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How Embarrassing

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Dublin Boy, Jul 9, 2013.

  1. Dublin Boy

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    What is the most Embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

    I have many embarrassing moments, but if I had to choose one, using my Moms toilet before going out for a meal & thinking there doesn't seem to be much pee coming out & then realizing that I have been peeing down the leg of my Jeans :icon_redf

    Luckily my Jeans were black & it didn't show, I had to dry the floor & go out for a meal, with a wet leg, it soon dried, but I could have died, how the hell did I miss the toilet :eusa_doh:
     
  2. Batman is swag

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    I'm impressed.

    And I have WAYYYYYY too many to pick from XP
     
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    Haha nice.

    I too have many awkward stories but the first one that comes to mind was a wind band concert in high school where the musical director asked all the teachers in the band to stand up for applause and I misunderstood and stood up with them.

    Probably doesn't sound too bad but in front of an audience it was pretty embarrassing.
     
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    I was in a kid's play and I played a turkey...that's not the embarrassing part...when it came to say my lines, "gobble-gobble!", I forgot them *facepalm* (still makes me cringe to this very day...)
     
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    Oh wow I have THOUSANDS of embarrassing stories and moments. I have horrible luck honestly. Let's see my most recent one was when I was on vacation and I was with my cousins. Now I know what geese are and what they look like, but for some reason I just had a horrible brain malfunction and we saw a huge gaggle and I was just like "Whoa, whoa what are those??" And all of them made fun of me for that.

    Oh and another thing is I stutter a lot (not like I have a speech problem it just happens a lot) and one night it was so bad that I tripped over the word "burrito" for literally two minutes. I could not say the word burrito. I get made fun of for that too.

    OH! And how could I forget the night that I was home alone and singing really loudly when my parents, who I was not expecting to be home for an hour, walk through the back door. I almost cried I was so embarrassed.
     
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    Having to explain why there was gay porn in my browsing history. I was 12 years old.
     
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    i wet myself in the lobby of a hotel in barcelona
    i wet myself at school because my german teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet
    i soiled myself at primary school and just left it in my pants all day

    i've also been caught singing and dancing in the toilet to numerous disco numbers
     
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    Looking at baby dick's on our family's computer then my dad walked in...the computer could clearly be seen :eusa_doh: and then having my parents ask if I was gay. man, I wish I said something other then no.
     
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    At school, there was a free swim (so jump in the pool and splash like idiot for fun). Anyway I borrowed a pair of board shorts, which were rather small if I'm honest. Anyway we were at the diving block, and just as I jumped, the back of the shorts ripped, exposing my bum to everyone behind me....the girl behind me screamed. I didn't go swimming in that pool much after that.

    But I have a whole host of embarrassing tales.
     
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    I was out of state with my band, and basically acting as feminine as I want. (I tone it down in certain places basically) On the long bus ride, a girl took my best friend's phone and asked me why I wouldn't go out with her. My phone died so I said i'd tell her later. She was half kidding, but right by my assistant band director (he was like 26 I think, idk, its not that old, my last boyfriend is was 25, but that's another story!)... Well, i Yellled "I LOVE DICK" LIKE REALLY LOUD AND THEN i noticed him and he hasnt looked at me the same, or talked to me since xD he got his own teaching position and everything, but I still see him because he was a graduate of a local college that I went to summer band camp at... So many people heard me *shame-d face* The weekend got worse and worse after that moment lol
     
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    Let's see....

    I shit myself in Walmart. In my defense, I thought it was going to be a fart. That is the only time I've ever gambled on a fart and lost.

    I pissed myself at a bonfire. We were at least a mile from any houses, and I really had to pee, and I was drunk as hell. Well, I went behind one of the guys' trucks and peed. Well, I thought I'd successfully gotten all of it on the ground, so I thought it was OK. Didn't even realized I pissed all over my shorts until I got home.

    Those are the two that stand out the most.
     
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    Umm.. first grade peed my pants, my pants fell during recess in elementary school, i asked a teacher if she farte. Nothing too significant yet
     
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    I ha a major crush on a girl. She was a fellow horseback rider. Anyway I had the old Tony Hawk Pro Skater on Gamecube. I had a tendency to put my friends into the create a character.

    Anyway...I put this girl into the create a character and made her look very true to life...but also had some skimpy clothes on. So that year she and several others come over for the Christmas party and she and friends get bored and turns on the gamecube. She picks a random player and picks herself. I am already embarassed. She and all her friends ask why she was a scantilly-clad character in my game.

    THEN the ultimate embarassment, I find out later she was underage. I was 18 and she was younger...not terribly so but still

    I hid in my bedroom the rest of the party

    Foxface
     
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    Oh, I remember playing Skyrim and had my character as a woman. I was playing and not thinking and then I get a kill cam sequence. My mom saw it and was like, are you playing as a woman? I think I blacked out for a second at that. :lol:
     
  15. drwinchester

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    Hence why I don't play Sims when my mother's around. Going to be awkward when she sees my Sim's a Bohemian dude. :wink:
     
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    Nice. :lol:
     
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    have several
    was once sick all over a table in my local pub .
    fell down some steps showing of with this cute co-worker

    but the worst one has to be

    When i was 15 mum caught me bollock naked in her room moisturizing myself in front of her full length mirror:eek::eek: i thought she had gone out.:icon_redf:eusa_doh: I hid in my room for several hours:icon_sad:
     
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    Have many moments , but the one that comes to mind was getting caught masterbating in the shower at the gym. It was kind of a turn on afterwards. The guys that were watching me before I realized suspect I'm gay.
     
  19. Oddish

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    Here's one. The first (or second) time I stayed over at the university dorms. Girlfriend told me that her roommate was going to be gone for the weekend, so I wasn't expecting this to happen. Basically, the roommate stopped back to pick up something, and walked in on me in the bathroom and screamed. Like, flipped the fuck out going, "Why is there a random guy in the bathroom on the toilet?" And I could hear my girlfriend laughing her ass off. I was embarrassed as hell. I didn't even come out of the bathroom until she [flatmate] left.

    But, yeah, that's how I first got "acquainted" with girlfriend's roomie.

    It still makes me laugh whenever I think about it.
     
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    I know a few (straight) people who cross avatar genders. Their casual excuse is "If I'm going to be staring at the character's ass for so many hours, I'm going to enjoy it!" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: