South Parkateers!

[pirateninja]

After considerable talkings with others (and generally ruining threads by doing so) I have found out that a number of us love and can quote the Emmy award winning show! So please! Congregate here for talkings about our four favourite brats!

To start us all off, which episode does this quote come from?

"So you got people to crap outta their mouth! What do you want? A freakin' medal!"

Bonus points for anyone who can say who said it and which season it's from. :D

[JSG]

Easy, "Red Hot Catholic Love" season 6 and was it Priest Maxi who said that?

[Ty]

kyle said it :p

[pirateninja]

Yay! Points to both!

*Is counting down the days to March 12, when season 12 begins*

[Ty]

OMG holly! You must tell me when where what who why! when the episodes come on, i don't want to miss a single one! I can't wait to see what matt and trey come out with now :p

[pirateninja]

You can currently veiw all the current episodes at the following sites:

allsp.com
southparkzone.com

Those are definitely the best sites. :D

*Is still waiting for season 12*

All I know is that they start on March 12, they're usually on weekly and up on the internet the day after.

*still waiting*

[Ty]

I've seen all seasons 1-11 :p

[pirateninja]

I've seen all seasons 1-11 :p

Me too.

Curious question. Do you prefer the earlier seasons with more scatological humour? Or the later seasons with more satire to modern life?

I personally adore both, because you can see it develop as it goes along. The earlier seasons have their charm, and the later seasons just blow you away.

My favourite seasons are still (and probably always will be) seasons 4, 5 and 6. Genius :D

[CrimsonThunder]

THIS THREAD KICKS ASS!

Said in a Cartman voice of course... >_>

[pirateninja]

"Would you like a monkey claw, Phillip?"

[JSG]

"Yes, please"
*farts and has the jury laughing*

[pirateninja]

"It's called a monkey claw because it feel's like my colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys!"

"The monkey claw is smelly."

This episode is maybe not the best one ever but it gets me laughing every time :D

[JSG]

"There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks a**.
Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast.
You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know?
You've never been to the rainforest before.
Getting Gay With Kids is here!
To tell you things you might not like to hear.
You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells.
All you activists can go f*** yourselves!
Someday if we work hard, boys and girls,
There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world!
Getting Gay With Kids is here!
To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah!
Getting Gay With Kids is here!
Let's knock down the rainforest! What do you say?!
It's totally gay! It's totally gay!"

How can I not quote this?

[pirateninja]

"I told ya jewish people don't have any rhythm!"

"F*** OFF CARTMAN!"

Love that episode! :D

"Hey, we're gay and it's okay
Cause gay means happy and happy means gay
We're not sad any more
Cause we're out the closet door
It's okay-hey to be gay!"

[InaRut]

"We're Here
We're not queer
But were close
Get use to it"

hahahaha

[JSG]

It is OK2BGAY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6bGW4ShpNU).

"Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000." -- Cartman

[pirateninja]

"We know who broke the dam, it was... (dramatic pause)... crab people."

[JSG]

Dr. Doctor: "He's very luck you got him here when you did. He was in a very advanced state of vaginitis."

Randy: "Vaginitis?"

Dr. Doctor: "It occurs when a person stops eating meat. Those sores on his skin were actually small vaginas. If we hadn't stopped it in time, Stan would have eventually just become one great big giant p*ssy."

[InaRut]

"Puff Daddy?"
"My friend kyle says that you don't know the importance of voting."
"Apparently you haven't heard of my vote or die campain"
"Vote or die what the hell does that even mean?"
"What do you think it means bitch?"

[pirateninja]

JSG, love the signature :D

(deadpan voice) "Wow, I really wish I hadn't just sat here and watched all that."

[JSG]

Thank you :D

"If I get bit out here, I'm 200 kilometers from the nearest hospital: I'd better be real careful jamming my thumb in its butthole. (Grabs the crocodile) Oh, boy, it's pissed off now."

[pirateninja]

Sings "Lemmiwinks! Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks..."

[pirateninja]

Die hard fan trivia!

Okay, in the above post I was singing the song "Lemmiwinks" from the Death Camp of Tolerance. Stone and Parker wanted to carry on with the idea of a gerbil king and all the royal animals and had a whole episode planned but scrapped it because they had no ending or surefire way they wanted it to go and it was too near the deadline. The question is:

What did this scrapped idea surface as? And with what quickly done episode did they replace their original idea with?

Cookies for those who get it!

[Face Smasher]

Best. Show. Ever. I'll elaborate when I can use the main computer. Takes a while to type on the iPod Touch LOL.

[waitingsucks]

Die hard fan trivia!

Okay, in the above post I was singing the song "Lemmiwinks" from the Death Camp of Tolerance. Stone and Parker wanted to carry on with the idea of a gerbil king and all the royal animals and had a whole episode planned but scrapped it because they had no ending or surefire way they wanted it to go and it was too near the deadline. The question is:

What did this scrapped idea surface as? And with what quickly done episode did they replace their original idea with?

Cookies for those who get it!

Umm, all I know was that the gerbil king came back in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" when Paris Hilton and Mr. Slave had a "whore-off". Mr slave sat on Paris hilton and when Paris was in his colon she was greeted by the gerbil king. lol. I doubt that's right though

[Face Smasher]

I'll have to litsen to my DVD comentaries again.

ANYWAYS... Snarf snarf!

[Jard]

The birds and the bees meet the willow trees,
Sexual Harassment Pandaaaa!

[waitingsucks]

"Half man, half bear-pig" LMAO

[JSG]

Now that you're the Gerbil King there's more ventures to go on
Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun
There's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight
For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King could be told a thousand nights

Lemmi- Lemmi- Lemmiwinks. Le- Lemmiwiiinks.
Lehhmiwinks, Lem- Lem- Lemmiwinks
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Leh-miwinks
Leh-miwinks, Gerbil King.

[Face Smasher]

Lemmiwinks rules! OMG I think I just found one of the best forums ever!

I love the message of episode 1102 Cartman Sucks. Season 11 is one of the best seasons ever.

[Face Smasher]

best SP forum in existence: aaspforum.com

They rule, and their main site is the best for South Park episodes.

[pirateninja]

Bah, none of you are Die Hard enough. Or maybe I'm just incredibly sad. Which is very possible.

Okay, they did "The Jeffersons" in place of "Gerbil King", but the idea sort of resurfaced in "Woodland Critter Christmas".

BUTTERS! I LOVE BUTTERS!

*imitating Barbie doll* "Hey there good lookin', would ya like to slap my titties around?"
"Why.. uh.. uh.. no thanks ma'am, Uh.. I'll get in trouble again."
*puts the doll in a drawer and twiddles his thumbs*

^Funniest Butters scene ever :D

[waitingsucks]

I should read their Rolling Stone article to get some die hard fan trivia. lol

"Everyone knows it's Butters"
"That's me"

[Jard]

"You shouldn't play with scissors!" -Butters.

[Face Smasher]

Helyes Butters rules.

"A midget??" Love the way he says that LOL

[pirateninja]

Cartman and the midget fighting, I honestly can't remember laughing so hard. :roflmao:

Oh yes and "CRIPPLE FIGHT!"

[Ty]

Heck No! Blame Canada Blame Canada!

[Ty]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CeTF3PnePu0
:)

[Samus610]

"We had a deal Kyle!"

[pirateninja]

"We had a deal Kyle!"

Oh hell, just the whole of Imaginationland where Cartman is determined to get him to suck his balls is just hilarious. :D

[sdc91]

Loo loo loo, I've got some apples. Loo loo loo, you've got some, too!

[pirateninja]

"Job has all his children killed, and Micheal Bay gets to keep making movies; there isn't a God."

:roflmao: I've got to admit, Pearl Harbour does make you wonder why Micheal Bay was allowed to direct afterwards.

[sdc91]

Fulfeel all your weeshes with my Taco Flavored Keeses!

Taco taco
Burrito burrito
Tac-taco!

[pirateninja]

"I got some badass guys to help me
I only had to pay them $15,
If you think you gettin' away with not having your hallpass,
You better think again cause I'm the Dawg!
I am the Dawg, the Big Bad Dawg!
The Hallway Monitor!"

[Grof142007]

" im super thnks for asking"

[pirateninja]

"They'll chop your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig

But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die
La Resistance lives on!"

Viva la Resistance!

[JSG]

"We come from America A-meh-rica !
We are very hungry, necesito Burritos !"

[sdc91]

I am the tooooooooth fairy!

[pirateninja]

"Hey, relax buddy. Can't we just go out for a burrito? Me gusta burritos mucho!"

[Samus610]

"They put suspenders on it!"

[mj89]

My taco flavored kisses!

[Jard]

My name is Hennifer Lopez! I eat tacos and burritos!

[Samus610]

"Whatevah I do what I want!"

[pirateninja]

"Stop wasting the tacos on your hand, Cartman, it's just coming out her backside!"

*in a high-pitched bad spanish accent: "When you eat a taco it comes out your backside too, cholo!"

:roflmao: Trey and Matt are geniuses

[JSG]

"You see, Phase 1: collect underpants. Phase 2: � Phase 3: Profit."

[pirateninja]

"So Children, what do you think happens when we introduce the exothermic heat of the gerbil with the endothermic heat of Mr. Slave's tight ass?"

[JSG]

"Lemmiwinks? NO!"

[pirateninja]

"Mr Garrison has this new assisstant and well... they're both totally gay."

[Samus610]

Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

[Samus610]

No, kitty, this is my pot pie.

[pirateninja]

Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

:roflmao: I'd almost forgotten about that scene.

Mr. G: Okay Children lets start the day with some simple math problems, what is five times two? Come on children don't be shy, give it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?

Clyde: Twelve?

Mr. G: Okay now lets get the answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

[InaRut]

"You wanna get high?"
http://z.about.com/f/wiki/e/en/thumb/f/fb/Towelie.jpg/170px-Towelie.jpg

BEST SP Character EVER!

[pirateninja]

"You wanna get high?"
http://z.about.com/f/wiki/e/en/thumb/f/fb/Towelie.jpg/170px-Towelie.jpg

BEST SP Character EVER!

"You're the worst character ever, Towelie."

"I know."

[InaRut]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Everyone knows it silicorn!"

[pirateninja]

*on an advert for sun lotion* "Remember! If it's not palmoral, you're gonna get cancer!"

[Samus610]

" ... I don't want to shoot the bunny." -- Stan
"No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger." -- Jimbo
"Yeah hippie, go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything." -- Cartman

[Samus610]

"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" -- Wendy
"Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise." -- Cartman

[pirateninja]

"Think of the POWAH!"

[InaRut]

Naggers

[Davo]

Mr. Garrison: Now does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
[Cartman raises his hand]
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Eric?
Eric Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

[pirateninja]

"You rack a disiprine!"

[Samus610]

"Welcome to the shity wok may i tak your order pweash

[pirateninja]

"I not a sterotype, 'kay? I eata rice and drive reary slow rike a rest a you!"

[Samus610]

"God damn mongolians! Stop trying to break my shity wall!"

[Face Smasher]

Aw my God it smells like ass out here. I wasn't saying anything about their culture, I was just saying their city smells like ass.

[Ty]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xGq8bOdXgSw


:)

[Samus610]

Mom kitty's being a dildo!
Well then I know a certain kitty kitty that is sleeping with mommy tonight.

[pirateninja]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xGq8bOdXgSw


:)

:roflmao:

"They took our..." "sweet and sour pork!"

Oh and of course:

"This is gay."
"This is really gay."
"This is even gayer than all the men getting in a pile and having sex with each other."

I don't normally like people saying "That's so gay" but that ending always makes me laugh.

[pirateninja]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxs8JuEs4Co

Anybody remember this?

"COME OWN AN' TOUCH MA BODY! YEAH, MAH HOT BODY!"

I can't watch this scene without rolling around on the floor laughing.

[Samus610]

Chef's Father: I remember when Chef was just a three-year-old little man, he came runnin' into me with a big smile and his little chef's hat on, and he says to me, "Poppa, poppa." I said, "What do you need, Chef, my boy?" He said, "I need about tree-fitty."
Chef's Mother: Tree-fitty!
Chef's Father: Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. I said, "Chef, my boy, why do you need tree-fitty?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster!

[Davo]

Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!

[pirateninja]

Don't mind Kyle evryone, he';s just got a little sand in his vagina...

:roflmao:

[Blitzkrieg]

LOL!!! ahahah I love this Thred!!! :D

Cartman: "Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!"

[panda]

Mr. Garrison: Now does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
[Cartman raises his hand]
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Eric?
Eric Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: (!)

[pirateninja]

Kyle: There's a ail-nay ile-fay in the ake-cay.
Cartman: What?
Kyle: Listen aggot-fay! There's an ail-nay ile-fay in the ake-cay so you can eak-bray out of ison-pray!
Stan: Yeah, you umbass-day!
Cartman: Thanks guys but they don't let us take it back to the cell.
Kyle: They on't-day? Why the ell-hay ot-nay! It took our-fay ours-hay to ake-bay this oddam-gay ake-cay, and now we're otally-tay ewed-scray!

Hooray for Pig Latin!

[pirateninja]

Kyle: (after Cartman has hidden cigarettes in his ass) Don't fart, or you'll make little smoke signals!

[pirateninja]

ZOMG! I just realised! Who here has seen the Imaginationland trilogy? Well in the third one, near the start, I just spotted Captain Planet!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/yardotheultimate/spcaptainplanet.jpg

I blame all you lot for making constant references to him here, I never watched Captain Planet, now I can recognise him.

Sorry for the blurriness, by the way.

[Ty]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4LET3nCX8x0

:D

[Ty]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ah7La8DZ67s


Holly, your like school in summertime!

[pirateninja]

Hey, hey, hey!

I'llba poppa yourba bitcha assa tuba...... bitcha.

See ya next time, eat da pudding.

:roflmao:

[pirateninja]

Lol, check this out....

One of my fave scenes ever and I found it in Spanish! I'm in love with their stupid high pitched voices. What's even sadder is I know exactly what they're saying in english, I've seen it so much :roflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDx2Oj8NnDw

[pirateninja]

BEST.VIDEO.EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5wxmYNHO8

I swear to god, this made me want to both laugh and cry.

[sdc91]

Lol, check this out....

One of my fave scenes ever and I found it in Spanish! I'm in love with their stupid high pitched voices. What's even sadder is I know exactly what they're saying in english, I've seen it so much :roflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDx2Oj8NnDw

That's Italian! They're saying "amici", not "amigo". lol, hilarious.

[pirateninja]

Lol, check this out....

One of my fave scenes ever and I found it in Spanish! I'm in love with their stupid high pitched voices. What's even sadder is I know exactly what they're saying in english, I've seen it so much :roflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDx2Oj8NnDw

That's Italian! They're saying "amici", not "amigo". lol, hilarious.

Lol, obviously I can't tell the difference :D Still love their voices though

[InaRut]

Your A Towel

[InaRut]

BEST.VIDEO.EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5wxmYNHO8

I swear to god, this made me want to both laugh and cry.


WOAH...When does Cartman kiss Kyle?

[sdc91]

I love cheesy poofs,
You love cheesy poofs.
If we didn't eat cheesy poofs,
We'd be... lame.

[pirateninja]

BEST.VIDEO.EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5wxmYNHO8

I swear to god, this made me want to both laugh and cry.


WOAH...When does Cartman kiss Kyle?

It's from Kenny Dies, when Kyle comforts Cartman.

[pirateninja]

"Fatass Cartman was
Not on the school bus today
What a big fat turd."

"Belly full of pork fat
Jiggles like a jello mould,
Mouth is flapping too."

"I bet you don't win
They don't allow big fat asses
To be on TV."

:D Haiku War!

[Davo]

Chef: Hello there children!
Stan: Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef: Goodbye

[pirateninja]

Stan: You sound like a whiny little bitch to me, you wanna bring it you pussy?
Cartman: I already brought it bitch! I set it out and lay it on the table bitch!

:roflmao: Ripping on Mel Gibson and The Passion was never so funny!

[KatoKumi]

I don't really like South Park

But the episode about them in a dance contest was hilarious.

Butbutbut I can't find it anywhere anymore ]:

[pirateninja]

I don't really like South Park

But the episode about them in a dance contest was hilarious.

Butbutbut I can't find it anywhere anymore ]:


YOU GOT SERVED!

[pirateninja]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIyi4WjPz-I

[panda]

Can't beat that..:thumbsup: (!!) (!!)

[Brett]

Sout Park gone Happy Tree Friends.........YAYZ!

[pirateninja]

One of my favourite scenes is from Casa Bonita :D I LOVE that episode:

Stan: Dude, I wonder where Kyle is?
Cartman: Maybe he caught a disease and died, that would be so awesome.
Stan: That's not funny you shouldn't joke about that.
Kenny: Yeah
Cartman: Who's joking?
Kyle: *running in* You guys! You guys! Guess what?
Cartman: You have AIDS?

:roflmao:

[pirateninja]

Who knew that seeing a kid in an orange parka dying over and over could be so funny :D I have to admit, my favourite death is from "Chef goes Nanners" when he eats all the antiacid tablets and drinks the water. :roflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iufCIFQPd-Q

[pirateninja]

*freaks out*

*calms down*

Only 25 days until Season 12 starts.

*freaks out some more*

AND AND AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH.......

http://comedycentral-content.vcommerce.com/products/fullsize/644/30308644.jpg
Comes out the day before, but in America, so us in England will probably have to wait a bit.

*wants*

*is counting down the days*

[pirateninja]

*is appalled that no one else is freaking out with anticipation about the Imaginationland movie*

[kramer362]

i'm pumped for the new season! i swear that show only gets better as it goes, but then again i love almost anything satirical.

[InaRut]

http://www.everytshirt.com/Images/products/Cartoon_T-Shirts/small/Dont-Forget-To-Bring-A-Towel-South-Park-T-shirt.jpg

[pirateninja]

http://www.everytshirt.com/Images/products/Cartoon_T-Shirts/small/Dont-Forget-To-Bring-A-Towel-South-Park-T-shirt.jpg

Wanna get High?

No, we don't wanna get high!

[panda]

It's on here every night on The Comedy Channel @ 9:30pm and on again at Midnight. Last one was the Lesbian Bar with SCISSORING:roflmao: :roflmao:

[sexyalex]

pls! southpark is the best thing since reality teliveison. lol. :grin: i love that show soo much.

[pirateninja]

It's on here every night on The Comedy Channel @ 9:30pm and on again at Midnight. Last one was the Lesbian Bar with SCISSORING:roflmao: :roflmao:

THIS. IS. LESBOS!

pls! southpark is the best thing since reality teliveison. lol. :grin: i love that show soo much.

Truer words were never said :D

Matt and Trey just are God.

[shaun]

"nah nah nah nah nah nah, I made you eat your parents"

[pirateninja]

"I call it Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail."

"Okay, our first attempt didn't work, mainly because girls do not have balls."
"They sure don't."
"But this is Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail A Second Time. As Nellie comes down the hall, Kenny will spit on the ground.."
"Do you think girls keep their balls on the inside of their tummies?"
"Butters, we're done talking about girls' balls, now pay attention."

[Ty]

I'm going to get the Imaginationland movie! I love all of the different movie and series references :D

[panda]

I think that my favourite guy is Butters.

[InaRut]

I thought it'd be sexual harrasement panda!

[pirateninja]

Fave character? Hmmmmm.... Saddam Hussein :D

"Hey, Satan, I bought some new luggage for our trip up to Earth. Let's fuck to celebrate!"

:roflmao:

And Kenny is awesome too.

But Kyle has the best hat. :D

[panda]

I thought it'd be sexual harrasement panda!

He is a little young for me I realize, But he's just so darn cute.:grin:

[pirateninja]

"Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harrassment… Panda!
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harrassment… Panda!
Don't say that, don't touch there…
Don't be nasty says the silly bear!
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong…
Sexual Harrassment… Panda!"

[InaRut]

When you stick your penis into another panda's ear...that's sexual harrasement

[panda]

When you stick your penis into another panda's ear...that's sexual harrasement

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Peed my pants laughing :tears: :roflmao:

[Ty]

When you stick your penis into another panda's ear...that's sexual harrasement

and that makes me a saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Panda =[

[panda]

Panda knows not how to respond to such witty South Parkisms.:shrug: :eusa_thin

[pirateninja]

Don't forget! he turns into "Don't sue people Panda" because that makes him a saaaaaad panda.

[pirateninja]

*hyperventilates*

17 days........

When will they release what it's going to be about? *whimpers*

Still, carrying on with the SHP convo;

Gerald: You see, Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society. And democrats make sexual harrassment laws. These laws tell us what we can and can't say in the workplace, and what we can and can't do in the workplace.
Kyle: Isn't that fascism?
Gerald: No, because we don't call it fascism. Do you understand?
Kyle: Do you?

[panda]

PANDA: Is that really true?
GERALD: Yes it is according to Piratteninja (episode 23 Subsection 39)
PANDA: I don't remember seeing that episode.
GERALD: It's true! Ask Cartman>

[pirateninja]

Gerald's one of my fave characters though. He's just hilarious.

"Can you pass the dead fetus... I mean gravy!"

[Laurie77]

sweeeet!!

[pirateninja]

Cartman: So? I'm half-bisexual!

[pirateninja]

*Wants to go off in Super South Park Fandom mode*

A week tomorrow. :eek:

A WEEK TOMORROW.

Is it just me or did it get hot in here?

OMG. Season. 12. Starts. A. Week. Tomorrow.

I'm really sad, I even have a note on my calendar.

I have the date marked out in my phone.

I even have a sticky note attached to my computer.

I really, really wish I had comedy central here in the UK. But I make do with watching them on the internet Thursday morning. Still, somehow I feel a sense of satisfaction knowing they have aired.

Am I crazy? Probably.

A week tomorrow. *taps foot*

[pirateninja]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1136312/south_park_season_12

Trailer... I think. It looks slightly fake, but I don't know.

Am I the only one going mad over this?

[kramer362]

I bet ads for the new south park episode start this weekend or by monday. They always seem to wait until last minute to give a clue what the next episode's gonna be about, save for the 2 or 3 parters...

[pirateninja]

FINALLY!

Okay, I have info you guys, reputable info.

South Park Episode 1201: Tonsil Trouble

http://media.southparkstudios.com/img/content/season12/1201.gif

After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.

Preveiw clip: http://www.southparkstudios.com/downloads/preview/?id=7628

[pirateninja]

Who's seen it?

Who loved it? (Me :D)

Okay, this episode centres around Cartman getting HIV from a botched Tonsillectamy. It focuses on the seriousness of the disease, whilst also being hysterically funny.

My favourite part of it is definitely Cartman's catchphrase "I'm not just sure, I'm HIV Positive" and the resulting argument between him and Kyle over it.

"Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
"Are you HIV positive?"
SMACK!

:roflmao:

Anywho.... for those who still have yet to watch it... it can be found here:

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1201/Tonsil-Trouble.html

Personally, I adore this episode :D Definitely lived up to the hype.

[pirateninja]

Woah, this is quick.... but I have some info on an upcoming episode (possibly next week's) called "I am Kenny", which according to Wikipedia is about:

After Dr. Mephesto accidentally unleashes a plague on South Park that turns people into zombie vampires, Kenny (ironicly) is the last person uninfected and tries to cope with being the last man on Earth.

Haha, an "I am Legend" parody. Starts to make me wish I'd gone to see the film now. Still, it should be awesome. It's been a while since they've done a Kenny-centric episode.

[panda]

Woah, this is quick.... but I have some info on an upcoming episode (possibly next week's) called "I am Kenny", which according to Wikipedia is about:

After Dr. Mephesto accidentally unleashes a plague on South Park that turns people into zombie vampires, Kenny (ironicly) is the last person uninfected and tries to cope with being the last man on Earth.

Haha, an "I am Legend" parody. Starts to make me wish I'd gone to see the film now. Still, it should be awesome. It's been a while since they've done a Kenny-centric episode.

BUT KENNY"S DEAD :dead:

[lostinthought9]

speaking of south park, yesterday i brought a poster of stan, kyle, cartman, and kenny! lol

[pirateninja]

Woah, this is quick.... but I have some info on an upcoming episode (possibly next week's) called "I am Kenny", which according to Wikipedia is about:

After Dr. Mephesto accidentally unleashes a plague on South Park that turns people into zombie vampires, Kenny (ironicly) is the last person uninfected and tries to cope with being the last man on Earth.

Haha, an "I am Legend" parody. Starts to make me wish I'd gone to see the film now. Still, it should be awesome. It's been a while since they've done a Kenny-centric episode.

BUT KENNY"S DEAD :dead:

But he always comes back!(!)

[InaRut]

Large Doses Of Money!

>_<

[Face Smasher]

I don't trust Wikipedia.

Anybody see the AIDS episode? Awesome stuff

[pirateninja]

I don't trust Wikipedia.



Okay, I'm never trusting Wikipedia again.


*ahem*

According to Southparkstudios.com the next episode is "Britney's new look".

When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.



However I am still keeping my fingers crossed for "I am Kenny" in the future. It sounds like such a damn good idea. :D

[Myzou]

Am I the only one that sees a Danny Noriego Parody coming in the future? >.>

[pirateninja]

^ That would be quite cool. Was it a big deal in America? We heard little of it here in England.

[Myzou]

^ That would be quite cool. Was it a big deal in America? We heard little of it here in England.

He was the only idol contestant that was CLEARLY gay, and was open about it, which most people believe is why he was voted off. The Ex male stripper was allowed to stay, when past male/female strippers were forced to leave, which caused some controversy.

[pirateninja]

Hmmmm.... if it was a big deal, usually South Park do something or other about it.

[pirateninja]

STAN AND KYLE HAVE TO GET BRITNEY SPEARS TO THE NORTH POLE
IN AN ALL NEW “SOUTH PARK” ON
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL®

NEW YORK, March 17, 2008 – When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity in an all-new episode of “South Park,” entitled, “’Britney’s New Look,” premiering on Wednesday, March 19 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

Britney Spears is trying to get away from it all in the mountains near South Park, Colorado when the boys have a run-in with her. Stan and Kyle get caught up in Britney’s celebrity and the never-ending feeding frenzy that follows her wherever she goes.

This sounds funny :D

[pirateninja]

Okay, SPstudios finally have a promo picture and video for all those interested:

http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/news/3392a.jpghttp://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/news/3393a.jpghttp://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/news/3394a.jpg

Video: http://www.southparkstudios.com/downloads/preview/?id=7640

[pirateninja]

Am I the only one who even ATTEMPTS to post on this thread?

Still, you gotta give me points for keeping everybody informed (even if it is only me who is interested :D)

Ooookay....

http://www.southparkstudios.com/ has had a full makeover! It now has a brand new look, veeeery sophisticated. And the best part of it is (as Matt and Trey had once specified) you can now watch every episode on it! Hooray for high quality episodes on the internet!

Oh yes... and right now it is.... 8 hours and 5 minutes to the new episode. :thumbsup:

[Davo]

I'll post for you pirateninja, I don't tend to post on this thread as I'm a bit behind. I don't have sky in the UK, so until I found episodes online I was about 6 years behind. I'm now half way through series 11. I read this thread carefully now as I'd rather not know anything about future south park episodes before I see them.

[pirateninja]

Ah ok.....

Sorry, I can get very caught up in the upcoming hype :D

[panda]

Holly/Pirateninja, I always look forward to your SP posts but my memory is so shot from all the Shock treatments I got in the Hippy 60's so I can't match your recall of the shows. Hell I can't remember what I saw Last night.

[InaRut]

Holly/Pirateninja, I always look forward to your SP posts but my memory is so shot from all the Shock treatments I got in the Hippy 60's so I can't match your recall of the shows. Hell I can't remember what I saw Last night.

You saw something dentrimental to saving the world.
To bad you can't remember it.

...
Maybe you left yourself little Mementos all over the place like that movie....

:D
*Starts to film Panda's life*

Anyways....I am Kenny better be real. I told all my friends about it and he said he'd beat me up if it was a lie. LOL

[pirateninja]

Beleive me... I feel like killing Wikipedia for lying. "I am Kenny" sounded so goddamn awesome, seriously. I am hoping it'll just be a later one.

[Thatsit]

I keep missing the new episodes haha
since daylight savings my dvd clock is an hour late so I think its gonna come on, but it was an hour ago :( oh well, ill find a way to watch it tonight...

[pirateninja]

Okay, seen it.

If you haven't, don't read this and it is online here: http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1202/Britneys-New-Look.html

Personally, I didn't like it that much. Last week's was very good. This one was a "meh". I had a few laughs, mostly at Kyle running around with a wig and hat on, and the constant remarks that Britney is "fat" or "totally lip-synching". But the best parts are definitely Butters being labelled as "a psychotic squirrel who thinks he's a human" and the ending where Stan and Kyle join in the chanting with PRICELESS looks on their faces.

However it was disappointing for a few reasons:
1. Serious lack of Cartman, he definitely would have made this episode better.
2. Lack of Kenny - He's spent half the seasons saying "he wants to stick his dick up Britney's butt", now was the best chance, where was he? I know I and many others would have found that hilarious.
3. Come on guys! How many things could you have done that you missed out? The preggers sister, the husband, Chris Crocker, there were so many things you could have touched on that you completely ignored.

5.5/10 - A few laughs, overall I'm not rushing to watch it again, unlike last weeks. You'd better do "I am Kenny" now to make up for this.

[Thatsit]

Personally, I didn't like it that much. Last week's was very good. This one was a "meh". I had a few laughs, mostly at Kyle running around with a wig and hat on, and the constant remarks that Britney is "fat" or "totally lip-synching".

Yeah, I totally agree, I was pretty disappointed, but what ev at least I got to watch it
Its wayy too late for me right now:sleep:

[panda]

[QUOTE=pirateninja;


However it was disappointing for a few reasons:
1. Serious lack of Cartman, he definitely would have made this episode better.


Cartman is holding out for more money/episode.Also wants 5 LARGE PIZZAS per day in his dressing room.

[InaRut]

:( I can't watch it. It won't work for me :(

[pirateninja]

I think it's up on Southparkstudios.com now. The guys put up full episodes, but they won't work in GB. They may for Canada though.

[InaRut]

Hannah Montana is next guys.
LETS GO!

[pirateninja]

"RECTUS! DOMINUS!"

Nice lookin' corn!

It was ironic, my sister loves Hannah Montana, and I was laughing my ass of when they said they wanted to kill her :D

[pirateninja]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/yardotheultimate/killmiley.jpg

:D I couldn't resist

[pirateninja]

O hai. K, Ai has cheezburger I've got news!

Right. 1203 will be called *giggle* Major Boobage

AND IT'S KENNY-CENTRIC! *cheers and opens wine*

I don't know if it was this episode that inspired the "I am Kenny" rumours on Wikipedia, but it looks awesome. :D

http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/news/3402a.jpg

Okay....
This Week on South Park: Major Boobage
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high and under set.


Preveiw video! http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/164804/

[waitingsucks]

yay for Sexual Harrasment Pa-aaanda!!!

[pirateninja]

Okay I have MOAR news, thanks to Comedy Central's press release:

SOUTH PARK PAYS HOMAGE TO THE 1981 FILM, "HEAVY METAL"
IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 26 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL


NEW YORK, March 24, 2008 -- The boys are worried when Kenny starts experimenting with the newest way to get high in an all-new episode of "South Park," entitled, "Major Boobage," premiering on Wednesday, March 26 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL.

Kenny is skipping school and the other boys are sure it's because he's hooked on the latest drug craze that's popular with the junior high and under crowd. Meanwhile, Kyle's parents become concerned that their son is getting high when they find contraband in his room. To illustrate just how high you can go, "South Park" pays homage to the 1981 movie, "Heavy Metal."

[Rizpaz]

I am personally a die-hard South Park fan. I have seen every single episode at least once. I'm super serial.

"southparkzone.com" has all the episodes and the movie up for viewing AND download! And it's LEGAL!!!!!

Kickass!

[Rizpaz]

I've seen all seasons 1-11 :p

Me too.

Curious question. Do you prefer the earlier seasons with more scatological humour? Or the later seasons with more satire to modern life?

I personally adore both, because you can see it develop as it goes along. The earlier seasons have their charm, and the later seasons just blow you away.

My favourite seasons are still (and probably always will be) seasons 4, 5 and 6. Genius :D

I love all of it, but the middle seasons are the best (for me) because that's where all the political and social humor is. My social libertarian side is cheering the whole time, but some of the themes make my knee-jerk-liberal-bordering-on-socialist side protest.

[Beebo]

I am just getting into south park now... I have always loved it... But now I watch it everyday!!! ITS SOOOO GOOD.

anyways, my favorite episode so far is the one where cartman tries to sell the fetus' he finds!! HAHAH.

[pirateninja]

I am just getting into south park now... I have always loved it... But now I watch it everyday!!! ITS SOOOO GOOD.

anyways, my favorite episode so far is the one where cartman tries to sell the fetus' he finds!! HAHAH.

Kenny Dies, season 5. I love that episode. :D

"You're breaking my balls!"

[Face Smasher]

New episode in 10 minutes....

[pirateninja]

Okay, I saw it like 10 hours ago, but due to a lack of computer, I was unable to give my reveiw.

But OH MY GOD, it was funny.

Seriously, I looked up some Heavy Metal clips on Youtube before hand, and comparing the movie to a drug trip was pure genius. Trust Kenny's tripping to be filled with constant boobs. :D

I was hoping South Park would choose a "stupid" drug for the kids to be hooked on, rather than the "serious" or "cliche" drugs we hear about everyday. The idea of tripping out on concentrated cat piss just fits so well into the weird world of South Park, and gives humour that stuff like coke or heroin just wouldn't.

One thing I loved was the complete irony of Cartman hoarding cats in his attic. I watched it with my sister and I was laughing the whole time. She asked "What's so funny?" and I basically said exactly what Kyle said "don't you see any parallel with any event in history?". However, what did annoy me was that they didn't show Cartman's anti-semitism. Mainly because it would have made the irony so much more noticable and funny, but because people who didn't know about the rivalry between them just wouldn't get it. Even so, it was still funny.

And I have to mention this, just because it was the best part of the whole episode, but the "fight to the death" between Gerald and Kenny was hilarity defined. I don't know why, but boob-related weapons and brawling in the sandpit just made me literally roll on the floor laughing my ass off.

Overall, a great episode, I am definitely going to watch it again, and it made up for the travesty that was Britney's New Look. 8/10 :thumbsup:

[pirateninja]

OK, new ep information:

CANADA ON STRIKE
http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/news/3412a.jpg

Episode 1204 Announcement
This Week on South Park: "Canada on Strike"
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.





It sounds good, but it has to be awesome to measure up to last weeks episode. :D

[panda]

We must be on a different time continuum here in Toronto.On Saturday night on the Comedy Channel they had New Episode "Uncensored" of Cartman with HIV.

[pirateninja]

That was the first season 12 episode "Tonsil Trouble". Episode 1201.

You can watch it here: http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1201/Tonsil-Trouble.html

But it should be up on southparkstudios before too long. Or you can watch it on the comedy channel.

[pirateninja]

Ok, more news, and a preview clip.

And I have to say I am REALLY looking forward to this now. I was excited about a Kenny-centric episode and I am also very excited about another Canadian episode. I love Terrance and Phillip (as some people may have guessed) and the prospect of a Canadian based episode is just awesome. Part of me is trying to keep my enthusiasm down because Major Boobage was just so brilliant that his can't live up to it, but yes... MOAR TERRANCE AND PHILLIP!

Okay heres the scoop from Southparkstudios.com

http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1204/1204_canadians.jpg
http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1204/1204_4boys.jpg
http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1204/1204_ike_in_front_of_house.jpg

CANADA TAKES A STAND
IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

NEW YORK, March 31, 2008 – Canadians want more money and decide to stage a strike in an all-new episode of "South Park," entitled, "Canada On Strike!," premiering on Wednesday, April 2 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL.

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. Meanwhile, people from Denmark flock to the U.S. and cross the picket lines to take the place of the striking Canadians. In conflict over whether or not to stand with their countrymen, Terrance and Phillip uncover the truth behind the outrageous cost of the strike.


PREVEIW CLIP: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/165185

[InaRut]

"Oh we're supporting unions!"

LOL

[pirateninja]

Phil, if you don't have "Honk if you support Canada" as your desktop background, I will be very disappointed. :D

[InaRut]

But my desktop is Jak and Jeff :(

...coloured by someone who is awesome and named sexiican :D

[pirateninja]

Fair enough.



I'm bored. "Let's hunt for treashuh!"

[kramer362]

anyone watch this weeks? hilarious imho with all the youtube phenomenons fighting

[pirateninja]

Okay, seen it :D

You can veiw it here: http://www.4spark.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=356&Itemid=41

Oh hell, Kramer, you are so right. All the Youtbe Personalities killing each other was just... well I laughed like laughing thing who is laughing at something that deserves to be laughed at. Numa numa guy, Star Wars Kid and... OMG Chris Crocker! "LEAVE CHOCOLATE RAIN GUY AONE! LEAVE SNEEZING PANDA ALONE!" They missed out using him in the Britney episode, but putting him in this was good.

And Butters singing "What what in the Butt?" by Samwell? Whoever dreamt that up deserves a raise. :roflmao:

Best lines:

Stan: "We can just watch american comedy"
*Family Guy comes on TV*
Cartman: "No! We are not resorting to that!"

I also really like the whole "Denmark is the European Canada". :roflmao:

Overall, pretty good. Very funny, many laughs in many places. But it just didn't live up to Major Boobage. 7/10.

[sexyalex]

lmao "I am not ur friend buddy!"
"i am not ur buddy guy!"
"I am not ur guy friend!"
:lol:
seriously, when i saw the internet collestion fee part i was like "where is chris crocker? how could there not be chris crocker?!" and then a few seconds after...."NO, LEAVE THE PANDA ALONE! i'm serious!" :lol:

[sweetthing16]

that episode was freaking hilarious!! i loved it! i love south park. its great. id watch it all day if i had the chance!:icon_bigg

[Face Smasher]

"Classic episodxe.

"Ah'm not your fwend buddeh!"
"Ah'm not your buddeh guy!"
"Ah'm not your guy fwend!"

[pirateninja]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/165193/

^ "What what, in the butt" as performed by Butters.

O.M.G. I can't remember laughing so hard in my life. :D

[panda]

The Comedy Network.ca is running an ad for South Park Uncensored in the Toronto Transit Commission's train and buses. It features Butters in what appears to harness about to be anally probed by a giant red dildo.The TTC commissioners are meeting to decide whether to pull the add because of six complaints from passengers.:tears:

[kramer362]

haha i love how when the anchorman said the name of butters' vid he said "what what in my asshole" instead of butt. stupid gratuitous stuff like that cracks me up

[InaRut]

GREATEST SOUTHPARK EVER
OMG this is better then the AIDS episode.
Canada owns!

"I'm not your friend, guy!"


"I said what what in my butt"

I offically hate demarkians!

[Brett]

LOL
"I'm not your guy, buddy!"

I loved the YouTube character fight!!! XD

[InaRut]

Sorry guys I'm not going to be posting on emptyclosets anymore I'm on strike.

[Thatsit]

Sorry guys I'm not going to be posting on emptyclosets anymore I'm on strike.

Whatt? why? :/

[Thatsit]

Haha I thought this episode was pretty funny
I think its crazy they put Chris Crocker in it haha

I also hate that chocolate rain guy btw :dry: and im glad that happened to him hah im evil :icon_twis

[pirateninja]

The Comedy Network.ca is running an ad for South Park Uncensored in the Toronto Transit Commission's train and buses. It features Butters in what appears to harness about to be anally probed by a giant red dildo.The TTC commissioners are meeting to decide whether to pull the add because of six complaints from passengers.:tears:

Death of Eric Cartman, Season 9.

THEY CAN'T CENSOR OUT THAT! THAT'S PART OF THE WHOLE JOKE!

It's not meant to be a dildo, it's meant to be some kind of psychological anal probe.

"Don't worry, whatever's traumatising your son, we'll get to the bottom of it"

[InaRut]

Sorry guys I'm not going to be posting on emptyclosets anymore I'm on strike.

Whatt? why? :/


Because this is ABOOT respect ..

[pirateninja]

Sorry guys I'm not going to be posting on emptyclosets anymore I'm on strike.

Whatt? why? :/


Because this is ABOOT respect ..

It's aboot digniteh, buddy.

[InaRut]

We want more money. From the internet.

[pirateninja]

1 2 3 4... Canada deserves more... money.

[Beebo]

HAHAHA, I just watched the episode Cartman Sucks! It was hilarious.

[Ty]

Holly, the whole 'Im not your friend buddy' has become a meme on /b/:p

[pirateninja]

Holly, the whole 'Im not your friend buddy' has become a meme on /b/:p


Surely that's a good thing :D

And we can put our hands on our hearts and say "We liked South Park before it became a meme"

:D

[Ty]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n282/tysteele2/B%20album/Picture2.png

Theres been tons of these sort of threads today :p Well done holly! South park is meme famous!

[pirateninja]

HOORAY!

And don't say well done to me, that honour goes to Matt and Trey. :thumbsup:

I still havent seen a flame vid from Chris Crocker yet though. Keep an eye out for me. :D

[panda]

The Comedy Network.ca is running an ad for South Park Uncensored in the Toronto Transit Commission's train and buses. It features Butters in what appears to harness about to be anally probed by a giant red dildo.The TTC commissioners are meeting to decide whether to pull the add because of six complaints from passengers.:tears:

Death of Eric Cartman, Season 9.

THEY CAN'T CENSOR OUT THAT! THAT'S PART OF THE WHOLE JOKE!

It's not meant to be a dildo, it's meant to be some kind of psychological anal probe.

"Don't worry, whatever's traumatising your son, we'll get to the bottom of it"

The actual quote in the paper was "....one of the show's characters awaiting a giant red probe that's about to be shoved up his backside.."

[pirateninja]

I don't see why it would offend. You don't see them actually probe his ass.

Although... if kids are riding said trains and buses...

"Mommy, mommy! What's that red thing gonna do to that kid?"

:roflmao:

I still don't see why it's so bad. You see much much worse.

[waitingsucks]

Damn Aussie TV, we haven't even finished season 11 over here yet. lol

[Thatsit]

Sorry guys I'm not going to be posting on emptyclosets anymore I'm on strike.

Whatt? why? :/


Because this is ABOOT respect ..

Haha I totally missed that reference . yeah i'm quick. well I was up pretty late but what ev

[pirateninja]

All the episodes can be found on this website:

www.southparkzone.com

If your country hasn't got to the newer ones yet. Us in England have just had "Le Petit Tourette"

[waitingsucks]

^thanks
I actually watch them online, but in my opinion TV shows and movies are more enjoyable on TV anyway.

don't mind me complaining about it. lol

[InaRut]

Stupid B turning everything into a stupid MEME.
I am not 4chan's friend, Guy

[Ty]

Stupid B turning everything into a stupid MEME.
I am not 4chan's friend, Guy

Don't call me guy, buddy!

[pirateninja]

He's not your buddy, friend!

[panda]

I finally saw the Brittany episode and thought it was needlessly cruel.Over the top.

I love South Park but felt this was too much.

[pirateninja]

I didn't like the Britney one either. Still, you have to see "Major Boobage", the episode after it. It more than makes up for the travesty that was "Britney's new look".

Kenny: "You should have seen the titties."
Stan: "What titties?"
Kenny: "The titties... on this girl, they were incredible!"
Kyle: "Dude, I don't think we should be messing with this crap anymore."
Kenny: "I almost........ touched them."

:roflmao:

[pirateninja]

OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY GUISE NEWS TIME!

I think they're trying to get season 12 to have every "naughty" body part into a name somehow. First "Major Boobage" and now...

1205 - "Eek, A Penis!"

No joke. *stifled giggles*

Episode 1205 Announcement
This Week on South Park: "Eek, A Penis!"
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was
always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

[InaRut]

Mr. Garrison who was a gay man turned himself into a gay woman who is now transgendered F/M? OMG lol

Cartman in charge of the classroom (oh no)

[pirateninja]

Haha, okay, so Mr Garrison became Mrs Garrison, who is trying to become Mr Garrison again.

Well, his balls exploded so I don't know if he's going to just dress like a man or attempt to get completely new FTM surgery, just like a woman getting it.

Still, should be funny.

And Cartman in charge is always good. He hasn't had a completely free run since "Tonsil Trouble". And I am a fan of any Cartman v Kyle animosity, so please let there be some.

"Fatass"
"Jew"
:D

[pirateninja]

http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/news/3423a.jpg
Episode 1205 Press Release
From today's Comedy Central Press Release:


ERIC CARTMAN IS THE NEW SUBSTITUTE TEACHER
IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 9 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL


Cartman has a gift for reaching the most difficult kids in the school system in an all-new episode of "South Park," entitled "Eek! A Penis!," premiering on Wednesday, April 9 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL.

While their regular teacher, Ms. Garrison, is busy looking for a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge. Soon after Cartman takes over, the kids' test scores are on the rise. Cartman decides to make a difference by working with some inner-city kids whom no other teacher has been able to reach.


PREVEIW CLIP: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/

[InaRut]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqkN8XsYtJI&feature=related

This is for you Holly hahaha

[pirateninja]

^ OH. MY. GOD. :D:D:D:D

Ok, "Eek, a penis!" reveiw. Sorry for the lateness.

First of all, the Thomas Beattie reference at the beginning was just hilarious. "This woman became a man, then she got pregnant so she's not really a man." I love Garrison :D He/she always has a tendency to blow things out of proportion and the "It's okay for you, Mackey, you have a penis!" :D

Plus the idea of a penis running around South Park is another of the crazy things that could only happen there. "A penis! Where! Eeek!" :roflmao:

And Cartman as Eric Cartmanez, I could totally imagine him doing that. The whole accent and the running joke of "How do I reech theese keeds?" :D Trust them to only get anywhere by cheating.

One thing I don't like is the fact that Garrison seems to have reverted back to a straight homophobic male. He was funniest when he was the "demented raving queer" (see "Death camp of Tolerance", Season 6) And I don't see how they are going to make him funny as the straight guy again. Admittedly he was in denial before Season 4 but it was funny because everyone knew he was in denial. I just don't see how they can carry this on.

Overall 6.5 out of 10. Funny, yes. But I am just not convinced that Garrison can be as funny as he was before.

[InaRut]

Lol he's still gay though. He's just a man.

Isn't this episode kinda offensive to trans gendered people though?

[waitingsucks]

^^^^ Technically all south park eps are offensive to someone. I used to think that it was really really offensive but then I realised otherwise.

This review of south park sums it up pretty well (This review is actually from a christian fundamentalist site, but this is probably the only good review from the website)
This review comes from here: http://christiananswers.net/spotlight/tv/tv-comments-sz.html(warning the website itself is very homophobic)
If people would open their eyes and ears they would see that South Park is a social satire of America. It seems to lack morals, but in fact it mocks those without morals. South Park teaches morality... The show tries to make you feel uncomfortable, so you will challenge your perspectives and maybe, just maybe get a little enlightenment.

But anyway the last ep was so funny Mr Cartmenez "How do I reach dese kidzz?" lol

[pirateninja]

^ Tis true that. Matt and Trey have always said "Just because you make fun of something, doesn't mean you don't care about it."

Anyway! 1206 is nearly upon us!

Episode 1206 Announcement
This Week on South Park: Over Logging

One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.

This all-new episode premieres both on Comedy Central and online at southparkstudios.com on Wednesday night!


Preveiw Pics:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/crap/downloads/preview/7699/
http://www.southparkstudios.com/crap/downloads/preview/7700/
http://www.southparkstudios.com/crap/downloads/preview/7701/

Preveiw clip:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/

[waitingsucks]

Lol he's still gay though. He's just a man.

Isn't this episode kinda offensive to trans gendered people though?

But yeah what I said was kinda vague.

I think that the ep wasn't making fun of transgendered people, more people who abuse sex change operations for their own personal gain, not because they're transgendered. Like in this ep it showed how Mr Garrison completely regretted the operation because he got it for the wrong reasons and without thinking about it properly. Also Mr Garrison saying things like "You're not a woman unless you can have babies" Is just showing how ignorant some people are when they think that transgendered people aren't male or vice versa.

South Park looks like a horribly rude and offensive show at first but there is meaning behind most of what they say... most. lol

[pirateninja]

South Park kind of defines irony. By putting people with stupid opinions in the show, you laugh at them and ridicule them, and maybe even rethink your own opinion. It really makes you think.

And my mom STILL says it's just a load of fart jokes. Silly woman.

MOAR INFO!


http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/news/3434a.jpg

IT’S A WORLD WITHOUT THE INTERNET
ON AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

NEW YORK, April 14, 2008 – The citizens of South Park wake up one morning and find the internet is gone, in an all-new episode of "South Park," entitled "Over Logging," premiering on Wednesday, April 16 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL.

No one in South Park has internet access and there’s no telling when, or even if, it will come back. Desperation sets in as the fear of the unknown spreads rapidly across the country. When Randy hears there still may be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west in search of a signal.

[sparkyboyM]

yep, Garrison's a guy EVERYONE can look down on...from being a gay guy to a straight woman to a lesbian? and still a total arsehole with pervers sexual tendencies? wierd.
Cartman's the funniest in my opinion, a little evil twisted criminal mastermind, in the body of a small fat kid :)

btw, anyone seen the episode with the youtube stars? freakin' hilarious...

[pirateninja]

btw, anyone seen the episode with the youtube stars? freakin' hilarious...

Ironically, plenty of people are watching it on Youtube.... :D

"LEAVE CHOCOLATE RAIN GUY ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE, I'M SERIOUS!"

[Myzou]

"LEAVE THE PANDA ALONE!" *Gets mauled*

[pirateninja]

*sings Chocolate Rain*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

[Ty]

Holly, is the episode on the series of tubes yet?

[pirateninja]

Holly, is the episode on the series of tubes yet?

Tubes?

I feel kinda stupid, do you mean Youtube or actual tubes?

*attempts to look like she's actually answering the question by posting a video of the Youtube fight with original Youtube videos in it. Hilarity!*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwnlRATD3Jk

[Ty]

Holly, is the episode on the series of tubes yet?

Tubes?

I feel kinda stupid, do you mean Youtube or actual tubes?

*attempts to look like she's actually answering the question by posting a video of the Youtube fight with original Youtube videos in it. Hilarity!*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwnlRATD3Jk

Series of tubes = the internet :p

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs

[pirateninja]

*feels stupid now*

Yes it is...

Wait.. do you mean "Canada on Strike" or "Eek, a Penis!"?

Canada on Strike: http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1204/Canada-on-Strike.html

Eek, a Penis!: http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1205/Eek-a-Penis!.html

If you're talking about "Over Logging" that is on tonight at 10PM for the Americans, and seeing as us English Peeps don't have Comedy Central, it airs 5AM in our time tomorrow morning and is usually up on the net somewhere by 6AM.

Yes... I have at times been getting up early in the morning to watch new South Park :D

[Ty]

*feels stupid now*

Yes it is...

Wait.. do you mean "Canada on Strike" or "Eek, a Penis!"?

Canada on Strike: http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1204/Canada-on-Strike.html

Eek, a Penis!: http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1205/Eek-a-Penis!.html

If you're talking about "Over Logging" that is on tonight at 10PM for the Americans, and seeing as us English Peeps don't have Comedy Central, it airs 5AM in our time tomorrow morning and is usually up on the net somewhere by 6AM.

Yes... I have at times been getting up early in the morning to watch new South Park :D


I meant over logged :p im looking forward to seeing it.

[panda]

I think we're next in line now.:roflmao: :roflmao:

[sparkyboyM]

...cartman's the best, after they've just stood there seeing a guy's head explode, a gopher having it's head blown off, a panda killing chris crocker, tron guy fighting numa numa, and yet he's still thinking of personal gain...you gotta admire i guy like that :roflmao:

[Face Smasher]

Over Logging was a little bit lacking, in my opinion, but it did have some funny parts.

[Ty]

Just watched Overlogging... ROFL

the japanese porn bit made me laugh XD

Daisuke!.... [BLURGHHHH]..... Watashiwa!.....[BLURGHHHH] XD

[pirateninja]

I have watched the first half, it wouldn't load quick enough this morning and I had to go to school.

I did like what I saw though and I will post my reveiw when I've seen it all. :D

[pirateninja]

Seen it :D

Can be watched here: http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1206/Over-Logging.html

First of all, I was just laughing at the whole town going crazy over the internet; it was heavily ironic to me, as only last week I got grounded until now and wasn't allowed on the internet at home, and the internet at school blocks plenty of sites that I veiw. ;) So yes, that for me was just heavily coincidental and made it even more funny.

Okay, actual episode. Usually I don't like episodes that don't have Cartman as a mainish character in the plot, but Randy was brilliant. The whole porn thing was just stupendously hilarious (Brazilian fart fetish :roflmao:) and them walking in on him.... "It was a ghost! Ectoplasm!" :D

Although one thing that just made me go off into a fit of laughter was Kyle just walking up to "the internet" and just unplugging it and plugging it back in. I don't know why I found it so funny, but that is the thing I do for everything when it doesn't work while my family read the manuals and try and push buttons and do fancy stuff etc which is what the other people try and do to get it working. Again it was just something I could relate to me and just found funny.

But Randy in the Steven Seagal getup :roflmao: it was like the Spitzer reference in Major Boobage. :D I just love it. Not much more to say on that.

Personally, an 8/10. Mostly due to my own internet coincidence which just made the whole thing so much funnier for me. :D

[waitingsucks]

Yeah lol "Ummm It was a ghost! Ectoplasm!"

It's so true everytime the internet stops working everyone panics and thinks "How am I gonna watch porn now?"

I also lovveeeeeedd all the references!

[Ty]

Uhrmmm guyss a spookie ghost came! a spookie spookie ghost XD

[Face Smasher]

Actually after re-watching it... This episode is über-funny.

[Myzou]

Just watched it lol, the only part that was funny for me was the beginning and then the whole part with his dad... "It was a ghost!" >.>

[Beebo]

The whole episode was pretty decent, a little predictable though.

BUT!!! Randy's speech at the end! I thought the speech was easily the best part of the episode.

When he yelled, and slammed his fist, and the camera zoomed out a little, WOW!!! When he was speaking so emotionally, and people in the crowd were all nodding, even though he was talking about internet porn =-O. LOL!

I must have replayed that fist pound part 10 times.

I'd agree with pyrate ninja, 8/10, only because the rest of the episode wasnt super awesome, but the speech at the end gave it major kudos.


OH! and I forgot to mention!! The internet dating! LMFAO! at some points it got repetitive, but when they met! LMAO!

[InaRut]

For one this is relevant because if you guys have been paying attension to time and other smarty magazines the interent actually is "Over logged" right now and there just isn't enough space for all the spam and shit that covers the internet. Specially the the introduction of high def video they are considering having to shut down the internet for a while in a couple more years if these patterns continue.

And did anyone like the "Simulator" by far the best part. ...Well and the sound effects when Randy gets the internet porn back.

What movie are they suppose to be making fun of. All I got was the Close Encounters reference.

Should of done it like, "The day the earth stood still." >_>

It could work...