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Gay Cliques Census

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Rakkaus, Jul 18, 2013.

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What's your gay clique result?

  1. Twink

    28 vote(s)
    27.7%

  2. Cubs

    10 vote(s)
    9.9%

  3. Otter

    16 vote(s)
    15.8%

  4. Bears

    4 vote(s)
    4.0%

  5. Pups

    22 vote(s)
    21.8%

  6. Gym Bunny

    3 vote(s)
    3.0%

  7. Chub

    5 vote(s)
    5.0%

  8. Daddies

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. Muscle Bears

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. Gym Rat

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  11. Wolf

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  12. Chaser

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  13. Gainer

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  14. Muscle Pups

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  15. Muscle Cub

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  16. Bull

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  17. Average

    1 vote(s)
    1.0%

  18. None

    12 vote(s)
    11.9%
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  1. Rakkaus

    Rakkaus Guest

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    I know there have been threads before about what sort of gay scene you think you belong to, but I ran into this Gay Cliques Census which seems a lot more scientific and all that, that tells you which gay clique you fit in based on five characteristics, and even graphs out how similar you are to that clique.

    Lots of other interesting data there, like what percentage of people in the cliques are attracted to other cliques. Most cliques seem to be attracted to people in their own cliques (e.g. Twinks like twinks, bears like bears). Also, whether people in a certain clique are more likely to be tops or bottoms (Twinks are more likely to be bottoms; Daddies are most likely to be tops)

    Gay Cliques Census; Presented by Noodles and Beef


    This was my result:

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    So basically I'm pretty close to the average for a Twink, except my weight and waist are slightly below the average.

    What are your results? (This thread/poll is for gay or bi guys only, sorry girls :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:)
     
    #1 Rakkaus, Jul 18, 2013
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    Wtf is a pup? I thought I would've been a Cub
     
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    Apparently I'm an otter, though I've never even heard of this clique before. I think it basically is a term for hairy twinks, because all I had to do was change the selection from "Hairier" to "Smoother" and it gave me twink. So I guess I have the flexibility of changing cliques by changing my shaving habits (and maybe dropping 10 pounds). :lol:

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    #3 George, Jul 18, 2013
  4. john1b1

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    Suspicions confirmed, I am a twink.[​IMG]
     
    #4 john1b1, Jul 18, 2013
  5. Rakkaus

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    Eh, I noticed some None votes...

    Just FYI everyone, the "None" option is an actual result from the quiz, it's not just an option for lesbians or people who don't want to use the quiz or identify with any gay clique. I kinda wanted to get our own little accurate clique census of gay/bi guys on EC, so please don't vote in the poll unless you're a gay/bi guy who has gotten a result from the calculator at the link. Thanks. :slight_smile:
     
    #5 Rakkaus, Jul 18, 2013
  6. ForgottenRose

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    I weigh under 100 pounds so I can't qualify, or it will be skewed xD
    And I don't know mah waist, so... Nothing. I guess. Lmao
     
    #6 ForgottenRose, Jul 18, 2013
  7. Rakkaus

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    Here's a bit of explanation...apparently Pups are pretty similar to Otters, and usually become Otters when they become older:

    Otters vs Pups


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    #7 Rakkaus, Jul 18, 2013
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    apparently a bear

    Foxface
     
    #8 Foxface, Jul 18, 2013
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    A confirmed bear.
     
    #9 biggayguy, Jul 18, 2013
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    Apparently a pup? but i think it got confused xD it gave me an average of..

    23 year old, 164.8 lbs, height 5'9, waist 32.

    Im 17, 125 lbs, height 5'2, wait 27' :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    Not sure how i feel about it xD im not skinny or tall enough to be a twink, and i have a slight amount of facial hair that i trim. so im disqualified from that.

    Just surprised because im kinda far from average puppiness.. :grin: personality wise, im not sure what i am haha!
     
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    im twink and closest to gym bunny dammit, and i haven't check.

    someone tell me where i can measure my height and find an accurate weight balance
     
    #11 Ticklish Fish, Jul 18, 2013
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    Twink. An unsurprising result.
     
    #12 Hefiel, Jul 18, 2013
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    Sooo many labels. It's like we're all cans of soup.
     
    #13 Meropspusillus, Jul 18, 2013
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    It seems like an awfully shallow gauge; what category someone fits into has as much to do with lifestyle and personality as it does with physical appearance, but this test doesn't appear to make any attempt to adjust for that.
     
    #14 Chip, Jul 18, 2013
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    Twink. *Gasp*

    What a twist......
     
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    I'm apparently a pup, and closest to a twink, but I have no idea what that really means. :lol:
     
    #16 Aussie792, Jul 18, 2013
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    Twink, not entirely surprised...
     
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    yeah, there's also jock soup, nerd soup, goth soup, emo soup, uh, idk. XD

    but I thought the census is just on physical appearance, not personality or lifestyle
     
    #18 Ticklish Fish, Jul 18, 2013
  19. john1b1

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    We would be some beautiful soup cans, though. We might even have Warhol beat!
     
    #19 john1b1, Jul 18, 2013
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    I got a cub, which is the younger version of a bear, I assume. Weird, I didn't think I was hairy enough to be a bear/cub :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #20 BryanM, Jul 18, 2013
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