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Interesting ways to say "I'm gay"

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gibson234, Jul 28, 2013.

  1. gibson234

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    Put down a interesting way to say that your gay, lesbian or bi.

    I'll start: "The gay side is strong with me"
     
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    I saw this one when I first actively returned:

    "Let's get one thing straight. I'm not."

    Since I adore math, I just thought of this one:

    "I prefer to do 1+1 as opposed to 1+0"
     
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    In a game of truth or dare, when you get asked to kiss the most beautiful person in the room, kiss someone of the same sex.
     
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    To me, 1+1 equals the same as 1+0 if you know what I mean :wink:
     
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    "I'm so happy! What other words are there for happy? Oh right, gay."
     
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    Oh baby, it's hard to explain the way I feel about you.. Sorta like the way I feel about that guy over there *points to a random guy*
     
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    To steal a quote from Russell Howard:

    "When it comes to vagina, I ain't a diner."
     
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    "I'm about as straight as a circle."
     
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    "I'm about as straight as a circle with a square attached to the side."
     
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    Cool Guy
    "Ok dude, it's your turn, 7 minutes in heaven inside of the closet with the hottest girl in school, Tianna Tinesten."
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    "No thanks, I just got out of the closet.", "We can both go in together and i'll help you come out."
     
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    I'll do my doppleganger SO hard if I ever find him

    ---------- Post added 28th Jul 2013 at 04:12 PM ----------

    Did that seriously happen? If so :eusa_clap :roflmao: :eusa_clap
     
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    Haha that would be awesome!

    "I'm gay" Flying by at the beach lol

    ---------- Post added 28th Jul 2013 at 05:13 PM ----------

    No, i wish though :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    I kissed Katy Perry and she wrote a song about it.
     
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    am batting for the other side .
     
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    Hahaha great one!

    Damn I have to try to come up with something creative next time I come out to someone.
     
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    "I'm strictly dickly."
     
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    My gay friend said this, of course he stole it from Gary Owens..sort of: "When I came out my mom's vagina, I didn't think it was too cozy or anything. I think I gagged when something got in my mouth. I never want to go back. A dick has to be better."
     
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    Some girls in my class wanted to ask a student teacher we had this year, "Are you straight as a circle?" (Everyone thought he was gay?)
    I'm not sure if they actually did, but they were talking about doing it.
     
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    Drag a closet into the room where everyone is then get into the closet and shut the door and then jump out and say "surprise" :roflmao: