Embarrassing Moments

I was in the second or third grade, and the whole class was practicing for the upcoming Winter Recital outside in the school patio. I had a small cough before we started, but it only got worse as time went on. Instead of running off awkwardly to take care of business elsewhere, I stuck it out, going red in the face, the coughing (choking?) becoming more loud and aggressive, and me being near tears and trying my best to hide it. No one seemed to notice, and their songs seemed to drown out all other noises, but I was still paranoid everyone was silently watching me... well, I eventually coughed up the largest, wettest loogie, right in the middle of the formation, which stopped the songs and dances immediately. If I hadn't been red before, I was now, staring at the ground and wondering, "Did that seriously come from ME?" I think everyone else must have thought the same, but it was over in a few seconds, since the teacher decided to call the practice off early and I even helped clean up the mess before asking to see the school nurse.

 

Y'all heard it here first- I've kept this story under wraps for years.

Almost five at the time. I was playing outside with a new neighborhood friend. We're riding bikes, having fun. Somehow we stop and decide to have a "I'll show you yours if you show me mine."

Yes, four year old me had a dick measuring contest.

My friend went first. Think she was intersexed or even trans*, now that I think about it. She whipped out hers and I'm there, crying "oh oh I've got one!"

I was confused because mine (my clit) wasn't as big but I displayed it anyway. And then remained confused for years because I somehow forgot I had a "tiny wiener".

Never told anyone because even at four/five I knew my mother would flip. And as y'all might garner, all about kissing up to mum.

 

Someone called me and I was sure it was my mom. I answered the call and started to yell at my mom because of something, suddenly I noticed it was my best friend's mom on the phone x.x

 

Hawkwarddd

Probably when I was blasting Taylor Swift on headphones and dancing like an idiot in my dorm room (I was at a camp where we were in college dorms.) And right when my roommate walked in, I accidentally pulled out the cord. It was loud. And awkward.

 

Yeah, still makes me cringe thinking about it. :lol:

Could have been worse. Imagine if that'd been Celine Dion.

 

well unfortunately for me I have several embarrassing moments . Maybe one of the worst was me & my ex in my friends bathroom and he was giving me a BJ I was almost ready to blow when the door opens and the friend walks in . word of advice everyone check you have locked the doors .

 

Whenever my 7 year old brother decides to randomly check to see if I'm asleep at 3 in the morning so he can take my PS3.. Then realizes I'm not asleep, but... well.... Let's just say I learned to always keep the back of my chair to the door.

This is why I love my parents by the way.. My brother has brought up what I do on multiple occasions and my mom normally replies something like "Maybe you shouldn't have been in his room that late" and my dad usually says something along the lines of "He's 8 years older than you, you'll be doing the same thing at his age"

I love their nonchalant attitude towards porn