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Choucho
4th Jan 2008, 05:36 PM
Well, I can honestly say that I'm both surprised and not surprised at the same time. >.< But undoubtedly appalled.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602

Dear Friends,

Nintendo has released a new video game for it's "Wii" system called "Super Mario Galaxies". At first glance, the video game seems like an innocent bit of fun, a nice way to keep the kids inside, and therefore away from the legions of drug-pushers, pedophiles, and terrorists that lurk in America's parks, schools, and pretty much everywhere outside of gated communities.

On closer inspection, however, it becomes obvious that this game is just another homosexual recruiting tool made by the neo-sodomites of Ninendo, from that cesspool of cultural pollution, Japan.

I would go into more graphic detail about the horrors contained in this example of secular-tolerance-run-amuck, but here's some screenshots from the game that make my case better than anything I can write:




Here is the cover art that comes on the box. Note that Mario is not only portrayed as gay, but as "bottom" gay:



Here is the concept art for the game:



Mario also may not be as explicit as rap music in it's pro-drug propaganda, but the messages are there: Mario gains strength by eating "Magic Mushrooms" and bright poppies, the flowers which heroin is made from. No doubt the use of drugs is intended to dull the pain children suffer while being sodomized.

Friends, the homosexual agenda must be stopped! We have tried tolerance. We have tried to "see it their way". We have prayed that it would "just be a fad". But it's not. They're here, they're queer, and they want your children!

EthanS
4th Jan 2008, 05:49 PM
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InaRut
4th Jan 2008, 05:58 PM
Damn Those Neo-sodomites!! Damnnnn Them And Their Brain Washing Ways!

In the box art for Super Mario Galaxy, stars highlighting certain letters in the title spell out: U R MR GAY (haha!)

"U R MR GAY" there it is, clear as day. And look at the other perversions in this image: note the sparkling stuff that is flowing from Mario's rectum: is this a "creampie" image, with Mario's bottom overflowing with "fairy dust"? Or is it some sort of enema reference?

I can't tell who's serious and who's not on this forum.

Choucho
4th Jan 2008, 06:09 PM
Unfortunately for us (and heck, for them too) I believe they all are. >.<
These people give religion a bad name. >.<

And seriously, "U R MR GAY"? I think we could do better than that.

InaRut
4th Jan 2008, 06:10 PM
Well no...it's actually there. U R MR Gay is in the title hahaha

But does a kid really look at the title and think..well if Mario says so....HOMOSEXUALITY HERE I COME!

Choucho
4th Jan 2008, 06:12 PM
I know it is. :P But I'm saying, if we were going to come up with a title to send a subliminal message, we'd probably choose one with something more effective than "U R MR GAY"

I have a straight friend who's played every Mario game ever. >.< Poor thing, I'm going to have to break the news to him.

sdc91
4th Jan 2008, 06:47 PM
lol, awwww.

I have SMG (yet no Wii, roommate has it), and I noticed UR MR GAY. This article is ridiculous.

Tom
4th Jan 2008, 07:44 PM
lol i loved tht forum, shame im banned now for sharing my views on it burt o well according to them i have a filty sperm lapping mouth and tht hurling insults will not bring u closer to jesus.

all i did was point out the bible contradicts itself many times....

sevengoblin
4th Jan 2008, 09:11 PM
I think it's funny that people actually believe that. Honestly it's only a game.

Level N Human
5th Jan 2008, 12:37 AM
Sounds like a "The Onion" article.

bvtsjm116
5th Jan 2008, 01:12 AM
Lol!

joeyconnick
5th Jan 2008, 02:19 AM
Well, I can honestly say that I'm both surprised and not surprised at the same time. >.< But undoubtedly appalled.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602

Dear Friends,

[munch]

Friends, the homosexual agenda must be stopped! We have tried tolerance. We have tried to "see it their way". We have prayed that it would "just be a fad". But it's not. They're here, they're queer, and they want your children!I only want their children if they're hot, male, and of legal age. But otherwise hellz yeah I want their children!

:lol:

bvtsjm116
5th Jan 2008, 12:09 PM
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=6484

LOL

sdc91
5th Jan 2008, 12:44 PM
Hm, strange how they still use the words:

-yid and joo (Jewish)
-injun (Native Americans)
-towel heads (Muslims)

I wish I could be there at the pearly gates when they're judged, assuming it exists.

Choucho
5th Jan 2008, 02:08 PM
Hm, strange how they still use the words:

-yid and joo (Jewish)
-injun (Native Americans)
-towel heads (Muslims)

I wish I could be there at the pearly gates when they're judged, assuming it exists.

Wouldn't that be fun if heaven used a jury system?

"We find the defendants lacking in compassion and general intellect..."

MusicIsMyBoyfriend
5th Jan 2008, 02:13 PM
I read the the other day and some Christian people have way too much free time on their hands when not only are they looking into a game from a different culture but are also poting fan-art and such as being made by the actual company!

Behling
5th Jan 2008, 06:56 PM
we should all join that forum!!!! like flood it with gays haha that would be so fun!

fingertips
6th Jan 2008, 08:04 AM
landover baptist definitely is a parody site

i suppose it can be difficult to tell the difference between parody and real religious craziness, though :)

IHeartDisney
6th Jan 2008, 02:16 PM
No wonder Super Mario Galaxy is my fave. game. Must be because I'm gay...haha