What Side Do You Dress?

I hope nobody ever asks me that question :tears:

 

I had no idea about this either...I would say the left mostly :icon_redf

 

In my twenties, I was being fitted for a suit by a tailor/salesman and he asked this bizarre question. When I looked at him with a quizzical expression, he understood and he said: "on which side do you keep your penis and testicles"...he used those exact words, and he was the kind of older gentleman that, in any other context if he said those words to you the way he did, you'd think he was some kind of pervert..

 

Right. I guess... Most times I wear pants big enough so it's not a problem.

 

I wouldn't have had a clue what somebody was talking about if they asked me that either, don't worry about it.

I've honestly never consciously thought about it, but a quick inspection reveals that I am also to the left.

 

new one on me that I just checked swinging to the left .

 

leftist-liberal

 

Note to self: wear prosthetic cock if I ever get fitted.

 

Left.

 

what does it mean if your pointing at 12 0'clock or 6 0'clock

 

left.

 

I heard the phrase before, but--until now--didn't know what it meant.

Not sure that this bit of trivia will dramatically change my life, however. Although perhaps it would allow me to win a trivia game one day.

I have no idea what side I prefer. I just yank on my underwear and pants. Just remembering to have pants on, and have them oriented properly, is enough of an achievement some days.

I do know that my right side was the side I shifted my penis when I got unwanted erections when I was about 12, if that helps.

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Not sure about this...it's only a guess. But I wonder if the left wouldn't be preferred by most guys. It seems like the left would be more convenient for access via the fly.

 

Man alive. Boys lives regarding their penises and clothing is much more confusing that I initially thought.

 

I haven't put on pants all week, and have therefore forgotten.

 

Doesnt everyone just go left cos of the way 99% of zips open?

otherwise you have to change direction halfway through putting it away, seems like a lot of effort. :lol:

 

Wow, I wouldn't have understood that question either, lol. I would say right, but most of the time it doesn't matter.

 

...Wow. I honestly didn't know that guys try to position their dick a certain way when dressing. I just kind of put my clothes on and let my dick go wherever it pleases down there.