Urban Dictionary your name?

The leetest mother****** on the planet. he ownz all. better rekanize
"omg, why is ___ so tight and awesome and sexy and handsome and smart and everything i could ask for?" says a hot chick

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A cool,funny,handsome,& caring guy who is also GREAT in bed and has some sexy ass lips.
"Wow that guy last nite gave me the RIDE of my life so you know of course his name is ____"

^ *eyebrow waggle* It is true

 

i don't drink

haha ha

 

Keep hoping, ladies...

 

And

Also

that's true I would love to bang me but ladies will have to wait a long-ass time.


Well...it's not wrong

 

These are the only ones I liked, even though it's only shown as a girl's name:

May as well be the daughter of Chuck Norris.
She always wins in a fight, and could practically throw you 30 meters if she tried.

PERFECTION BEYOND YOU'RE DEFINITION OF PERFECTION

And this one is my favorite:

The new word for God, as in "Jade is so Jade damn hot"

:lol:

 

Haha, stop it! I don't.

Yup, pretty much describes me

I wish haha.

 

:lol: This is so vague.

Uhhh...

ALL THE OTTERS!

 

Mark

the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you're impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you're left with is superet and that's pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!!

On your Mark, Get Set, Go!

:icon_wink

edit: I didn't look at the others....

(quietly skips over definition number two)

"no words to decribe him, other than "a walking god!" he is the reason you live. the sooner you accept that, the better. he may not be interested in you, yet, but wait... i did, and now he's mine... so if theres a mark in your life that you want and find irresistable... chances are he's interested in you, so just wait... your time will come.. i guarantee! good luck, i wish the best to you...."

"Extreme; too intense for words; incredibly intelligent; works hard and plays even harder; loves deeply; very tender and caring; protective of those he loves; athletic and outdoorsy; SEXY; gifted in bed; will always make you laugh"

"A name given to the coolest, funniest, most popular, and most enjoyable Males in the world."

"the sexiest, smartest thing alive. derived from the bible "Mark" is a walking god. It would be an honor to know someone by this name. Should you ask something of him, he will know the perfect answer. It is for this reason that he is a lady pleaser. Also because he has a slong like a black man down to his knees."

I like Urban Dictionary.

 

Birth name:

..I call bs.

Preferred name:

..K. I agree more with that.

..Word.

 

I have a double barreled first name so I looked for the funniest and interesting definitions.

First the J

:roflmao:

Then the P

I like how simple this was in comparison to the first.

Yep, Urban Dictionary never fails to amuse me. :lol:

 

Valerie
An angry little elf, who hides out in the attic, coming out once a year to feed on the hopes of men

guy 1. Dude your house is haunted

guy 2. Oh thats just the Valerie in the attic.

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:


Ohhh and I just found this one too:

valerie
An alright looking woman who is most likely a lesbian.

Guy 1: dude, valerie smith is such a hottie!
Guy 2: dont even try. Everyone knows all valeries are lesbians.

Guy 1: DAMN!!!!!!!

:roflmao:

Hehe yes we are!

 

I found this quite hilarious.

 

Just about the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's smart and funny. He's really curious. He's friendly but shy, and he's accomodating. He's a great person. He's honest. He has his glitches, but you hardly notice them over that irresistable charm. If you find a Nathaniel, you'll be luck to have him.

Awwwww, just about every definition there is like this.

 

Alexander:

Synonymous to "A God Among Men", Alexander is the modern day equivalent to Adonis. Born into perfection, Alexander is often the wittiest, most insightful, and all around most handsome specimen of the human race conceived. Among characteristically being incredibly suave and graceful when in the presence of women, he still observes humbleness while they swoon into his arms. Alexander's exquisitely toned musculature and beautifully deep eyes must be taken into account for this phenomena, which seems to occur wherever an Alexander happens to be. Friends of Alexander should consider themselves lucky, nay, chosen by a higher power to be selected by such a figure of complete perfection. Alexander's jua de vive comes from the fact that he brings happiness and enjoyment to others, and that is all he needs.

Alexander
longer version of Alex mostly used to piss people with the name alex off
Bob : Hey Alexander whats up ! ( Giggles )
Alex: Fuck Off!!!


Alexander
Usually a very very very goodlooking straight gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, cariYou will always have a good time with an Alexander, so if you got a friend named Alexander count yourself one of the luckiest people in the world!ng, sweet and will make you smile.
Perhaps a bit off that one

 

Philippe:

"Innocent and Pure of Heart"...not me. "Who makes magic to feel real", sorry buddy, I'm more the type to disenchant your world instead.

I've never been under the influence of anything, I'm 100% clean!
I wonder if I'm social... I don't think I am. I can certainly strike up a conversation if the right subjects pop up, but usually I don't talk very much. I don't recall being timid around the "girls" I liked, although I never quite let them see my feelings for them. I did tell 2 out of 3 that I loved them however. Bad idea.

Never, never, and I repeat, absolutely never, do I allow myself to be influenced by others. It's the other way around.

And the only "magical" thing you'll ever see coming from me, is how quickly I can turn a smile into a frown after a good slap of reality.

 

"Only a Brian can save all of humanity".
That's a lot of pressure.

 

i can't get over my slave trading past

 

That must be why Valerie broke it off with me. :eusa_doh::bang:

 

"one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet. has a tendency of being really quiet and anti-social but is surrounded by friends all the time.people get attracted to his unique personality. confuses you most of the time. he might flirt with you once, but you never know if that will happen again. a ladies-man. very moody. he can change his mind in a second. very independent too. lovely in general."

Most of them were accurate to some degree or another. Odd.