View Full Version : Caught doing something u dont want someone to know or see?
downboyup
15th Aug 2007, 05:02 AM
Got caught doing something you didn't want anyone to know? Embarrassing moments can last in memory for a long time -
Here is a few from me -
- I turn red every time I think of my father catching me riding an imaginary bull in my bedroom. for a few minutes bucking around the bedroom while he watched from the doorway.
- As an 8 year old dressing in my sisters new dress, getting caught by her and having her bring it up in front of my brothers and sisters and parents at dinner.
- My mother accidently touching my dick when we were in the kitchen.
- losing my swimmers in the surf and having to run naked up the beach
many more i am sure.
Have you any to relate that happened to you ?
Micah
15th Aug 2007, 05:59 AM
God wow. Those are pretty full on :p
Umm...once time I was showing my friend my tan line at the train station, and I lifted my shirt up to show her, and my jeans had slipped down quite a bit below the tan line ;p
Worst part was an old lady saw.
CrimsonThunder
15th Aug 2007, 07:15 AM
Just the other day I got out the shower and my mum wasnt home so I started to try on some of my new shirts and just as I was taken one off my mum walks into my bedroom and saw everything. >.<
Gera-Kun
15th Aug 2007, 08:33 AM
OMG! Downboy's were so funnY! XD well, i don't know if i ever had any embarrassing moments...lol. hmmm....if i come up with one, i'll post it for sure! XD
joeyconnick
15th Aug 2007, 11:25 AM
I swam competitively when I was younger (much younger, like Grades 4 through 6) and once at a meet I dove in... and my swimsuit decided it liked my knees very much, so it went down there. I guess I'm lucky it didn't come off completely. Don't know how many seconds that added to my time that race.
SpikySpice
15th Aug 2007, 12:18 PM
I sometimes stay home alone naked, and there was a time when the people from the office came to fix the clothes dryer, and so i was freaked out, I didnt open the door, but how teh hell I know they got the key!!!!
So I had to hide behind the couch, couldnt run to my room cuz it's to far away....and they just stood there and scream" HI, WE ARE PEOPLE FROM THE OFFICE...." blah blah blah, and oh god, I hope they couldnt see me behind the couch cuz it was right next to them.
Some other times, my sister caught me naked, but all she can see is my butt when I tried to escape the danger zone
But still, that couldnt stop me from being myself :P
Gera-Kun
15th Aug 2007, 12:40 PM
I sometimes stay home alone naked, and there was a time when the people from the office came to fix the clothes dryer, and so i was freaked out, I didnt open the door, but how teh hell I know they got the key!!!!
So I had to hide behind the couch, couldnt run to my room cuz it's to far away....and they just stood there and scream" HI, WE ARE PEOPLE FROM THE OFFICE...." blah blah blah, and oh god, I hope they couldnt see me behind the couch cuz it was right next to them.
Some other times, my sister caught me naked, but all she can see is my butt when I tried to escape the danger zone
But still, that couldnt stop me from being myself :P
OMFG! XD That was so funny! XD Wish i could've been one of those ppl from the office! ;) Lol, then i would've found you... :eusa_whis lol. J/K!^^
SpikySpice
15th Aug 2007, 12:48 PM
OMFG! XD That was so funny! XD Wish i could've been one of those ppl from the office! ;) Lol, then i would've found you... :eusa_whis lol. J/K!^^
HAHA
The last time I told a friend, he said why didnt I just stand up and smile:D, lol and he said he wanna be one of the poeple who knock the door
Sometimes I only had time to put on a pair of jeans, and the cable guy just kept staring at me, dang, so embarrased XD
Paul_UK
15th Aug 2007, 01:32 PM
Sometimes I only had time to put on a pair of jeans, and the cable guy just kept staring at me, dang, so embarrased XD
I guess the cable guy wasn't cute then.... :(
SpikySpice
15th Aug 2007, 01:58 PM
-_-
...
:lol:
Gera-Kun
15th Aug 2007, 04:09 PM
i remembered something...one time i was in my room with the door closed. it was only me and my sis, so i told he to knock and wait for an answer if she needed anything...so i was in my room, i was wanking it, and my sister just shoved in. (My door doesn't have a lock) well, luckily i still had my pants on, i just had the zipper down, so as i heard her opening the door, i grabbed my knees right away! luckily, she didn't see me doing it. i yelled at her and told her to go out, but all she told me was that she's going to the restroom and to answer the phone if anyone called. she took her sweet a$$ time to get out! She was just staring at me as if saying "What's up with you?" i kept holding my knees and when she finally closed the door, i was totally turned off and couldn't finish due to the fear of being caught...:dry: That was how i was almost caught masturbating by my sister...and that was like two-three years ago...
Midnight Angel
15th Aug 2007, 04:15 PM
i remembered something...one time i was in my room with the door closed. it was only me and my sis, so i told he to knock and wait for an answer if she needed anything...so i was in my room, i was wanking it, and my sister just shoved in. (My door doesn't have a lock) well, luckily i still had my pants on, i just had the zipper down, so as i heard her opening the door, i grabbed my knees right away! luckily, she didn't see me doing it. i yelled at her and told her to go out, but all she told me was that she's going to the restroom and to answer the phone if anyone called. she took her sweet a$$ time to get out! She was just staring at me as if saying "What's up with you?" i kept holding my knees and when she finally closed the door, i was totally turned off and couldn't finish due to the fear of being caught...:dry: That was how i was almost caught masturbating by my sister...and that was like two-three years ago...
LOL that has happened to me many times. My room doesnt have any doors, so people will just walk in sometimes. Fortunately I do it under the blanket so it isnt TOO obvious what Im doing
GuitarGirl1350
15th Aug 2007, 08:44 PM
Okay. One day I was laying on my bed, masturbating.
Now, my mum usually knocks on my door so I don't go through much effort to hide it. I can just grab my pants and open the door.
This particular day she decides she's not going to knock, and busts in.
On my orgasm face.
Now, as if this wasn't enough, she can't simply leave.
"So, what's up? A little stress release?"
"...what did you want?"
"Dinner's in 5 minutes. Wash your hands."
...yeah.
Another...
I was masturbating one day and my mum called me out. I finished up first, but then went in to talk to her. I was flushed.
She insisted upon taking my temperature, though I refused because I knew I wasn't sick...
anyway, she did, and it was a little high. So this led to an "I'll call your doctor an unexplained fever is dangerous blah blah..."
"Um...mum? It's not a fever."
"Yes it is."
"Just trust me, it will be gone in a few minutes."
and whaddyaknow, it was.
Another...
I dove into a pool and my swimsuit top decided it wanted to move to the side...
the audience was then greeted with my tit.
Yeah...
>.< sigh.
I have a humiliation-prone life.
Miaplacidus
15th Aug 2007, 09:31 PM
When I was 13 my father walked on me while I was masturbating. He told me that if I kept doing it I'd get sick. I didn't pay attention to him, lol, but it was embarrassing.
When I was 17 my mother walked on me while I was having a really strong orgasm and ejaculating copiously. She ruined it, grrr.
Gamer am I
15th Aug 2007, 09:34 PM
I've never been caught masturbating, but I do have a funny story about it.
I'm about to take a shower, and my mom is getting ready for bed in the bathroom. I had just finished masturbating, and I took quite a long time to finish up. My mom is crying slightly, so I ask her what's wrong. Here's how it went from there.
Her: I just... I don't know.
Me: Come on, mom, what's wrong?
Her: I just sometimes think that, when you spend a lot of time in your room... I think you're doing drugs. I just can shake these thoughts, hun.
Me: Like right now?
Her: Yes! (Now she's crying.)
Me: Mom, I was masturbating.
Her: Oh, ok, that's a big relief for me.
Vampyrecat
16th Aug 2007, 01:15 AM
Her: I just... I don't know.
Me: Come on, mom, what's wrong?
Her: I just sometimes think that, when you spend a lot of time in your room... I think you're doing drugs. I just can shake these thoughts, hun.
Me: Like right now?
Her: Yes! (Now she's crying.)
Me: Mom, I was masturbating.
Her: Oh, ok, that's a big relief for me.
Ahaha That's a claaaasssic.
Ummm *thinks*
Oh!
I used to swim competitively, and I messed up a tumbleturn, and nearly blacked out in the deep end of the pool, that was fun.
Oh, and another time I almost broke my jaw because I dived wrong and hit the bottom of the pool. there was blood everywhere:eusa_sick
oh and the time I got dacked in the middle of sport and everyone saw my thong. that was great fun.
Revealed
16th Aug 2007, 10:01 AM
OMG GuitarGirl, how awful to be caught out like that!! I have to say it makes a good story though! :roflmao:
I almost got caught in the same situation by my mum too. She opened my door without knocking and almost stepped in my room. But I think she realised what was going on, so she backed out and closed the door pretty quickly. Luckily it's never come up in conversation.
I've been embarrassed a few times when people have walked in on me naked. When I say people, I mean my housemates. My MALE housemates. So I'm not entirely sure if it's just me being naked at the wrong place at the wrong time, or whether they can just sense that there's a naked woman in the house. They must have some kind of 'Batman Signal' they send out to each other. So far I've been caught naked in the bathroom, in the laundry ironing my clothes, and in my car (for some reason I thought it'd be a good idea to get completely changed in my car).
I'm sure I'll think of a few more things later on. This is a good thread though.
Gera-Kun
16th Aug 2007, 11:00 AM
OMFG! I'm so Stupid!!!!!!! Today i managed to get up at 4..well, i couldn't sleep well, so yeah. nEways, i decided to get on the internet and see some pr0n...the light was off and i couldn't see anything but the comp. ok, so after i was done an hour later, i went to get ready. i did so, and i didn't hear anyone get up, so when i passed by the living room, which is where the comp is, i noticed my mom sleeping on the couch next to the comp! :eek: OMG! I went to the restroom and shouted to myself "What the :***: ?! Idiot!" I just hope she didn't see what i was doing... and if she did, Oh, please don't let her take out the subject!!! PLEASE!!! T_T damn, now i'm scared of going home!
Sam
16th Aug 2007, 12:12 PM
I've been caught masturbating by my mom before
Choucho
16th Aug 2007, 01:07 PM
When I was little, my sister once stood at the door to my bedroom watching my play with a random assortment of toys (action figure, car, rubber snake) and eventually I heard her laugh a little and I got super angry. >.<
Um, the other day my dad walked in, and I was in such a hurry to turn my mp3 player down I didn't realize that the computer screen behind me was displaying a collage of Korean men. -_-;
Other than that I've been pretty lucky. As far as I can remember anyway.
Oh! Once in school I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom, and said that I was sick, but really I just didn't want anyone to see me cry. >.> And then the teacher sent one of the guys who had been picking on me to check if I was really sick, so I just told him I was throwing up. Mhm, school is fun.
Gera-Kun
16th Aug 2007, 01:17 PM
Yeah, you really are lucky... :dry:
Choucho
16th Aug 2007, 01:34 PM
But then again, my door has a lock. And the lock is always on. >.< But the computer's not in my room. -_-
My sister heard me once, because my bed squeaks like mad (it's super old, I'd be lying in bed tapping my foot to a cd or something and it would sound like... something very different) but she thought I was tossing and turning in my sleep or something. >.>
phoenix17
16th Aug 2007, 08:40 PM
I use to have my room in the attic and it has no doors. So one day i was masturbating and had some thing up my rear end and my dad comes in. I was really lucky that I had a blanket on or he would have found out i was gay.
phoenix17
16th Aug 2007, 08:42 PM
There was another time when I was eleven my brother was talking about me and saying I didn't even have hair down there and I was upset so I was like yes I do and flash him but i the same time a friends of my moms walks in.
Double Dubya
16th Aug 2007, 09:06 PM
I was in the emergency room trying to explain to the Dr. that I accidentally broke my foot by driving my grandmother’s electric wheelchair through the dining room wall. It was priceless.:roflmao:
ScorpiusBlue
16th Aug 2007, 10:21 PM
Being on a date and getting the hiccups.....mine look and sound like I am having a granmal seizure :icon_redf And they only go away when I can remain calm so if I'm embarassed, they get worse, if I laugh, they get worse.....:roflmao:
Taking the bus to Pride Parade, a lady was trying to get off and as she passed each person, she put her hands on their waists and politly said "excuse me plaese" but when she got towards me....I'm only 5'3" and my waist is lower than the others....so instead of my waist, she grabbed my boobs :eek: she seemed more embarrassed than me......personally ..... it was the most acton I have gotten in years! :roflmao: :grin:
Michiyo
16th Aug 2007, 11:33 PM
lmao scorpius!
hmm lets see embarrassing moment... hmm
i got caught behind a white shed with my boyfriend [ doing something] and a 5 year old came up and asked what we were doing....
i sucked lol
SpikySpice
17th Aug 2007, 02:21 PM
LMAOOOOOOOO
I need to take pain killer, my stomach hurts!
Kimi
19th Aug 2007, 09:57 AM
I was getting ready for open campus yesterday and because I had to go school that morning I needed to change. So when I was changing I think my dad saw me in just my underwear and because I usually left my fly open my dick was poping from the fly. I didn't say anything but I know he saw:icon_redf :icon_redf
Evilmonkey
19th Aug 2007, 10:13 AM
oh, have i got some embarrasing stories...
1. i was maybe, 14 at the time and used to share my room with my brother, so i would go to the bathroom and have a wank there at night time... one night i just finished up, and was wearing boxers, and stil had an, er, erection. i was about to walk back to my room and my mum came. i must have had the most embarrased look on my face, and she was like 'what? whats wrong with you?' then she saw it... she quickly looked away and i quickly walked away...
2. i walked in on my parents having sex. ew. its scared me for life... i walked in there room to tell the something, saw them doin the deed, the quickly walked away.
3. i have also been caught looking up porn by my brother. he knew what i was doing, because as soon as i saw him i snaped the lid down of the laptop, and uh, did up my pants. 'why are the tissues next to the computor?' I HAVE A FUCKING COLD!!!! GO AWAY!!!!
Nicknikko
19th Aug 2007, 02:22 PM
This one is really embarrising... my mom saw me while I was watching gay porn. always that i remember that i felt really embarresed! since then she knows that i'm gay but i have never confirmed her that i am.. do you know what i mean?
AlmightyFluffy
19th Aug 2007, 11:44 PM
Well, a year ago, when I was a newbie to the internet, I used to try and find ~the naughty pictures~ on google. But I didn't know how to delete internet history and stuff for most of the year. My brother used that computer alot, and whenever he would see something, he'd just turn around and say,
"Huh, I wonder what you were looking for on google under 'hard core'?" Or something of the like. He'd usually never mention it again, unless I was bothering him when his friends are over, then he'd say "Whatever, I saw your websearches for yaoi." Grumble...
Friend
19th Aug 2007, 11:55 PM
my stepmom THOUGHT she had walked in on my masturbating
i was laying in my bed, on my back, hands at sides, staring at ceiling
she opened the door really fast, and as any normal person would do, i gave her the deer in head lights look
she closes the door, yells, "s-sorry! i'll come back l-later!"
i totally wasn't masturbating.
and i take long showers, too.
so one time, she told me to get out, and as i walked out in a towel, she kept her face above hip level.
I don't have a boner, Leslie.
Redhawk
20th Aug 2007, 07:03 PM
I went to an all boy school and loved to masterbate and even though i was caught many times and got a reputation as a wanker i just couldn,t stop playin with it..
and once a teacher walked into my dorm room and caught me giving my roommate a blowjob ,my roommate didn,t tell me until the teacher left the room...
I,ve also had a dream where i was sucking on a bodyless penis and my mom walked in,asked what i was doing and when i wouldn,t stop sucking she walked out...
Another time i was masterbating in an automatic washroom on the beach and it opened and the guy outside started laughing at me..:icon_redf
Nicknikko
20th Aug 2007, 07:12 PM
my stepmom THOUGHT she had walked in on my masturbating
i was laying in my bed, on my back, hands at sides, staring at ceiling
she opened the door really fast, and as any normal person would do, i gave her the deer in head lights look
she closes the door, yells, "s-sorry! i'll come back l-later!"
i totally wasn't masturbating.
and i take long showers, too.
so one time, she told me to get out, and as i walked out in a towel, she kept her face above hip level.
I don't have a boner, Leslie.
haha that's hilarious!
my mom is sometimes like that! lol
jayden
21st Aug 2007, 04:05 AM
i got caught by my 10yo brother masturbating early one morning at about 6.00am but i have also seen him and my 13yo brother doing it and they thought i was asleep. my mum once came home early from work and i had been masturbating on my bed.:icon_redf i fell asleep after cuming and was lying there naked and it was a hot day and it had dried on my chest. when she came in to my room she woke me up and i told her i was sleepy after school. she didnt think to much of it i think because she knows i sleep naked and I walk around the house also some times naked:)
CrimsonThunder
21st Aug 2007, 04:07 AM
lol I think I read that you all sleep in the same room Jayden? I wouldnt be able to wank with anyone else in the room. >_>
jayden
21st Aug 2007, 06:52 AM
lol I think I read that you all sleep in the same room Jayden? I wouldnt be able to wank with anyone else in the room. >_>
yeah we only have a 2 bed room house and mum and dad are in one room and us kids are in the other. i wish i had my own room. masturbating can be a problem some times because my 13yo brother does it a lot also.
another thing i got caught doing but this was years ago when i was i think 6 was sleeping naked. i remember mum waking me up because i was going to be late for school and she pulled the bed covers back real fast and i was naked and i told her there and then that i like sleeping that way because i was more comfy. my 13yo brother also sleeps naked. mum and dad dont mind this becuase they said its up to us boys to do what we think. my 10yo brother nathan has also started to sleep naked i think becuase he wants to because we do it
young92
23rd Aug 2007, 11:40 PM
hmm...i can't really think of anything right now, but i love the stories
Torture
24th Aug 2007, 12:13 AM
hmm...i can't really think of anything right now, but i love the stories
Yeah, same here. No one has ever caught me because I do my stuff when there all in bed. :thumbsup:
crimsonarcher
24th Aug 2007, 09:15 PM
I hugged a random woman who wasn't my mom.
it was embarassing.
MonsieurGodiva
24th Aug 2007, 09:35 PM
I hugged a random woman who wasn't my mom.
it was embarassing.
I did that once, too. My friend paid me $5 to hug a random person on the street. It was rather awkward, but totally worth it.
I don't think I've ever been caught masturbating, mostly because on the seldom occasions that I do it, it's always behind a locked door. Other people's stories are rather amusing to read, though. :lol:
libertine
25th Aug 2007, 12:34 AM
Awesome stories haha made my day.
SpikySpice
25th Aug 2007, 02:38 PM
I hugged a random woman who wasn't my mom.
it was embarassing.
THat happened to me alot, when i was a kid
Sometimes I wionder if we have our copies out there, i mena peopel who look like us, i never seen anyone who look likes me, oh wait, a guy on my year book:icon_bigg
ScorpiusBlue
25th Aug 2007, 02:45 PM
LOL ya'll crack me up :D
OK embarassing story..:icon_redf ...a long time ago, in a province far far away...... I was making out with this guy my cousin hooked me up with(I wasnt bi then) and my grandmother walked in when he had his hand up my top..:eusa_naug ..well my grandmother said nothing, the guy didnt move so there we were, my grandmother asking me a question with this guy still hanging onto my boob, I answered and she left and then the guy decides to remove his hand and we both just went red and laughed :roflmao:
Moral of the story: Look for better spots for makingout where you will not be disturbed :icon_redf
SpikySpice
25th Aug 2007, 02:48 PM
Hey I often caught my sis and her bf, and my miom and my dad, those were most embarrased moment ever
Yeha me and my bfs always find a good spot so no one ever caught us
kevinx519
25th Aug 2007, 06:18 PM
god. i have too many embarassing stories to count.
so lets see, first one. when i was like two, i loved watching my parent's karaoke videos. so i memorized this one song with all its dance moves. and i was using my bottle to sing to it. and i saw that they had a little stand for their microphones so i got my sisters baton and used it for that. anyway, theres this one part in the dance where they do the mod walk and so i dropped the baton and bottle and did it too. the worst part was that my parents were videotaping it the whole time and we watch it every time we have company over. theyll never let me live it down.
so another time, i think it was in second grade, we just had a visit from the fire department. so i wanted to practice 911. anyways my dad pulled out all the plugs of the phone so i could practice. except he forgot one. so after i made like 20 calls. the fire deparment called my mom and yelled at her for prank calling them. embarassing.
so ive been swimming for liek 6 years. so at this one meet, i just got out of the bathroom and it was my event. i forgot to tie my suit so i got on the blocks and dove in. sadly to say, everyone got an eyeful of what i was packin in the rear. it was like dark, bright whitem and then all dark. OREO much? so yeah, this girl had like a major crush on me and kept staring at my butt and pointing it out to her friends. kinda blehh. it was a 200 breast stroke so it took forever to finish. and if i tried to pull it up, id be disqualified. kinda sucked.
haha plenty more. but i cant remember em.
Kimi
27th Aug 2007, 03:05 AM
I was at yard watering lawn and bushes and trees and because it was hot I got out there nothing but my boxer and my neighbor(my friend's mother) saw me and said hi to me.
The neighbor's daughter is cutest girl in the neighborhood and she is actually good friend of mine...
I just hope that her mother wouldn't tell her that I was at yard wearing only underwear:icon_redf
Hotty89
27th Aug 2007, 09:58 AM
Well the cable guy came to install are cable. And he was pretty damn hot. Ash-blonde hair, green eyes and he had the hottest ass. Anyway I couldn't take my eyes off him so when he told me he will be a while instaling the cable I couldn't resist. I wen't in to the bathroom and whacked off. Then 5 mins later he walks in (I forgot to lock the bathroom door) he was just staring at me with a grin on his face. He said sorry, and walked out. OMG! I was soooooo embarrased. When I came out he was finishing up, he shook my hand and said "hope you had fun" and left the paperwork and wen't.
It wat THE most embarrasing moment, though I swear to God he was in to me and I could have lost my virginity that day. Damn! lol.
Grof142007
27th Aug 2007, 10:17 AM
wow yall have some very embarassing stories
Mine would just have to be when my brother and parent caught me. There some a few times when i was watching porn at night but no one ever mention it
SpikySpice
27th Aug 2007, 01:20 PM
today on the hallway, I accidently touched a girls'boo cuz i thought it was her belly, i didnt notice cuz i was busy talkign to my friends, and till my girlfanother girl asked: dude, why the hell ur touching her boo?"
I was like, wat???????????????????????and the whole group cracked up laughing like crazy, both our faces were red, but my jaws still hurt cuz i laughed so hard, it was so freaking embarassed:icon_redf :icon_redf :roflmao:
And my friend told me" dude, i thought u r a nice guy, dude!:
but in lunch she still talked to me, she even hugged me more than before, i'm sure she didnt mind being touched by me infront of people:lol:
Nerdtendo
28th Aug 2007, 12:03 AM
I did the personal classic: I called the teacher 'Mom'.
I've also been caught sponging myself by my mother, but I really dont find that embarising. (i'm open about my body. I only cover up for other's sake.)
...I've also RPed something dirty in one chat, but mistakenly said something really bad in a diffrent chat.
Jerr
28th Aug 2007, 04:02 AM
My friend from an online game I played showed me a picture of himself. We played online for god.... like 2-3 years before this and god the boy was attractive...
I got online after he showed me (he showed me on aim) and another homogay friend was online... I whispered to him about how hott my friend was... but my whisper is to ALL my friends...
Nick had gotten online w/o me noticing...
yeah we don't bring that up....
*dies a little inside*
Tom
28th Aug 2007, 05:46 AM
kevin this is hilarious! it was like dark, bright whitem and then all dark. OREO much?
and ive been caught erm wankin, havin a shower and sum1 walked in, takin naked pics sharin the same bed as a guy wich was hilarious seein as me mum walked in and obviously the only thing we cud b doing was "exploiting our sexuality" as she put it eventho i was out 2 her already
Latinokid
28th Aug 2007, 06:16 AM
Ermm hmmm i was caught playing around with my cousin. I was about to blow him and he told me to kiss his neck and my dad walked in =(*. It all happened fast he got dressed and left i blamed it on him and i ope in my heart they dont remember that moment. >.<
ppreston9
28th Aug 2007, 12:14 PM
umm when i was like in 5th grade i think i just discovered the wonders of porn. especially gay porn lol. i didnt know about history and all that so i got caught. my parents probably thought the gay stuff was just a phase lol. i got yelled at pretty bad. lol
Jerr
28th Aug 2007, 09:15 PM
Reminds me... me and my best mate decided a shower would be awesome! and uh IT WAS!!! other then he rubbed me raw the night before so I had to keep my swim trunks on (and I told him to keep a pair of my SMALL boxers on to be fair... god he is soo hot and he looked soo hot in those... and wet..................... anyways!!!!)
we had so much fun
got out (no one got off) stripped the suit off and the boxers so I could throw em in the dryer and we walked out in towels and my sister apparently arrived home before we exited the shower and she saw both of us... naked... in towels... dripping wet and leaving the bathroom together... lol I still argue nothing happend to her if she brings it up
yet she doesn't know I'm homogay...... lol Nice..... Nice....
Still awkward.
chev012
29th Aug 2007, 12:50 AM
I've nearly been caught havin a wank on multiple occasions but luckly
our comp is near the door so i can see when the other family members
cars pull up which gives me about two minutes to either quickly finish
or pack it up for later, luckily im proficient with computers other wise
my porn history would have been found for sure.
waitingsucks
10th Nov 2007, 09:20 PM
OMFG! I'm so Stupid!!!!!!! Today i managed to get up at 4..well, i couldn't sleep well, so yeah. nEways, i decided to get on the internet and see some pr0n...the light was off and i couldn't see anything but the comp. ok, so after i was done an hour later, i went to get ready. i did so, and i didn't hear anyone get up, so when i passed by the living room, which is where the comp is, i noticed my mom sleeping on the couch next to the comp! :eek: OMG! I went to the restroom and shouted to myself "What the :***: ?! Idiot!" I just hope she didn't see what i was doing... and if she did, Oh, please don't let her take out the subject!!! PLEASE!!! T_T damn, now i'm scared of going home!
Lol sooo embarising. 2day i got caught lookin up porn, my comp is upstairs so i can't always tell if sum1's comming cause the comp faces the stairs. Anyway 2day I heard sum shufling downstairs and thought it was nothing so i continued (not masturbating luckily) then i finally got out of it just as my sister was walking by and she was like "Hugh... what was that?" then I was like "Umm... stupid annoying spam" the funny thing was that i was soo tired that if i was more awake it wouldn't have happened, lol still can't believe it happpened. Not as bad as ur story tho!
Psych!
11th Nov 2007, 06:49 AM
Well, my mom caught me rubbing my pants one time. But I tried to pass it off as scratching...
Another time I was "using the internet," but the computer was really crappy, so as I was trying to exit, it froze. :tantrum: So I just took out the power and left it at that. I went to sleep and the next morning my mom just went into my room to use the computer. When I wake up she calls me. :***: The site was still up. :tears: I passed it off as a pop-up, but it was even more embarrassing when she called the Cable Company to tell them she was getting gay porn pop-ups. I wanted to die.
Probably the worst one yet. I was in the 4th grade. We just finished a test, and I was bored, so... yeah. I started rubbing through my pants, but a girl next to me noticed. :***: Then she told the girl in front of me. :***: Then she told the whole class. :***: :***: :***: I couldn't show my face the next day, but I had to. I got the reputation since then. :tears:
EthanS
11th Nov 2007, 12:09 PM
Well, my mom caught me rubbing my pants one time. But I tried to pass it off as scratching...
Another time I was "using the internet," but the computer was really crappy, so as I was trying to exit, it froze. :tantrum: So I just took out the power and left it at that. I went to sleep and the next morning my mom just went into my room to use the computer. When I wake up she calls me. :***: The site was still up. :tears: I passed it off as a pop-up, but it was even more embarrassing when she called the Cable Company to tell them she was getting gay porn pop-ups. I wanted to die.
Probably the worst one yet. I was in the 4th grade. We just finished a test, and I was bored, so... yeah. I started rubbing through my pants, but a girl next to me noticed. :***: Then she told the girl in front of me. :***: Then she told the whole class. :***: :***: :***: I couldn't show my face the next day, but I had to. I got the reputation since then. :tears:
LMAO if them happened to me il jus die and hide my self :P i had no idea that the sutff r still there if u pull the plug.. neway last night i was jus glancing at a porn vid and there was no sound so i clicked it up abit and it was loud and u could hear the groanin or moanin then i clicked pause and froze and i was red, then i jus played a song thats loud so theyd think iyt was that :P
EthanS
11th Nov 2007, 04:00 PM
OH yeaaa and there was this time the porn i had on the computer wasnt delted properly, and my twin was searching the computing and he saw it well i saw it, when he was going through a list
sngl
11th Nov 2007, 05:40 PM
My mother caught me with my best friend while we were in the closet, naked.....we were around 7-8 years old :lol:
I've been caught masturbating multiple times by not only my mom, but also my grandma! :roflmao:
Oh, and a few years ago I found a picture of 2 hot guys doing it opened but minimized on my dekstop....and there was no one around but my brother, he must have been searching through my temporary internet files and forgot to close the pic! :lol: I was so embarassed afterwards, but I never talked with him about it
Psych!
11th Nov 2007, 06:11 PM
LMAO if them happened to me il jus die and hide my self :P i had no idea that the sutff r still there if u pull the plug.
The computer was faulty or something.
Stuff would back up (internet history, etc.)
waitingsucks
28th Dec 2007, 05:00 AM
My heart goes out to you! lol
StudentofSchool
4th Jan 2008, 08:42 PM
once i went to my dorm and started talking to myself. Not the crazy kind where im carrying on a conversation with myself but the kind where im just listing my errands for the day when suddenoly i hear my roomate moving around in his bed. I totally didnt expect him to be in bed at 3 PM in the afternoon. I asked him what he heard and he said "Nothing, i wasnt paying atention to you, I just finshed masturbating."
OneHatMadder
4th Jan 2008, 09:24 PM
Oh gosh this is going to make me sound like such a whore!
In college (High-school) there was this guy who I used to... mess around with... and he used to brag that he could never be embarassed... so I decided to prove him wrong and in science under the desk I started giving him a handjob... The teacher walked by and asked him if he was okay because he was flushed and breathing kind of heavily... I managed to look innocent and do my science work... But I'm not entirely sure the teacher believed nothing was wrong hahaha
Urman
4th Jan 2008, 09:37 PM
I got caught masturbating by my mom when i was in the bathroom doing my business she decided to open the door which was locked very east to unlock and barge in to the bathroom i sat down and i was like what do you wasn't and she was like phone call and handed the phone to me i don't know if she herd or saw anything.:confused: :confused: :bang:
InaRut
5th Jan 2008, 06:29 AM
Sometimes I only had time to put on a pair of jeans, and the cable guy just kept staring at me, dang, so embarrased XD
I guess the cable guy wasn't cute then.... :(
Paul the world isn't a porno scenario....
As for me...lets see...back in the days where it was me somehow rationilizing watching gay porn by saying that it sorta looked like a man and a girl doing it, I was home alone in my room given me a good one when mom comes in my bedroom and yells, "CAUGHT YOU!" I quickly close my laptop and look over at mom who is wobbling a bit in my doorway...she was a little tipsy coming home from a party apparently. She just sorta stood there then went to the washroom. (Yes I do IT with the door open hahah And all parts were hidden under the bed blanket.) The next day she didn't say anything...So I think she didn't remember it. Also from the angle of the laptop screen to the doorway she wouldn't be able to tell it's two men.
and then when I finally came out a year or so later...she was surprised to find out I was gay.
>_> But being caught is the worst. :tantrum:
Martin
5th Jan 2008, 07:25 AM
When i was looking after the house i had somebody round *he hum* and i was convinced i had locked the door and put the key right in so nobody could unlock it. Apparently i never and my nan decided to come round at a bad moment. :o Luckily she never heard us, and i had to go down and act like it was a normal morning. How the hell i got away with it i dont know, but it was not a good start to the new year. :o
iPieman
5th Jan 2008, 08:57 AM
Let's see...
I'm on CCTV giving a blowjob to someone behind Woolworths
My sister walked into the room while my boyfriend was under the sheets
I was masturbating on cam to someone and my mum came home early from work and caught me. I don't think she realised I was on cam though, which is good.
Zak
5th Jan 2008, 09:39 AM
hm....i was once caught lookeing at christmas porn on ***! like last week. i think thats all....it was akward, my brother(who has done like 40 chicks and is 15) caught me. it was akward, now he is all paranoid that i am gay, he is homophobic tho....=( the porn was hot tho, luckily i wasnt masturbating tht time....=)
waitingsucks
5th Jan 2008, 05:37 PM
hm....i was once caught lookeing at christmas porn on ***! like last week. i think thats all....it was akward, my brother(who has done like 40 chicks and is 15) caught me. it was akward, now he is all paranoid that i am gay, he is homophobic tho....=( the porn was hot tho, luckily i wasnt masturbating tht time....=)
I got caught scrolling past ugly, gross porn. Wasn't even slightly worth it :(
Sexiican01
23rd Jan 2008, 08:36 PM
all these stories scare me
xD
But i've never been caught:icon_cool
Brett
23rd Jan 2008, 08:47 PM
all these stories scare me
xD
But i've never been caught:icon_cool
Me neither. I'm too paranoid...
Sexiican01
23rd Jan 2008, 08:49 PM
My sister is behind me and she's asleep
but when she wakes up she doesn't make a noise
so im taking a risk being on here
D:
MateoBoi
23rd Jan 2008, 08:53 PM
HAHAHAHA!
What scares me the most that even though, to my knowledge, I haven't been caught in the action... I'm still paranoid if my parents HAVE ever caught me and never said a word.
Choucho
24th Jan 2008, 09:25 PM
Um, well over the holidays I was really sick. And my niece and nephew were up. So I went into my room to have a little nap, and I stiped down because it was really hot in my room. Locked my door and everything.
When I woke up, my LOCKED DOOR was open, and my five year old nephew was standing in my doorway. >.<
Luckily I had a blanket over me, and he left to talk to my mom and I was able to get dressed.
And also, whenever I masturbate in my room, there's always one blanket I use to clean up with. I don't know why, but I just feel gross having sheets with that on it touching me, yet I love the actual stuff on me. >.< So anyway, my sister saw the blanket one day and, and I guess it was kind of yellow because she asked if it was pee. I said no, and she said "Oh." and changed the subject.
A few years ago, I was always really tired while getting ready for school, so I'd just sit in the bathroom for a while not doing anything. And then one day my sister asked me what I do in there, and I said nothing. Of course, she didn't believe me, and carried on the discussion in front of everyone at our bus stop.
During the summer, I was staying with my sister and her boyfriend for a few days. In the room one day, I found an empty condom wrapper on the floor. I thought of throwing it out, but I figured if my sister saw it in the garbage can she'd know I saw, and be embarrassed. So I just kicked it under the bed.
Also, there has been a bunch of times when I've been masturbating and someone has called me from another room and I've had to try to act like I'm breathing normally, and try to hide my erection.
I'm done for now. >.<
waitingsucks
25th Jan 2008, 01:30 AM
Um, well over the holidays I was really sick. And my niece and nephew were up. So I went into my room to have a little nap, and I stiped down because it was really hot in my room. Locked my door and everything.
When I woke up, my LOCKED DOOR was open, and my five year old nephew was standing in my doorway. >.<
Luckily I had a blanket over me, and he left to talk to my mom and I was able to get dressed.
And also, whenever I masturbate in my room, there's always one blanket I use to clean up with. I don't know why, but I just feel gross having sheets with that on it touching me, yet I love the actual stuff on me. >.< So anyway, my sister saw the blanket one day and, and I guess it was kind of yellow because she asked if it was pee. I said no, and she said "Oh." and changed the subject.
A few years ago, I was always really tired while getting ready for school, so I'd just sit in the bathroom for a while not doing anything. And then one day my sister asked me what I do in there, and I said nothing. Of course, she didn't believe me, and carried on the discussion in front of everyone at our bus stop.
During the summer, I was staying with my sister and her boyfriend for a few days. In the room one day, I found an empty condom wrapper on the floor. I thought of throwing it out, but I figured if my sister saw it in the garbage can she'd know I saw, and be embarrassed. So I just kicked it under the bed.
Also, there has been a bunch of times when I've been masturbating and someone has called me from another room and I've had to try to act like I'm breathing normally, and try to hide my erection.
I'm done for now. >.<
Sounds like you only get caught when your not doing anything.
Choucho
25th Jan 2008, 03:26 PM
Yes, a fact I'm quite content with, only living with my parents and dog at the moment. But I always just wait till my parents in bed to do anything. >.> Than again, for me just admitting I masturbate in the first place on a forum is embarrassing. <.<
Sexiican01
25th Jan 2008, 05:09 PM
everyone does it
^_^
Wander
25th Jan 2008, 08:17 PM
all these stories scare me
xD
But i've never been caught:icon_cool
Me neither. I'm too paranoid...
Same here. I'm lucky to have a lock on my door, but even so I usually wait until the house is empty or everyone is asleep to do anything that I don't want to get caught doing. The computers in the house are all turned away from the doorways, and our shower curtain is opaque. Never been caught.
waitingsucks
25th Jan 2008, 08:19 PM
everyone does it
^_^
Yes, everyone admits to it on here anyway
Alexander
25th Jan 2008, 08:39 PM
Well, we're all gay men. or at least gay.
... or at least human.
BabyBoy
25th Jan 2008, 08:48 PM
Oh I have a good one, I just posted a thread about this.
I got caught messing around with a guy and a girl at the same time. By a cop. That's giving me no choice but to tell my parents, or he will. :bang:
Witch of the We
25th Jan 2008, 09:38 PM
That not as bad as walking in on your boyfriend just after he had just finished wankin it. Here's the story my friends decided it would be a good idea to throw me a suprise party right. Zane and David, two of my really good friends, tell me that were going to pizza and that first we would stop to pick up my boyfriend and from there we would walk to the pizza parlor. So were on our way and I told my boyfriend to be ready by 3:30 and we get there at 3:45 and were at my boyfriend's house right. I opened the door (he said it would be unlocked) we walk in and there he is on the couch with tissues around him and he's breathing heavily. Zane started to laugh hysterically and David's right eye starts to twitch and I'm just standing there giggling uncontrolablly. So we go back outside and he cleans up and we go to the pizza parlor. And little did I know Zane had told Heather and out of nowhere I hear Heather laughing. So before my boyfriend and I broke up, Zane would make wankin motions and start to breathe heavily.
jocr92
1st Feb 2008, 11:49 PM
whatt i dont understand. was he do it with himself?
anyway, i was caught masturbating, but no one saw... its just that they heard
Vampyrecat
1st Feb 2008, 11:52 PM
90% of people admit to masturbation.
10% of people lie about it.
Everyone does it.
SimplyChaotic
2nd Feb 2008, 12:06 AM
My brother might have caught me humping the bed once LMAO (Hey, what can I say, I'd just discovered my body recently... damn puberty) I did do it once.. but only once. Like 2 years later he was messing around with jokes and mentioned that I like having sex with my bed. I don't know to this day if it is a freaky coincidence, or if somehow he did catch me. Its unlikely he did though, considering it was 3 AM and I checked that everyone was sleeping first.
Anyways..still was too close for comfort.
Witch of the We
4th Feb 2008, 08:52 PM
whatt i dont understand. was he do it with himself?
anyway, i was caught masturbating, but no one saw... its just that they heard
Yes he was doing it with himself we walked in on him.
Alexander
5th Feb 2008, 10:29 AM
once I was infront of the family PC right after I discovered the.....other uses..... of the internet, and then someone (I don't know if it was my mum or dad) came partially down t he stairs. THen I stopped, but they still saw/heard and went up the stairs again :X
oh my god I was so embarrased.
THen another time I was working on my book on my computer, and my mom walked in and looked right at the screen.... that was an oh crap moment.
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