "Wanna go swimming at the highschool's pool?" I said no, and she said, "Well I'll just call you back later and have your mom MAKE you go with me!" Knowing full well that my mom would certainly do this, I had to think quickly to get out of this situation.
So I slept on the couch in our basement, I only wanted to sleep until she called so my mom would say "oh, sorry, he's sleeping right now."
But I woke up seventeen hours later at seven at night, my mom was worried sick that I went into some nacho induced coma.
That was the greatest excuse to avoid a phone call I've ever done.

[Choucho]

Wow O___O Seventeen hours later?

I'd be scared too. >.<

[AlmightyFluffy]

It was totally worth it though. :3

[Choucho]

Oh, I bet. I've had experiences with annoying girls from school. >.< I used to date one. >.<;
I swear she was cloned or something, because pretty much everyone in the school said she was stalking them.

[AlmightyFluffy]

What a quinky dink! This girl had a crush on everyboy that openly treated her like crap, plus she had a name that seems completely over spelled, "Kaytlynn", it was almost impossible for a yearbook to spell her name right.