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Micah
8th Dec 2005, 04:58 AM
Thought it might be some fun. Fairly easy, just type three words that relate to the post above you to create a story of some form.
Story so far
The story so far:
Once there was a cute guy with blonde hair and a sexy smile. He didn't know how hard life could be when he first realised he was adopted. But he casted a fireball that hit goratrix, knocking him out. Goratrix burnt down the boy's new origami house, so the boy retaliated by bombarding Goratrix with chocolate covered raspberries, laced with barbaric barbed wire. They hurt like hell. He then grabbed hold of a chainsaw and a pink soft-toy and used it on random lesbians.
Meanwhile, back at the boy's bedroom, something wasnt right. Under his bed, where he kept his most secret dark grimoire, some various articles that were stale like . But of course one day his mother was rummaging.. and found all his collectible items , including his secret stash of rare birds eggs which he discovered while hunting in africa . His mother grasped him by the throat and said, "Where's the beef?" Then, Dave Thomas danced while holding his iPod and revelling in the his own big secret, which was a sacred potatoe that looked like Brad Pitts head except not quite because the eyes are magenta and suddenly the potato turned into a giant white cat so furry and too lazy to destroy random buildings .
Suddenly, he exclaimed, "who's taken my ...pink and yellow... , giant, fluffy thing?" It was a really dead thread. Then someone said "we hate pussy cats!" Everyone gasped especially Paul_UK who rather liked fluffy cats like Duke . Anyway, our hero the great goratrix resurrected the story, after two weeks of writer's block. "Oh, happy times!" while Duke licked the butter off a giant pink slice of bread. He then went into a cavern to find the bread; which had been stolen by the great goratrix again,with his slice of pink bread which was stale .when sudenly an arch-enemy of goratrix, attacked him with a spoon. Goratrix and shuved it up the enemy's nostril. Goratrix smiled because he liked seeing his enemy with something up him... he laughted so hard he wet his self and screamed, "What happened to grammar!?"
Meanwhile back at a grammarian's headquarters, grammarian was having a dirty long laugh at this boyfriend for doing the dishes nude. But moving along, away from the small badly shaped car which was on his boyfriends shoulder. Changing subject. " Bananas, which are wholesome , yellow and practice the clarinet, create excellent sidedishes. Suddenly out of nowhere his mother appeared wearing a very short tight skirt suddenly........ THE END
.... but not really cuz' the popcorn began to burn. Proud began cursing the popcorn machine and hitting it with hexes and last night's left-overs.
A hex backfired attacked him with a spoon. Goratrix and shuved it up the enemy's nostril. Goratrix smiled because he liked seeing his enemy with something up him... he laughted so hard he wet his self and screamed, "What happened to grammar!?" Meanwhile back at a grammarian's headquarters, grammarian was having a dirty long laugh at this boyfriend for doing the dishes nude. But moving along, away from the small badly shaped car which was on his boyfriends shoulder.
Changing subject...font lawn. " Bananas, which are wholesome , yellow and practice , yellow and practice excellent sidedishes. Suddenly out of nowhere his mother appeared wearing a very short tight skirt suddenly...THE END. But not really, cuz' the popcorn began to burn. Proud began cursing the popcorn machine and hitting it with hexes and last night leftovers. A hex backfired, turned Proud into a giant popcorn kernel.
"Oh f*ck, me again please no butter or it'll slip out. "Do I have a map to Santa Fe?" He asked the boy who has a bad Odeipus complex. The boy's mother started shouting at Proud, because he just couldn't find a book about "Sex For Dummies" which he thought wasn't creative enough for his boyfriend's crazed and pink flying pig that produced horrbile bacon..........
The story then takes off on page 18
Once there was
popboy
8th Dec 2005, 07:07 AM
a cute guy
Paul_UK
8th Dec 2005, 12:02 PM
with blond hair
nisomer
8th Dec 2005, 10:01 PM
and a sexy
Micah
9th Dec 2005, 05:05 AM
smile. He didn't
xyc
13th Dec 2005, 09:41 PM
...know how hard...
(sadly, the story's first sentence is a sentence fragment... but, the show must go on...)
Chaos
13th Dec 2005, 09:44 PM
life could be...
nisomer
13th Dec 2005, 10:18 PM
when he first
Paul_UK
14th Dec 2005, 01:07 PM
realised he was
Micah
16th Dec 2005, 06:08 AM
adopted. But he
(Ok, I was tempted to write 'gay' instead of adopted...but that wouldnt require much imagination on your behalf, now would it?) ;)
goratrix
16th Dec 2005, 08:28 AM
casted a fireball
(ok, now THAT will require some imagination on your behalf)
CryCrazy27
17th Dec 2005, 03:04 AM
that hit goratrix
Micah
17th Dec 2005, 04:01 AM
, knocking him out.
goratrix
22nd Dec 2005, 12:13 PM
Goratrix burnt down
(btw, I bow to you CryCrazy)
Paul_UK
23rd Dec 2005, 07:47 AM
the boy's new
goratrix
23rd Dec 2005, 08:11 PM
origami house, so
Micah
23rd Jan 2006, 05:51 AM
the boy retaliated
chrisg
23rd Jan 2006, 02:44 PM
by bombarding Goratrix
lunchandamovie
23rd Jan 2006, 10:46 PM
with chocolate covered...
;)
chrisg
24th Jan 2006, 03:59 PM
(ooh...so tempting!!)
raspberries laced with
Chaos
30th Jan 2006, 11:49 PM
barbaric barbed wire
Micah
31st Jan 2006, 03:47 AM
. They hurt like
Joppo
31st Jan 2006, 06:09 AM
hell. He then
Paul_UK
31st Jan 2006, 12:04 PM
grabbed hold of
goratrix
31st Jan 2006, 10:19 PM
a chainsaw and
Micah
1st Feb 2006, 01:42 AM
a pink soft-toy
(It is true about what they say about violence on tv :grin: )
goratrix
3rd Feb 2006, 10:51 PM
and used it
Chaos
4th Feb 2006, 02:15 AM
on random lesbians.
TriBi
4th Feb 2006, 03:54 AM
Meantime, back at
Paul_UK
4th Feb 2006, 04:05 AM
the boy's bedroom
Micah
4th Feb 2006, 05:12 AM
, something wasnt right.
chrisg
4th Feb 2006, 08:27 AM
Under his bed,
Paul_UK
4th Feb 2006, 12:36 PM
where he kept
Micah
4th Feb 2006, 03:50 PM
his most secret
goratrix
4th Feb 2006, 04:19 PM
dark grimoire, some
chrisg
5th Feb 2006, 09:47 PM
various articles that
riderdan
6th Feb 2006, 12:38 PM
were stale like
Micah
6th Feb 2006, 10:58 PM
. But of course
Edit: for better structure/flow
TriBi
7th Feb 2006, 03:30 AM
one day his
Chaos
8th Feb 2006, 01:32 AM
Mother was rummaging..
Paul_UK
8th Feb 2006, 11:48 AM
and found all
chrisg
8th Feb 2006, 08:27 PM
his collectible items
Micah
8th Feb 2006, 11:30 PM
, including his secret
TriBi
9th Feb 2006, 05:49 AM
stash of rare
riderdan
9th Feb 2006, 01:19 PM
birds eggs which
chrisg
9th Feb 2006, 07:18 PM
he discovered while
hawkeye
9th Feb 2006, 09:01 PM
hunting in africa
Micah
10th Feb 2006, 02:47 AM
. His mother grasped
Edited from "his mother gasped" since someone misread my post.
Paul_UK
10th Feb 2006, 11:05 AM
him by the
chrisg
10th Feb 2006, 03:47 PM
(gasped him? Perhaps "grabbed him" would work better. Well, marching on...)
throat and said,
imad
10th Feb 2006, 08:08 PM
"Where's the beef?"
chrisg
10th Feb 2006, 09:14 PM
Then, Dave Thomas
Chaos
11th Feb 2006, 01:28 AM
danced while holding
Paul_UK
11th Feb 2006, 03:37 AM
(gasped him? Perhaps "grabbed him" would work better. Well, marching on...)
(Oops - my mistake! Anyway....)
his iPod and
chrisg
11th Feb 2006, 11:06 AM
revelling in the
riderdan
12th Feb 2006, 02:10 PM
his own big
chrisg
14th Feb 2006, 08:33 PM
secret, which was
goratrix
17th Feb 2006, 10:44 AM
a sacred potatoe
Paul_UK
17th Feb 2006, 10:59 AM
that looked like
Proud1p4
17th Feb 2006, 05:56 PM
Brad Pitts head
(in which case it is scared lol)
chrisg
17th Feb 2006, 09:01 PM
except not quite
Paul_UK
18th Feb 2006, 02:38 AM
because the eyes
goratrix
18th Feb 2006, 10:25 AM
are magenta and
Proud1p4
18th Feb 2006, 12:10 PM
suddenly the patatoe
Paul_UK
19th Feb 2006, 03:09 AM
(you don't spell potato like that...!! :) )
turned into a
Proud1p4
19th Feb 2006, 10:09 AM
(you don't spell potato like that...!! :) )
turned into a
(oops...thnx Paul_UK:icon_redf )
giant white cat (like the one in our fave Mod's DP lol)
goratrix
19th Feb 2006, 05:59 PM
so furry and
Paul_UK
20th Feb 2006, 10:29 AM
too lazy to
Proud1p4
20th Feb 2006, 02:13 PM
destroy random buildings
chrisg
23rd Feb 2006, 10:12 PM
. Suddenly, he exclaimed,
Paul_UK
24th Feb 2006, 01:00 AM
"who's taken my
Micah
24th Feb 2006, 05:06 AM
...pink and yellow...
(oops...thnx Paul_UK:icon_redf )
giant white cat (like the one in our fave Mod's DP lol)
Ouch :wink:
chrisg
24th Feb 2006, 11:13 AM
, giant, fluffy thing?"
goratrix
25th Feb 2006, 09:03 AM
It was a
chrisg
3rd Mar 2006, 09:59 PM
really dead thread.
Paul_UK
4th Mar 2006, 02:23 AM
Then someone said
riderdan
4th Mar 2006, 02:40 AM
"we hate pussy
Micah
4th Mar 2006, 05:32 AM
cats!" Everyone gasped
Paul_UK
4th Mar 2006, 09:30 AM
especially Paul_UK who
chrisg
4th Mar 2006, 11:16 AM
rather liked fluffy
Paul_UK
4th Mar 2006, 03:47 PM
cats like Duke
<--- (that's Duke)
chrisg
4th Mar 2006, 04:17 PM
. Anyway, our hero
goratrix
6th Mar 2006, 07:06 PM
the great goratrix
chrisg
23rd Mar 2006, 07:53 PM
resurrected the story,
Paul_UK
24th Mar 2006, 12:57 AM
after two weeks
Micah
24th Mar 2006, 05:12 AM
of writer's block.
chrisg
24th Mar 2006, 01:29 PM
"Oh, happy times!"
goratrix
24th Mar 2006, 10:06 PM
while Duke licked
chrisg
25th Mar 2006, 12:53 PM
the butter off
goratrix
27th Mar 2006, 10:19 AM
a giant pink
chrisg
27th Mar 2006, 03:33 PM
slice of bread.
Paul_UK
27th Mar 2006, 03:35 PM
He then went
tired_of_lying411
28th Mar 2006, 05:44 PM
into a cavern
chrisg
28th Mar 2006, 06:50 PM
to find the bread;
Paul_UK
29th Mar 2006, 10:35 AM
(It's three words Chris... :D )
which had been
Paul_UK
31st Mar 2006, 03:26 PM
stolen by the
goratrix
3rd May 2006, 06:09 PM
great goratrix again,
(you know how much I LOVE attention)
teents
26th Jun 2006, 10:38 AM
with his slice
teents
26th Jun 2006, 10:39 AM
of pink bread
Paul_UK
26th Jun 2006, 10:55 AM
which was stale
teents
27th Jun 2006, 05:31 AM
.when sudenly a
Proud1p4
27th Jun 2006, 02:15 PM
(just so we dont get confused:))
The story so far:
Once there was a cute guy with blonde hair and a sexy smile. He didn't know how hard life could be when he first realised he was adopted. But he casted a fireball that hit goratrix, knocking him out. Goratrix burnt down the boy's new origami house, so the boy retaliated by bombarding Goratrix with chocolate covered raspberries, laced with barbaric barbed wire. They hurt like hell. He then grabbed hold of a chainsaw and a pink soft-toy and used it on random lesbians.
Meanwhile, back at the boy's bedroom, something wasnt right. Under his bed, where he kept his most secret dark grimoire, some various articles that were stale like . But of course one day his mother was rummaging.. and found all his collectible items , including his secret stash of rare birds eggs which he discovered while hunting in africa . His mother grasped him by the throat and said, "Where's the beef?" Then, Dave Thomas danced while holding his iPod and revelling in the his own big secret, which was a sacred potatoe that looked like Brad Pitts head except not quite because the eyes are magenta and suddenly the potato turned into a giant white cat so furry and too lazy to destroy random buildings .
Suddenly, he exclaimed, "who's taken my ...pink and yellow... , giant, fluffy thing?" It was a really dead thread. Then someone said "we hate pussy cats!" Everyone gasped especially Paul_UK who rather liked fluffy cats like Duke . Anyway, our hero the great goratrix resurrected the story, after two weeks of writer's block. "Oh, happy times!" while Duke licked the butter off a giant pink slice of bread. He then went into a cavern to find the bread; which had been stolen by the great goratrix again,with his slice of pink bread which was stale .when sudenly a(n)..............
My contribution :
arch-enemy of goratrix,
(lets spice things up for our beloved goratrix eh?)
Paul_UK
27th Jun 2006, 03:30 PM
attacked him with
chrisg
27th Jun 2006, 06:24 PM
a spoon. Goratrix
teents
27th Jun 2006, 06:51 PM
and shuved it
chrisg
27th Jun 2006, 09:14 PM
up the enemy's
Micah
27th Jun 2006, 09:22 PM
nostril. Goratrix smiled
--Thanks for that summary, proud. I'll update the first page --
chrisg
27th Jun 2006, 10:10 PM
because he liked
Micah
27th Jun 2006, 11:13 PM
seeing his enemy
chrisg
27th Jun 2006, 11:23 PM
with something up
teents
28th Jun 2006, 03:13 AM
him... he laughted
Micah
28th Jun 2006, 04:00 AM
so hard he
teents
28th Jun 2006, 10:28 AM
wet his self
chrisg
28th Jun 2006, 02:22 PM
and screamed, "What
imad
28th Jun 2006, 10:26 PM
happened to grammar!?"
Paul_UK
29th Jun 2006, 10:49 AM
Meanwhile back at
chrisg
29th Jun 2006, 11:14 AM
a grammarian's headquarters,
teents
29th Jun 2006, 11:27 AM
grammarian was having
teents
29th Jun 2006, 11:28 AM
a dirty long
goratrix
29th Jun 2006, 01:32 PM
laugh at this
teents
29th Jun 2006, 05:23 PM
boyfriend for doing
Micah
29th Jun 2006, 07:53 PM
the dishes nude.
chrisg
29th Jun 2006, 07:59 PM
(Y'know, laughing might not be my first reaction to someone doing the dishes nude...)
But moving along,
teents
30th Jun 2006, 06:58 PM
(well it might be vert small and funny)
away from the
teents
30th Jun 2006, 06:58 PM
small badly shaped
Paul_UK
1st Jul 2006, 03:20 AM
(teents - it's three words then let someone else post ;) ).
car which was
teents
1st Jul 2006, 10:12 AM
on his boyfriends
goratrix
1st Jul 2006, 11:46 AM
shoulder. Changing subject...
(I know my first reaction to my boyfriend doing the dishes nude wouldn't be laughter... but I believe this forum is PG-13, so I'll keep further comments to myself)
Proud1p4
1st Jul 2006, 11:48 AM
font lawn. " Bananas,
chrisg
1st Jul 2006, 09:20 PM
which are wholesome
Proud1p4
2nd Jul 2006, 10:38 AM
, yellow and practice
(keep in mind that this is someone speaking!!! not regular words)
chrisg
2nd Jul 2006, 10:56 AM
the clarinet, create
Proud1p4
2nd Jul 2006, 03:25 PM
excellent sidedishes. Suddenly
Micah
2nd Jul 2006, 10:59 PM
out of nowhere
daggerz
3rd Jul 2006, 03:22 AM
his mother appeared
lost
3rd Jul 2006, 03:29 AM
wearing a very
daggerz
3rd Jul 2006, 07:47 AM
short tight skirt
teents
3rd Jul 2006, 08:42 AM
suddenly........ THE END
Paul_UK
3rd Jul 2006, 12:40 PM
.... but not really
Proud1p4
3rd Jul 2006, 12:42 PM
cuz' the popcorn
imad
3rd Jul 2006, 02:21 PM
began to burn.
Proud1p4
3rd Jul 2006, 03:47 PM
Proud began cursing
chrisg
3rd Jul 2006, 05:38 PM
the popcorn machine
lost
4th Jul 2006, 01:32 AM
and hitting it
Proud1p4
4th Jul 2006, 02:54 AM
with hexes and
Micah
4th Jul 2006, 05:40 AM
last night's left-overs.
imad
4th Jul 2006, 11:46 AM
A hex backfired,
Proud1p4
4th Jul 2006, 12:19 PM
The story re-cap (i'll try and do one every few pages):
Once there was a cute guy with blonde hair and a sexy smile. He didn't know how hard life could be when he first realised he was adopted. But he casted a fireball that hit goratrix, knocking him out. Goratrix burnt down the boy's new origami house, so the boy retaliated by bombarding Goratrix with chocolate covered raspberries, laced with barbaric barbed wire. They hurt like hell. He then grabbed hold of a chainsaw and a pink soft-toy and used it on random lesbians.
Meanwhile, back at the boy's bedroom, something wasnt right. Under his bed, where he kept his most secret dark grimoire, some various articles that were stale like . But of course one day his mother was rummaging.. and found all his collectible items , including his secret stash of rare birds eggs which he discovered while hunting in africa . His mother grasped him by the throat and said, "Where's the beef?" Then, Dave Thomas danced while holding his iPod and revelling in the his own big secret, which was a sacred potatoe that looked like Brad Pitts head except not quite because the eyes are magenta and suddenly the potato turned into a giant white cat so furry and too lazy to destroy random buildings .
Suddenly, he exclaimed, "who's taken my ...pink and yellow... , giant, fluffy thing?" It was a really dead thread. Then someone said "we hate pussy cats!" Everyone gasped especially Paul_UK who rather liked fluffy cats like Duke . Anyway, our hero the great goratrix resurrected the story, after two weeks of writer's block. "Oh, happy times!" while Duke licked the butter off a giant pink slice of bread. He then went into a cavern to find the bread; which had been stolen by the great goratrix again,with his slice of pink bread which was stale .when sudenly an arch-enemy of goratrix, attacked him with a spoon. Goratrix and shuved it up the enemy's nostril. Goratrix smiled because he liked seeing his enemy with something up him... he laughted so hard he wet his self and screamed, "What happened to grammar!?"
Meanwhile back at a grammarian's headquarters, grammarian was having a dirty long laugh at this boyfriend for doing the dishes nude. But moving along, away from the small badly shaped car which was on his boyfriends shoulder. Changing subject. " Bananas, which are wholesome , yellow and practice the clarinet, create excellent sidedishes. Suddenly out of nowhere his mother appeared wearing a very short tight skirt suddenly........ THE END
.... but not really cuz' the popcorn began to burn. Proud began cursing the popcorn machine and hitting it with hexes and last night's left-overs.
A hex backfired.........................
Continuing:
turned Proud into
chrisg
4th Jul 2006, 01:32 PM
a giant popcorn
Proud1p4
4th Jul 2006, 01:37 PM
kernel. "Oh f*ck,
Paul_UK
4th Jul 2006, 02:05 PM
me again please
zeremonie
4th Jul 2006, 02:19 PM
no butter or
(proud_2b_gay456, thank you for the story recap)
Proud1p4
4th Jul 2006, 04:36 PM
me again please
(WOAH! PAUL! Keep it PG :tongue: kidding...its not like any of us havent heard it before.)
it'll slip out.
(is it just me or did this story get more interesting:icon_wink haha joking)
(oh and n/p zeremonie...i find it helps me keep track lol)
daggerz
5th Jul 2006, 02:58 PM
Do I have.
imad
5th Jul 2006, 03:05 PM
a map to
chrisg
5th Jul 2006, 03:32 PM
Sante Fe?" He
Paul_UK
5th Jul 2006, 04:18 PM
asked the boy
zeremonie
5th Jul 2006, 08:03 PM
who has a
TriBi
6th Jul 2006, 04:53 AM
bad Oedipus Complex
Proud1p4
6th Jul 2006, 06:37 PM
bad Oedipus Complex
(yay! i know what the oedipus complex is :tongue:)
. The boy's mother
Paul_UK
7th Jul 2006, 08:58 AM
started shouting at
imad
7th Jul 2006, 01:04 PM
Proud, because he
Micah
7th Jul 2006, 07:33 PM
just couldn't find
Paul_UK
8th Jul 2006, 02:59 AM
the book about
Proud1p4
8th Jul 2006, 06:56 AM
"Sex, For Dummies"
lost
8th Jul 2006, 07:13 AM
which he thought
Proud1p4
8th Jul 2006, 12:06 PM
wasn't creative enough.
Dejavu
10th Jul 2006, 10:46 AM
for his boyfriend's
teents
10th Aug 2006, 06:15 AM
crazy and pink
Simon69
14th Aug 2006, 01:55 PM
flying pig that
imad
17th Aug 2006, 11:54 PM
produced horrible bacon.
Proud1p4
18th Aug 2006, 09:37 AM
RE-CAP
Once there was a cute guy with blonde hair and a sexy smile. He didn't know how hard life could be when he first realised he was adopted. But he casted a fireball that hit goratrix, knocking him out. Goratrix burnt down the boy's new origami house, so the boy retaliated by bombarding Goratrix with chocolate covered raspberries, laced with barbaric barbed wire. They hurt like hell. He then grabbed hold of a chainsaw and a pink soft-toy and used it on random lesbians.
Meanwhile, back at the boy's bedroom, something wasnt right. Under his bed, where he kept his most secret dark grimoire, some various articles that were stale like . But of course one day his mother was rummaging.. and found all his collectible items , including his secret stash of rare birds eggs which he discovered while hunting in africa . His mother grasped him by the throat and said, "Where's the beef?" Then, Dave Thomas danced while holding his iPod and revelling in the his own big secret, which was a sacred potatoe that looked like Brad Pitts head except not quite because the eyes are magenta and suddenly the potato turned into a giant white cat so furry and too lazy to destroy random buildings .
Suddenly, he exclaimed, "who's taken my ...pink and yellow... , giant, fluffy thing?" It was a really dead thread. Then someone said "we hate pussy cats!" Everyone gasped especially Paul_UK who rather liked fluffy cats like Duke . Anyway, our hero the great goratrix resurrected the story, after two weeks of writer's block. "Oh, happy times!" while Duke licked the butter off a giant pink slice of bread. He then went into a cavern to find the bread; which had been stolen by the great goratrix again,with his slice of pink bread which was stale .when sudenly an arch-enemy of goratrix, attacked him with a spoon. Goratrix and shuved it up the enemy's nostril. Goratrix smiled because he liked seeing his enemy with something up him... he laughted so hard he wet his self and screamed, "What happened to grammar!?"
Meanwhile back at a grammarian's headquarters, grammarian was having a dirty long laugh at this boyfriend for doing the dishes nude. But moving along, away from the small badly shaped car which was on his boyfriends shoulder. Changing subject. " Bananas, which are wholesome , yellow and practice the clarinet, create excellent sidedishes. Suddenly out of nowhere his mother appeared wearing a very short tight skirt suddenly........ THE END
.... but not really cuz' the popcorn began to burn. Proud began cursing the popcorn machine and hitting it with hexes and last night's left-overs.
A hex backfired attacked him with a spoon. Goratrix and shuved it up the enemy's nostril. Goratrix smiled because he liked seeing his enemy with something up him... he laughted so hard he wet his self and screamed, "What happened to grammar!?" Meanwhile back at a grammarian's headquarters, grammarian was having a dirty long laugh at this boyfriend for doing the dishes nude. But moving along, away from the small badly shaped car which was on his boyfriends shoulder.
Changing subject...font lawn. " Bananas, which are wholesome , yellow and practice , yellow and practice excellent sidedishes. Suddenly out of nowhere his mother appeared wearing a very short tight skirt suddenly...THE END. But not really, cuz' the popcorn began to burn. Proud began cursing the popcorn machine and hitting it with hexes and last night leftovers. A hex backfired, turned Proud into a giant popcorn kernel.
"Oh f*ck, me again please no butter or it'll slip out. "Do I have a map to Santa Fe?" He asked the boy who has a bad Odeipus complex. The boy's mother started shouting at Proud, because he just couldn't find a book about "Sex For Dummies" which he thought wasn't creative enough for his boyfriend's crazed and pink flying pig that produced horrbile bacon.
-----------------------------------------------
continuing...
In the cornfields,
Mnstn
18th Aug 2006, 02:43 PM
there was a
suburbs_of_sodom
18th Aug 2006, 02:51 PM
child, waiting for
chrisg
18th Aug 2006, 08:47 PM
rainbow-colored gumdrops to
Paul_UK
19th Aug 2006, 03:26 AM
be thrown at
Proud1p4
19th Aug 2006, 08:32 AM
his bitchy sister
chrisg
19th Aug 2006, 05:04 PM
, who, incidentally, was
teents
29th Aug 2006, 02:08 AM
realy a male
Micah
29th Aug 2006, 07:57 AM
stripper, who hated
[Thanks for yet another update Proud :D I've edditted the original post :)]
Paul_UK
30th Aug 2006, 12:07 PM
thongs which were
tired_of_lying411
30th Aug 2006, 05:49 PM
constricting. Instead, he
Micah
31st Aug 2006, 06:27 AM
would always wear
suburbs_of_sodom
31st Aug 2006, 06:56 AM
nothing at all.
Micah
11th Sep 2006, 04:18 AM
This pleased him,
Paul_UK
8th Jun 2007, 09:24 AM
This thread hasn't had any activity for a while, so I'll resurrect it.....
Just type three words that relate to the post above you to create a story. The story so far....
Once there was a cute guy with blonde hair and a sexy smile. He didn't know how hard life could be when he first realised he was adopted. But he casted a fireball that hit goratrix, knocking him out. Goratrix burnt down the boy's new origami house, so the boy retaliated by bombarding Goratrix with chocolate covered raspberries, laced with barbaric barbed wire. They hurt like hell. He then grabbed hold of a chainsaw and a pink soft-toy and used it on random lesbians.
Meanwhile, back at the boy's bedroom, something wasnt right. Under his bed, where he kept his most secret dark grimoire, some various articles that were stale like . But of course one day his mother was rummaging.. and found all his collectible items , including his secret stash of rare birds eggs which he discovered while hunting in africa . His mother grasped him by the throat and said, "Where's the beef?" Then, Dave Thomas danced while holding his iPod and revelling in the his own big secret, which was a sacred potatoe that looked like Brad Pitts head except not quite because the eyes are magenta and suddenly the potato turned into a giant white cat so furry and too lazy to destroy random buildings .
Suddenly, he exclaimed, "who's taken my ...pink and yellow... , giant, fluffy thing?" It was a really dead thread. Then someone said "we hate pussy cats!" Everyone gasped especially Paul_UK who rather liked fluffy cats like Duke . Anyway, our hero the great goratrix resurrected the story, after two weeks of writer's block. "Oh, happy times!" while Duke licked the butter off a giant pink slice of bread. He then went into a cavern to find the bread; which had been stolen by the great goratrix again,with his slice of pink bread which was stale .when sudenly an arch-enemy of goratrix, attacked him with a spoon. Goratrix and shuved it up the enemy's nostril. Goratrix smiled because he liked seeing his enemy with something up him... he laughted so hard he wet his self and screamed, "What happened to grammar!?"
Meanwhile back at a grammarian's headquarters, grammarian was having a dirty long laugh at this boyfriend for doing the dishes nude. But moving along, away from the small badly shaped car which was on his boyfriends shoulder. Changing subject. " Bananas, which are wholesome , yellow and practice the clarinet, create excellent sidedishes. Suddenly out of nowhere his mother appeared wearing a very short tight skirt suddenly........ THE END
.... but not really cuz' the popcorn began to burn. Proud began cursing the popcorn machine and hitting it with hexes and last night's left-overs.
A hex backfired attacked him with a spoon. Goratrix and shuved it up the enemy's nostril. Goratrix smiled because he liked seeing his enemy with something up him... he laughted so hard he wet his self and screamed, "What happened to grammar!?" Meanwhile back at a grammarian's headquarters, grammarian was having a dirty long laugh at this boyfriend for doing the dishes nude. But moving along, away from the small badly shaped car which was on his boyfriends shoulder.
Changing subject...font lawn. " Bananas, which are wholesome , yellow and practice , yellow and practice excellent sidedishes. Suddenly out of nowhere his mother appeared wearing a very short tight skirt suddenly...THE END. But not really, cuz' the popcorn began to burn. Proud began cursing the popcorn machine and hitting it with hexes and last night leftovers. A hex backfired, turned Proud into a giant popcorn kernel.
"Oh f*ck, me again please no butter or it'll slip out. "Do I have a map to Santa Fe?" He asked the boy who has a bad Odeipus complex. The boy's mother started shouting at Proud, because he just couldn't find a book about "Sex For Dummies" which he thought wasn't creative enough for his boyfriend's crazed and pink flying pig that produced horrbile bacon.
In the cornfields, there was a child, waiting for rainbow-colored gumdrops to be thrown at his bitchy sister, who, incidentally, was realy a male stripper, who hated thongs which were constricting. Instead, he would always wear nothing at all. This pleased him,
Paul_UK
8th Jun 2007, 09:25 AM
because he liked
Steam Giant
8th Jun 2007, 09:54 AM
the sensation of
aprilblue426
8th Jun 2007, 12:39 PM
indescribable freedom and
Alywishous
8th Jun 2007, 12:41 PM
openness of corn (fields is implied)
aprilblue426
8th Jun 2007, 12:43 PM
fields as well.
Alywishous
8th Jun 2007, 12:46 PM
He managed to
Paul_UK
8th Jun 2007, 12:48 PM
find his way
aprilblue426
8th Jun 2007, 12:49 PM
into the depths
Alywishous
8th Jun 2007, 01:07 PM
of the wonderful
Steam Giant
8th Jun 2007, 01:14 PM
warmth of bliss
Paul_UK
8th Jun 2007, 02:42 PM
that was caused
darkness
8th Jun 2007, 09:35 PM
by his new
Swimmerboy
9th Jun 2007, 02:41 AM
really fast car.
aprilblue426
9th Jun 2007, 09:00 PM
Speaking of which,
darkness
9th Jun 2007, 11:46 PM
his freedom was
Swimmerboy
10th Jun 2007, 03:39 AM
always being trampled
Paul_UK
10th Jun 2007, 04:00 AM
on by his
Swimmerboy
10th Jun 2007, 04:06 AM
over zealous coach
Paul_UK
10th Jun 2007, 04:13 AM
who made him
Charmedfreak
10th Jun 2007, 05:30 AM
feel like a
Swimmerboy
11th Jun 2007, 02:37 AM
coward. What he
Alywishous
11th Jun 2007, 01:55 PM
really, really wanted
Paul_UK
11th Jun 2007, 04:00 PM
was a cute
Alywishous
13th Jun 2007, 12:46 PM
butt that jiggled
xxAngelOnFirexx
13th Jun 2007, 12:48 PM
and was hot
darkness
13th Jun 2007, 02:04 PM
and yet still
xxAngelOnFirexx
13th Jun 2007, 02:17 PM
was sexy. He
Paul_UK
13th Jun 2007, 03:53 PM
asked his friend
xxAngelOnFirexx
13th Jun 2007, 04:41 PM
About The Guy
darkness
13th Jun 2007, 04:45 PM
with the cute
xxAngelOnFirexx
13th Jun 2007, 04:46 PM
jiggily butt. Then
aprilblue426
13th Jun 2007, 05:56 PM
he proceeded to
xxAngelOnFirexx
13th Jun 2007, 06:20 PM
approach him closer
wtinal
13th Jun 2007, 08:18 PM
and check to
xxAngelOnFirexx
13th Jun 2007, 08:20 PM
On his abs
darkness
14th Jun 2007, 12:36 PM
which were very
aprilblue426
15th Jun 2007, 02:18 PM
smooth and toned :P
darkness
16th Jun 2007, 11:40 PM
Which encouraged him
Paul_UK
17th Jun 2007, 05:08 AM
to visit his
xxAngelOnFirexx
17th Jun 2007, 10:15 AM
best friend and
Alywishous
17th Jun 2007, 05:38 PM
have some beer
xxAngelOnFirexx
17th Jun 2007, 06:17 PM
. After that he
aprilblue426
21st Jun 2007, 08:33 PM
grabbed his keys
wtinal
21st Jun 2007, 08:34 PM
and started to
xxAngelOnFirexx
21st Jun 2007, 08:35 PM
leave, when suddenly
aprilblue426
21st Jun 2007, 09:01 PM
nothing amazing happened. (sry, couldn't help myself)
Paul_UK
22nd Jun 2007, 12:36 PM
Meanwhile in the
24601
22nd Jun 2007, 01:45 PM
back of his
Paul_UK
22nd Jun 2007, 04:12 PM
pick-up truck he
Alywishous
22nd Jun 2007, 06:19 PM
danced with my
aprilblue426
22nd Jun 2007, 06:35 PM
extremely chubby panda :P
Alywishous
22nd Jun 2007, 06:38 PM
and told Panda
aprilblue426
23rd Jun 2007, 03:54 PM
"You dance well." :p
Alywishous
23rd Jun 2007, 08:26 PM
and proceeded to
24601
23rd Jun 2007, 08:43 PM
slap his ass.
Alywishous
23rd Jun 2007, 08:46 PM
(haha)
Then Panda said
aprilblue426
23rd Jun 2007, 09:06 PM
"you're sooo rude!!!!" >.<
Alywishous
23rd Jun 2007, 09:07 PM
But did it
Paul_UK
24th Jun 2007, 04:13 AM
again anyway. Then
Alywishous
24th Jun 2007, 01:28 PM
they all tangoed
xxAngelOnFirexx
24th Jun 2007, 10:18 PM
until it was
aprilblue426
28th Jun 2007, 06:35 PM
plain to see
xxAngelOnFirexx
28th Jun 2007, 06:39 PM
that they were
aprilblue426
30th Jun 2007, 05:22 PM
not quite ready
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