Morning boner.....

[Anonymous]

I am quite new to all this.. and I have a lot of questions... the first one being is every morning when I wake up I find that I have always boned. I live with my family and it means I always have to wait til it goes away until I can get out of bed which can be quite difficult and time-consuming...

is there any way to avoid a boner in the morning?

[JSG]

Being a woman?

I don't think there is, but it's a sign that all your 'plumbing' is functioning properly.

[Anonymous]

It's either from having an erotic dream or sometimes just havng to go to the bathroom.

[Anonymous]

That's completely normal. If you are desperate for a pee it can be worse so maybe not drinking so much before going to bed would help a bit? There's nothing you can really do though, other than waiting for it to go away, helping it go away :icon_wink or doing a quick dash to the bathroom when nobody is looking.

I don't know what (if anything) you wear in bed but close fitting underwear under looser nightwear could help hide it. Probably less comfortable for sleeping though.

The good news is that you are completely normal! :)

[Anonymous]

I call it a piss-on.

[Anonymous]

Believe it or not, Wikipedia has an article on this; Nocturnal_penile_tumescence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tumescence)

It's normal. Every male gets it.

[GunStarre]

I have it every morning. And since I never could remember my dreams, I have no idea if I was having an erotic dream, or if I was just stroking myself while I'm asleep (!)

[Anonymous]

That's why i keep a robe next to my bed.

[gabriel1]

Fortunately for me, I live alone because I wake up with them sometimes. Just means I need to go to the bathroom most of the time.

[waitingsucks]

Normal but really annoying, I get up earlier than my sister usually so a quick dash works for me :)

It was really annoying when my sister was having a sleepover and I would have to go through where they were to go to the toilet and I was busting :(

I just changed but still it was very frustrating

[mcrteenagers]

I sleep in boxers. Or nude. That not the point.

But keep a pair of shorts and tshirt by your bed. Slip them on. Do the infamous waist-band tuck (lol) and go to the bathroom.

Cheers.

[Anonymous]

I sleep in boxers. Or nude. That not the point.

But keep a pair of shorts and tshirt by your bed. Slip them on. Do the infamous waist-band tuck (lol) and go to the bathroom.

Cheers.

The waist-band tuck works every time.

[Anonymous]

Sometimes if its really bad, I'll take my doona with me to the bathroom door and if anyone asks i say that im cold

[Anonymous]

lol ya the waist-band tuck works for me too ,but sometimes my cock slips ! ,now that something u gotta worry about .
and ofcourse it depends on the size of your cock also :icon_wink