Do Germans have above-average tools?

[wantout16]

I have a German friend at school, and it got me wondering about this.

[ohioboy]

we'll my bf going to kill me for saying
this but I'm half German and Above average

[Jerr]

I got a friend who is half German and he is average/close to above average and pretty thick.

[Negasta]

I'm 1/8 German and I'm slightly above average.

But there are some pretty big German tools...

...just look at Adolf Hitler, now thats a big tool!

[Micah]

To clarify, is the word Tool supposed to be Penis? Because if not I'm really confused.

[Chibi Mertuary]

... Wouldn't know. :)

[InaRut]

http://www.robotmonkeylab.com/Monkeyshop/BigWrench/TN_Props%20-%20Bigass%20wrench.JPG

I guess they do...

[TyraBanksIsFierce]

http://www.robotmonkeylab.com/Monkeyshop/BigWrench/TN_Props%20-%20Bigass%20wrench.JPG

I guess they do...

oh bby thats a big tool:icon_redf

[waitingsucks]

Tools can be penises in this case.

Anyway I'm 1/42 German and Idk. lol

[shaun]

I'm 1/4 german, average tool

[panda]

I'm Scottish and have a large tool.:starwars: hehe

[Wolfbane]

I'm 1/3 German...and I hate to brag...but lets just say I'll never be called a shorty.

Then again the other thirds are Irish and Czech...so maybe they help too...but I heard Germans have nice tools...havent dated a German though. I've dated Italians though...and my oh my...they have some NICE tools.

[Stewie_r]

Now I understand why one of my friends once told me that if go to Europe, I ought to have an affair with a German.

[Wolfbane]

oooh yeah....german boys have a funny accent and very good in bed. Not to mention the body hair isnt too much and isnt too little.

[Thatsit]

I'm mostly German, :cool: oh yeah, hehe Id say i'm average, possibly bigger, then again, im not totally sure what average is, but I'm sure i'm not below

[Muzzy]

Im 1/4 german and I would say I'm average, though I'm not really sure what average is.

[Wolfbane]

american average is 6"

[aTadInsane]

1/3 german, 7.7 inches. It's odd, cause I'm a bottom and I'm often more well endowed than those topping me. It makes it weird because most are intimidated by it:roflmao: .

[Ty]

The way the word tool is being used makes me laugh so much :p

I never really thought there was any correlation between ethnicity and penis size tbh ~

[Ty]

http://www.robotmonkeylab.com/Monkeyshop/BigWrench/TN_Props%20-%20Bigass%20wrench.JPG

I guess they do...

i want me some of that :icon_redf

[Ty]

Well, my roots are black (trinidad and tobago, but i assume originally from some african country (my dad is half cast or whatever the politically correct term is ) ) urmm my mums mostly pure english but her mum was irish and my dad's mum is pure british.

Im 'above' the american average for penis size. Never considered any of my background would contribute to penis size. I just assumed it was like getting a lottery ticket, or the 'box of chocolates' scenario.

[Jeimuzu]

Weight comes into it, too, Ty. They say if you lose weight, your cock actually gets bigger - which is yet another reason I'm going to the gym a lot, haha! I'm not small, particularly, but it's nothing outrageously big.

I know a guy who is American but was born in Germany, and well... frankly, it's bigger than the rest of him ;)

[Ty]

Weight comes into it, too, Ty. They say if you lose weight, your cock actually gets bigger - which is yet another reason I'm going to the gym a lot, haha! I'm not small, particularly, but it's nothing outrageously big.

I know a guy who is American but was born in Germany, and well... frankly, it's bigger than the rest of him ;)

It wouldn't make your penis bigger, just make it look bigger in comparison to the rest of your body.

[Wolfbane]

No crazythang....its rumored that for every 30 lbs you lose, you gain another .5" or 1" or something like taht to your phallic length...but again, heredity controls that too...cause theres no way someone waying 100lbs is going to have a massive dick compared to a 180 lbs average weight manly man...

[Ty]

No crazythang....its rumored that for every 30 lbs you lose, you gain another .5" or 1" or something like taht to your phallic length...but again, heredity controls that too...cause theres no way someone waying 100lbs is going to have a massive dick compared to a 180 lbs average weight manly man...

Key word there :p

And if this were true, then most men would be anorexic.

[Wolfbane]

hahaha...i'm sure theres a pivot point there though...different for every person..where when losing weight you lose length instead of gaining it....but who knows. I just know that Germans are pretty big...and Italians are bigger. And I think that viagra and other male supplements are just wrong, people should be happy w/ what they have....and if theirn ot happy, then make up for it in other things...supllement length for foreplay or something.

[Ty]

hahaha...i'm sure theres a pivot point there though...different for every person..where when losing weight you lose length instead of gaining it....but who knows. I just know that Germans are pretty big...and Italians are bigger. And I think that viagra and other male supplements are just wrong, people should be happy w/ what they have....and if theirn ot happy, then make up for it in other things...supllement length for foreplay or something.

Can't really make that statement till you measure EVERY SINGLE Italian penis and every single Germanic penis and make a graph and compare. Just because you've seen one or two of each and they were big doesn't mean the whole German or Italian people all have above average penis'.

[ethene]

i'm 16 cm, i'm 1/16 Dutch and 1/16 Swede ;)

[justjoshoh]

And I think that viagra and other male supplements are just wrong, people should be happy w/ what they have....and if theirn ot happy, then make up for it in other things...supllement length for foreplay or something.

With all due respect, Viagra, and its cousins Levitra and Cialis, are not used to enhance length. There are used to cure a common medical condition erectile dysfunction. Erectile dysfunction, or ED, is a condition where the man is unable to achieve and maintain an erection. The issue isn't happiness rather ability, and those men prescribed this class of medication just don't have the ability.

[panda]

Can't really make that statement till you measure EVERY SINGLE Italian penis and every single Germanic penis and make a graph and compare. Just because you've seen one or two of each and they were big doesn't mean the whole German or Italian people all have above average penis'.[/QUOTE]

I"ll volunteer. .:eusa_danc

[ohioboy]

Well i found this

Penis Size Around The World
Flacid length/erect length (in inches)

United States 3.4/5.0
Germany - na/5.6
Spain - na/5.3
France 4.7/6.2
Japan 3.1/5.1
Brazil - na/4.8
Italy 3.9/5.9
Venezuela 3.7/5.0
Mexico - na/5.9
Greece - na/4.8
India - na/4.0
Saudi Arabia - na/4.9
Chile - na/5.5
Colombia 3.5 5.4
Korea 2.7 3.7

at this site http://www.littlespeck.com/world/CForeign-penis-060411.htm
Hope this helps

[ethene]

Korea 2.7 3.7


you gotta be kidding :eek:
why is there such a difference between Japan and Korea?

[Ty]

Well i found this

Penis Size Around The World
Flacid length/erect length (in inches)

United States 3.4/5.0
Germany - na/5.6
Spain - na/5.3
France 4.7/6.2
Japan 3.1/5.1
Brazil - na/4.8
Italy 3.9/5.9
Venezuela 3.7/5.0
Mexico - na/5.9
Greece - na/4.8
India - na/4.0
Saudi Arabia - na/4.9
Chile - na/5.5
Colombia 3.5 5.4
Korea 2.7 3.7

at this site http://www.littlespeck.com/world/CForeign-penis-060411.htm
Hope this helps

I would question the validity and reliabillity of this test. No accurate average can be made without testing EVERY male in those countries.

[Latinokid]

Well my family has some Spanish blood ...a lot I'm guessing and i guess also the people that were native to El Salvador...if the avrg, is 5inchers then I'm above. But yeah.. I think the motion of the ocean is what counts.

[Wolfbane]

Hah, I'll volunteer to measure every german/italian guy....couldnt be too bad a job. And to josh, i'm not clear, but is viagra/cialis/levitra prescription only? Another quite common one I found was Enzyte...its a male enhancement that I've seen on television, and if it was on television, then I'm sure people are using it....and if people are using it, then I'm sure they arent too happy w/ smaller than average peckers and would like to make it bigger.

and crazy, technically you can't say that anyone is above/below the average, unless you measure every single male penis in the world....or in a given country. Now I dont know if the surveryors have come to measure your tool yet, but I certainly haven't been measured.....by a surveyor. So its negligent to say whether we are/arent or someone else is/isnt above/below average. For all we know, a large population of males in southern US have small phallic devices....thus lowering average. Also, when you say male, do you mean all age groups, because then infants and elderly would be taken into affect...or are we talking about a certain given age group.

[Brett]

Well i found this

Penis Size Around The World
Flacid length/erect length (in inches)

United States 3.4/5.0
Germany - na/5.6
Spain - na/5.3
France 4.7/6.2
Japan 3.1/5.1
Brazil - na/4.8
Italy 3.9/5.9
Venezuela 3.7/5.0
Mexico - na/5.9
Greece - na/4.8
India - na/4.0
Saudi Arabia - na/4.9
Chile - na/5.5
Colombia 3.5 5.4
Korea 2.7 3.7

at this site http://www.littlespeck.com/world/CForeign-penis-060411.htm
Hope this helps

yeah.......I get the feeling that those results are a little.....wrong...

[Wolfbane]

Well i found this

Penis Size Around The World
Flacid length/erect length (in inches)

United States 3.4/5.0
Germany - na/5.6
Spain - na/5.3
France 4.7/6.2
Japan 3.1/5.1
Brazil - na/4.8
Italy 3.9/5.9
Venezuela 3.7/5.0
Mexico - na/5.9
Greece - na/4.8
India - na/4.0
Saudi Arabia - na/4.9
Chile - na/5.5
Colombia 3.5 5.4
Korea 2.7 3.7

at this site http://www.littlespeck.com/world/CForeign-penis-060411.htm
Hope this helps

yeah.......I get the feeling that those results are a little.....wrong...

yeah...they seem a little...small...

[InaRut]

Yea...
If united states is also CANADA I'm above average.

Although I haven't really felt the need to measure...

[justjoshoh]

And to josh, i'm not clear, but is viagra/cialis/levitra prescription only? Another quite common one I found was Enzyte...its a male enhancement that I've seen on television, and if it was on television, then I'm sure people are using it....and if people are using it, then I'm sure they arent too happy w/ smaller than average peckers and would like to make it bigger.


That is correct, in the United States, those medications are available by prescription only. Enzyte, on the other hand, is considered a natural product and is not regulated by the Food and Drug Administration. In your original post, it seemed that you were implying that the prescription medications and this natural product were similar, in fact they are not. I was just making that clarification.

I wholeheartedly agree, Enzyte is marketed toward and likely purchased by those that feel inadequate about their penis size. I won't get into judging whether the product or its use is morally or ethically wrong. It is a free-market-ish society and responsible adults have the option to decide if natural products like this are right for them. As with any product, there are certain risks and those risks should be considered when choosing the product.

[Wolfbane]

ya know josh...you almsot sound like an infomercial...no offence. "and thsoe risks should be taken into consideration.....but try it now"...lol. jk, but i understand where the misunderstanding came into play, and ty for clarifying me/for me josh. *hugs*

[justjoshoh]

I would question the validity and reliabillity of this test. No accurate average can be made without testing EVERY male in those countries.

Well if there were at least facts about the sample size, demographics, and statistics of the test, I would be more likely to consider it validity. There are lots of datasets that don't include everyone when determining an average, but at least the information is available with most of those to determine the accuracy of that which is reported.

[Wolfbane]

^^^^ eh....ehhhh...i like this guy. Josh raises some nicer points. but also Josh, you have to take into account that if as study was done here in the US, that the US has a multitude of races and ethnicities within it, and vice viersa, so i would think the information would be tainted.

[justjoshoh]

Naturally, as with many societies, the United States has become a melting pot. Just look at this thread, as an example. How many of those responding to it said they were fractionally this ethnicity and fractionally another. A true sample dataset would have to include only those that were 100% Irish or 100% German, etc. Otherwise the genetic disparities plays too great a role in the determination and skews the results. For the average penis size by ethnic group/race/nationality, like the old Tootsie Pop commercial goes, the world may never know.

[justjoshoh]

ya know josh...you almsot sound like an infomercial...no offence. "and thsoe risks should be taken into consideration.....but try it now"...lol. jk, but i understand where the misunderstanding came into play, and ty for clarifying me/for me josh. *hugs*

None taken, as I indicated, it is a free-market so I am not going to tell anyone to take it or not, much like smoking, eating a Big Mac, whatever. Since I work in a pharmacy, I know that there are natural products out there that are riskier than what most people would consider them.

In the United States, the FDA does not oversee the production or claims of these products. They may cause interactions with prescribed medication. As I say in may of my posts about medication, it is important to talk to your doctor or pharmacist before taking any medication. This is as true for over the counter supplements.

[Time]

Are you sure Viagra is prescription only? Can you obtain samples over the counter?

I'm just wondering..because my mom used to be a nurse and she gave free samples of it to my grandfather for him and my grandmother (EWW!) It seemed like kind of a hush-hush thing to me. Was she breaking a law? =/

[justjoshoh]

Viagra is indeed only available by prescription. Doctor do receive free samples of drugs to dispense to their patients at their discretion.

Depending on her license, she may have the authority to prescribe drugs, and dispense samples. It gets tricky, like many laws, because there is a patchwork of regulations from state to state. She may have also been acting as a conduit for a medical doctor prescribing the drug.

As for free samples, there are samples available to doctors by pharmaceutical representatives, in this case someone working for Pfizer. I am not sure of that company's specific rules about dispensing samples, but you might imagine that there is probably a limit to the amount of samples on patient is supposed to receive. After all, Pfizer is in the business to make money. If they don't, they are held responsible by their shareholders.

It is reasonable that your mom was just acting as a conduit between a doctor and a patient when giving the samples to your grandfather. Therefore, it is reasonable to believe that no laws were broken. Perhaps, it was more of a matter of shyness by your grandfather to approach the medical doctor about the subject.

[joeyconnick]

You guys are crazy if you think you can be like, "Well so and so is <fill in ethnicity or nationality> so he's smaller/average/larger." That's just... I dunno, bragging or slamming or whatever. Especially, as Josh points out, because of the increasing "racial impurity" of world populations. And seriously, how are you going to define all those various populations? Who counts as white? Black? French? Canadian? How do you control for all the many variables that may affect someone's penis size?

By the way, you wouldn't need to sample every single guy around in any particular population you did isolate--that's not how statistics work. You sample a subset of the population you want to make statistical statements about and depending how big your total population is vs. the size of your sample, you can make a statement about the likely accuracy of your statements. (i.e. a statement like "plus or minus 5% 19 times out of 20")

[Bromptonrocks]

.....I've dated Italians though...and my oh my...they have some NICE tools.

What can I say? :icon_wink

[Latinokid]

You guys are crazy if you think you can be like, "Well so and so is <fill in ethnicity or nationality> so he's smaller/average/larger." That's just... I dunno, bragging or slamming or whatever. Especially, as Josh points out, because of the increasing "racial impurity" of world populations. And seriously, how are you going to define all those various populations? Who counts as white? Black? French? Canadian? How do you control for all the many variables that may affect someone's penis size?

By the way, you wouldn't need to sample every single guy around in any particular population you did isolate--that's not how statistics work. You sample a subset of the population you want to make statistical statements about and depending how big your total population is vs. the size of your sample, you can make a statement about the likely accuracy of your statements. (i.e. a statement like "plus or minus 5% 19 times out of 20")

Joey I love you and your posts.!(!)

[wantout16]

The way the word tool is being used makes me laugh so much :p


You're right... I can't look at the title without craking up.

[joeyconnick]

You guys are crazy if you think you can be like, "Well so and so is <fill in ethnicity or nationality> so he's smaller/average/larger." That's just... I dunno, bragging or slamming or whatever. Especially, as Josh points out, because of the increasing "racial impurity" of world populations. And seriously, how are you going to define all those various populations? Who counts as white? Black? French? Canadian? How do you control for all the many variables that may affect someone's penis size?

By the way, you wouldn't need to sample every single guy around in any particular population you did isolate--that's not how statistics work. You sample a subset of the population you want to make statistical statements about and depending how big your total population is vs. the size of your sample, you can make a statement about the likely accuracy of your statements. (i.e. a statement like "plus or minus 5% 19 times out of 20")

Joey I love you and your posts.!(!)Thanks...

[Bader]

isnt this thread a bit inappropriate?

[Ilayis]

I'm mostly german, close to 7 but I'm mostly just thick

[Negasta]

I'm mostly german, close to 7 but I'm mostly just thick

Please, do elaborate...

[ppreston9]

Well i am 1/2 serbian and i could say im well endowed at 7.5 and hopefully still growing lol

[Latinokid]

isnt this thread a bit inappropriate?

If you consider everyone saying their "tool" size inappropriate than sure lol. Hopefully it keeps going...

[Brett]

Well i am 1/2 serbian and i could say im well endowed at 7.5 and hopefully still growing lol

Please do go on............*wanders off into fantasy land*..........*begins to drool*

[davo-man]

Well i am 1/2 serbian and i could say im well endowed at 7.5 and hopefully still growing lol

Wow, I'm a mo...I totally read this as "Im a 1/2 lesbian..." and I was amazed that a lesbian (or half of one) could be so well endowed hehe

I'm full Aussie (as in if my heritage went any further back in Australia, I would be Aussie Aboriginal) and my tool is average size. I'm happy with it, and it serves me well hehe

[wherewulfe]

Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt?

[Wolfbane]

^^^what he said!

but no...@ joey....yes i'm fully aware how statistics work...and I'm sure all others do. I was making a ridiculous claim based off of InaRut's (i think it was him) post about counting everyone and other mumble jumble.

@ joey...again.....and yes its true about racial impurity, but I guess we're talking about a theoretically ideal situation in which we had the average length from every nationality in a pure-bred male....in tool size, would germans have above average tools. Although the above average could be referred to as in world average, german average, or american average??? Althgouh with racial impurity....gosh i hate that...sounds so degrading and demeaning.....with racial variation...there we go.....it will be close to impossible to tell if a 'german' has an above average tool because if you go to some guy who lived in germany for his whole life and asked him his tool length...it wouldnt be solely german (you know somewhere in his family tree a german man slept with a jewish woman/other ethnicity woman.....or vice versa).

@ppreston9: I dont think its inappropriate. its certainly a common thought that has gone through millions of minds daily...well not german maybe...but "do (insert adjective) males have big/little/thick/any other adjective tools/penises/cocks/dicks/quills?" Also, by inappropriate you mean that it isnt appropriate on a site for helping homosexuals/bisexuals/transexuals/heterosexuals, which from what i've seen has a majority of men whom think about sex more times a minute than bill gates has dollars. (slight exaggeration for those who take it literally)....

[ppreston9]

no, im gay not 1/2 lesbian lol. im half serbian. 7.3, i just measured lol. soft its like 4.

[panda]

isnt this thread a bit inappropriate?

This inappropriate thread now has 60 posts. Obviously this theory needs further research.

[Ty]

Future reference: Please don't say tool anymore :p I find it hard to take it seriously when you say that cause it makes me laugh haha! just say penis >..<!

[KatoKumi]

Future reference: Please don't say tool anymore :p I find it hard to take it seriously when you say that cause it makes me laugh haha! just say penis >..<!

Sounds good to me.


[I'm not German. In any way. Whatsoever. So sorry].

[Wolfbane]

ppreston...i'm so happy to know the length of your penis. It had dearly changed my life....thank you. Honestly...the length of your penis doesnt have much to do w/ the thread "do german's have above average tools'.....not 'describe your penis in less than a minute.....go!".......but ty

[Wolfbane]

Future reference: Please don't say tool anymore :p I find it hard to take it seriously when you say that cause it makes me laugh haha! just say penis >..<!

Sounds good to me.


[I'm not German. In any way. Whatsoever. So sorry].

I'd never ment for this to be serious thread.

toolio......I was wondering.....if we dont call it tool anymore and dont call it penis.....what COULD we call it? mailbox? sope on a rope? plunger? pecker? anteater? something else

[davo-man]

I vote for the new word for penis to be "Bangwhopper"....or "Dingaling"

[panda]

I vote for the new word for penis to be "Bangwhopper"....or "Dingaling"

That's like so Aussie,not that there's anything wrong with that.

I (!) (!) like the old favourite PECKER

[davo-man]

Yeah, pecker's a good word for it, although I've always wondered what our "peckers" are meant to be pecking?

[wantout16]

Wow; first a string of penis sizes, then a lenghty discusstion on race, nationality, and penis size, and now a list of penis nicknames. All we need now is some pictures (which we can't have) and it will be complete. This has been amazing. All I'd thought would happen from my original question was a list of penis sizes.

[total mo]

ooh, i likee this thread.

[wantout16]

ooh, i likee this thread.

Me too. :thumbsup:

[Latinokid]

How about Dingaling? lol =]....I have a question wouldn't like people from Europe all be one people? Cuz like way way way back they were all the sme and together. So would a Spaniard and a Brit and a German all be the same?

[panda]

Everything (Mankind) started in Africa and branched out from there.

Dingaling was a Chuck Berry song. "My Ding-A-Ling"

[Thatsit]

Wow; first a string of penis sizes, then a lenghty discusstion on race, nationality, and penis size, and now a list of penis nicknames. All we need now is some pictures (which we can't have) and it will be complete. This has been amazing. All I'd thought would happen from my original question was a list of penis sizes.

Haha, someone should start a poll about penis sizes...

[Ty]

How about Dingaling? lol =]....I have a question wouldn't like people from Europe all be one people? Cuz like way way way back they were all the sme and together. So would a Spaniard and a Brit and a German all be the same?

A pure english person (this is proberly impossible, im talking like a few thousand years ago) wouldn't really have much to do with any of the european people. I believe that originally, if you were pure english, you were ginger lol (not to say gingers nowadays are pure english, its just a genetic trait) but yeah, years ago ginger was a very common hair color. Im not sure if people were indigenous to the british isles since the dawn of man... hmmm..

[Latinokid]

Yeh in global we were watching a vid and like neanderthals or some people from that time or i think before were gingers 0.o.....i shud go watch south park

[ppreston9]

ppreston...i'm so happy to know the length of your penis. It had dearly changed my life....thank you. Honestly...the length of your penis doesnt have much to do w/ the thread "do german's have above average tools'.....not 'describe your penis in less than a minute.....go!".......but ty


umm. i didnt notice i wasnt the first one to point out my ethnicity and penis size. about relevance, who cares about ding dong dingaling. and my advice: on your 10th day on a forum, don make yourself the biggest dick, penis whatever you want to call it.
i never provoked u. i didnt know u were a mod to control a thread. so keep to yourself

[Alexander]

hmmm...
this is getting a bit heated :-/

not in a good way.. :x


EDIT: oh and to contribute to the thread - my 100% german friend is 9 in. soo in this case, definitely above average.

[Paul_UK]

hmmm...
this is getting a bit heated :-/

not in a good way.. :x

I agree, so I am closing it.