How do you become homosexual?

[Psychedelic Bookmarks]

Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview ... then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them.

--Karen Williams

I didn't choose to be gay; I was chosen! Are you serious? I get to be queer? Oh, thank you. I didn't even fill out the application, I am so thrilled. No, I did. I bought the ticket, I scratched it off... Look, I'm a lesbian! I won!

--Suzanne Westenhoefer

[Jim1454]

LOL! Very funny!

First Prize: You get to be homosexual
Second Prize: You get to be straight, but have homosexuals as friends
Third Prize: You just get to be straight. (BO-RING!!)

[Level N Human]

This amused me greatly. Hahaha ^^.

[Ty]

Interesting.

[WilbersRevenge]

Love it!!!

[Behling]

lol thats great

[Zec24]

I hadn't heard the Karen Williams one before.

I love Suzanne Westenhoefer though. She's great, right behind Ellen D.

[beckyg]

LOL! Very funny!

First Prize: You get to be homosexual
Second Prize: You get to be straight, but have homosexuals as friends
Third Prize: You just get to be straight. (BO-RING!!)

Yeah!!!! I won Second!!!:roflmao:

[Latinokid]

I WON FIRST PRIZE! haha yay me.

[SpikySpice]

Hahahaha, ditto

[Steam Giant]

lol I saw the title of the thread first, not even who posted it, and immediately thought it was a serious question, so I went and prepared a return and everything. I was so proud of myself, and came to this thread with my arsenal ready, only to find that it was just a very funny joke ^^ but since I got so worked up over this and brought my weapon to the field, allow me to get my kicks out of at least firing a few shots into the air :P

If this was an actual thread about someone seriously asking how we became gay, this was going to be my answer:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gestation

lol ^^ it was very funny though, Arneneithel! Thanks for the laugh!

[biisme]

that was great

and sorry steam giant for preparing a great answer..

[Psychedelic Bookmarks]

lol uhh... steam giant... i think you posted the wrong link. lol! and sorry for making you prepare an asnwer! but i wanted people to come to it thinking it was serious and then get a laugh! ;)

[ebra]

Arneneithel your my hero. lol

[Dizzy]

I won no prize... :icon_sad:

[Midnight Angel]

Hahaha that was very cute I laughed.

[InaRut]

LOL. Where do BI's sit?
Fourth?
Now that's unfair

[Kimi]

LOL. Where do BI's sit?
Fourth?
Now that's unfair

1.5th:icon_wink

That was cool:thumbsup:

[justjoshoh]

LOL. Where do BI's sit?
Fourth?
Now that's unfair


Newly Revised Standard Edition:

First Prize: You get to be homosexual
Second Prize: You get to be bisexual
Third Prize: You get to be straight, but have homosexuals as friends
Lovely Parting Gift: You just get to be straight. (BO-RING!!)

[Psychedelic Bookmarks]

i think bis count as queer or gay or whatever. they get first prize too!! in fact, they get first prize and the consolation prize! they win twice!! :O lol