Jokes no one should make anymore

I actually got away with that once. It was the owner of the store and he gave it away.

If it works, you're not a bonehead...

 

I think those boneheads actually mean it when they say that...

It's a thing here to assume someone who is gay wants to be a girl, so there's a joke that goes like this:

A: *back from Thailand*
B: How did the sex change go?

Edit: To the above poster, if it works or if you want it to work, you're an ass.

 

Yeah. Most jokes. Jokes are funny when they have truth to them, even if its exaggerated and twisted. Jokes which involve little more that "Your mom is so fat..." and "[insert race/gender] is stupid" are just pathetic.

 

"Oh your Gay, I better not bend down around you then" :rolle:

 

Response: Or anything else around me, please. In fact, try to avoid being in the same city as me.

 

What's upset you? The guy had the option of saying no and putting it back, I was a regular customer, it was a cheap item so no great loss, goodwill on both sides. Lighten up.

 

No I'm not upset, and obviously you knew the guy well enough for that to happen, BUT if I were him and a total stranger pulled that on me, that wouldn't be funny. I'd just assume the stranger was a jerk, put the stuff back and move on. And do I really have to explain why it's wrong to claim that something is free if it doesn't ring up?

 

You still sound upset by something that's really trivial. People try all sorts of stuff all the time. Negotiating prices down, for example. Some people are affronted by it, but it's commercial reality. Both sides can walk away from it.

 

Overused ones, mostly. "Your mom" jokes and "My wife" jokes, usually.

I actually like racist/gay jokes that have more meat to them. Usually, those are said by members of that race or LGBT members, if they're using a gay joke. Sadly, this is a rare case. And yes, I will laugh my ass off at a good racist American joke.

Chuck Norris jokes can suck my chodes. Those are so overused, even Chuck Norris himself has used them.

"That's what she said" is overused almost to the point of Chuck Norris.

I think mostly, sexist jokes are just terrible in general. Mostly because the majority of the people that use them ARE sexist, rather than most people that use racist jokes have great friends that belong to that race.

Some people will say puns, however I have a friend that I must agree with: I can highly respect someone that makes a good pun. Puns are usually just terrible. And while they don't hurt people, it's REALLY hard to make an actual good pun.

 

Most gifs and memes. They were funny for the first few weeks of their existence and still are when cleverly inserted into a conversation, but eventually tragically unfunny people get their hands on them and throw them around willy-nilly.

 

Jokes that pertain to one's race. Unless you're part of the race you're joking about, then it's alright. Sexist jokes are pretty bad. We're way past the time period to be cracking those jokes.

 

arse's to the wall lads?. friends of mine say this as a joke

 

People might say gay jokes are lame, but I think they're hilarious.
I disagree, though, with the idea that racist jokes are OK if told by that race. Because if it's a "joke," then other races usually consider it funny as well.

 

I bet you like Camp Coffee :rolle:

 

When I'm on the phone with somebody and another person who is with me goes:

"Hey get the drugs out!"
*loud sex noises*
"Put your pants back on!"
"Oh baby! Do me harder!"

Yeah ok that stopped being funny when I was 11, and if I'm on the phone with someone important? Please no :bang:

 

I work fast food. Whenever I ask someone what they want to drink and they reply with,

"I'll take *insert name of beer here*"

No, I'm sorry. If you haven't worked fast food, you don't realise how often people use that one. I hear it all the time. One of the last times I heard it, I didn't laugh, and the guy proceeded to harass me at the window for not laughing at his completely unfunny and overused attempt at a joke, going so far as to call me "slow in the head" and talk to me like I had a five year old's mentality.

I have heard enough of this "joke".

 

"Don't drop the soap" whenever anyone mentions prison.

 

Knock Knock Jokes.... ehhh..

 

Rape jokes at the expense of the victim.