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  1. Jinkies

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    Speaking of tests (Just got back from the Narcissism one), I found that semeuke.com has a new test! I'd seen that a few years ago shortly before I joined, the old one was posted as a thread. So now that there's a new test with new questions, I think this forum deserves a thread on that one as well.


    The test

    My answer is the same as the last 19 times I took it (the old one):

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    You are a Clueless Uke!
    Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
    Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
     
    #1 Jinkies, Jul 23, 2013
  2. FreeFlow9917

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    Chibi Seme
     
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  3. Byron

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    I got "Badass Uke." close, not quite spot on though.
     
    #3 Byron, Jul 23, 2013
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    Lol I didn't even know what "Seme/Uke" meant, but here ya go....

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    #4 Rakkaus, Jul 23, 2013
  5. Sarcastic Luck

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    Dunno what that is, but whatever.

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    You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
    Most compatible with: Badass Uke
    Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
     
    #5 Sarcastic Luck, Jul 23, 2013
  6. Minx

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    Aww. :slight_smile:

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    You are a Innocent Uke!
    Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
     
    #6 Minx, Jul 23, 2013
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    dramatic uke
     
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  8. MtnFr3sh

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    Well, I'm going to have to overall agree with this :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: except, I'm most always probably going to be on the bottom lol
     
    #8 MtnFr3sh, Jul 23, 2013
  9. Shadow7796

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    You are a Innocent Uke!
    Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.



    I disagree >.<


    Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
     
    #9 Shadow7796, Jul 23, 2013
  10. Steele

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    I took this test once...and I got Clueless Uke. I guarantee you, that is NOT what I am at all. I just...I'm genuinely baffled that I got that answer.

    So, I took the test again, and got Don't Fuck With Me Seme.

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    You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
    Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
    Most compatible with: Badass Uke
    Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

    Yup, that's me.
     
    #10 Steele, Jul 23, 2013
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    Apparently you and I are compatible :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: lol
     
    #11 MtnFr3sh, Jul 23, 2013
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    You are a Innocent Uke!
    Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
    Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

    I've taken this test before with different questions and ended up with the same result, so I think this best reflects me. Haha, but I don't bake and spend my time in candy shops often xD I agree with everything else though...
     
    #12 Hiems, Jul 23, 2013
  13. john1b1

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    Sounds more right than I would like to admit.
     
    #13 john1b1, Jul 23, 2013
  14. anthonythegamer

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    I got badass uke while I got Chibi Seme on the first quiz. Badass uke isn't really me heh. Chibi seme and Sadistic seme is more like me.
     
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    its interesting
    Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
    never would think i was any of that
     
    #15 leer, Jul 23, 2013
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    I got Dramatic Uke.
     
    #16 BornInTexas, Jul 23, 2013
  17. 1Jake2

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    I'm not clueless! I could tell if someone was manipulating me!! At least, I hope I would...
     
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    You are a Innocent Uke!
    Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.



    Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme


    I don't know about teh 'cute' and 'sweet' stuff...
     
    #18 ForgottenRose, Jul 24, 2013
  19. BryanM

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    I think I got something different last time. Oh well. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    You are a Dramatic Uke
    You are a tortured soul, and your main activity in life is getting tortured. In fact, you probably wouldn't be happy without something to moan and whine about, which makes you a perfect match for the Sadistic Seme. You are willing to give your body and soul to your partner, putting yourself under their complete control in an effort to escape the pain of your tragic past, although you know deep down there is never an escape.
    Most compatible with: Sadistic Seme
    Least compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Romantic Seme

    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get yaoi merchandise..


    Plus the fact that i'm cringing right now. Well, that best describes me.
     
    #20 Donnerschlag, Jul 24, 2013
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