Gay jokes

I can have a sense of humor about a lot of jokes, but if it's too over the top, then I'm not going to laugh at it.

 

Simple, cute little jokes are alright, but long, drawn-out jokes that are either blatantly homophobic or caricaturize gay people are not really laughable.

 

I have what can be considered a twisted sense of humor and can find any topic (even the most controversial, horrific, type) of jokes funny. And so I like gay jokes. Although I can't think of any. The only one I can is
Why can't gay people drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.

 

Nah I don't mind them. Unless they're OTT, like everyone else has said. Can't think of one though

 

Butt seriously, cum on... Gay jokes aren't that funny.

 

Depends entirely if they're laughing with you or at you. If one of you guys or one of my friends who I'm out to made a gay joke it wouldn't bother me. If a random person said something offensive under the belief that I was straight and there are no "weird homos" around to overhear, then yeah I'd be pretty pissed.

And I could make a gay joke right now, butt fuck it.

 

The way I see it, I find if the jokes are more insulting they are funnier. So gay jokes, racist jokes, anything I'm fine, cuz it's a joke, now when you mean it, it's something else...

As for the gay joke...

God Save the Queen.

 

This.


-What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
-Single.

 

I was going to post a gay joke, butt fuck it.

 

I make gay jokes quite often, seeing as I am gay. But normally I don't say like an actual joke it is more situational. So if someone were to say something like "I spit sometimes to get the bad taste out"

I would probably retort with something sexual and obviously pointing towards my orientation. But whenever I make gay jokes I always direct it at myself so I don't offend anyone and so that people know it is a joke.

I'm not too fond of the more offensive ones, so I tend to stick to light ones.

 

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend." The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay." The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."

 

Group of gay guys are sitting naked in a hottub. Bunch of cum floats to the top of water. One of the guys looks around and says, "Okay, who farted?"

 

I know a variation of this but it is originally supposed to be strippers.

So there are two gay guys in an elevator and one of them goes

"Eww it smells like cum in here"

and the other goes

"Sorry I burped."

Not the best joke but it sometimes works...

 

Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

 

Good one.

This one is more tied to grooming trends, such as the "porn stache."

"Why do gay men wear mustaches?"
"To hide the stretch marks."

 

I have done this one before but why not.

Did you hear who won the race between the gays and the lesbians?

The lesbians won, they got out of there lickidy split while the gays were still packing their shit.

 

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A: Megasoreass.

 

Q: How do you get four gay guys onto a bar stool?

A: Flip it over.

 

Q. What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?

A. They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!