EC Times - #2 Edition - Empty Closets - A safe online community for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered people coming out

**Martin** · 15th May 2008, 07:25 AM

The quotes at the top are real too.

There was a collection of them in a folder and i picked two. The quotes being considered were:

"I thought it was tricky" - CrimsonThunder
Ticky02neo username changed to Zak

"you can sense if someone is gay by playing with them?" - total mo

"You guys had fun with bananas" - Zak
Welcome Brandford!

"jaxter = jack-off" - ezjaxter/Psych
ezjaxter username changed to Psych!

"best i've got so far" - Jeimuzu

"Do me! Do me!" - Ty
Not so innocent Hannah Montana

"Both are pretty cute but I'm leaning more for the 2nd one" - beckyg
Dave Days - I've Got A Crush On Hillary

"Oh how cheap i feel." - Martin
Bjork was amazing + moar!

"Come on girls..." - heatqueen
So Pirateninja married Vampyrecat...

"Hmmm, i know why you're on your knees." - Martin
What if you woke up next to the person above you?!?

"Three in one day - I think that's a record!" - Paul_UK
Ticky02neo username changed to Zak

"Oral sex isn't all about deep throating. If you can open your mouth wide enough to bite a big mac you can probably take most sizes of penis." - Louise

The ones without links meant i could not relocate the post when i had gone back to look for the link.

heatqueen · 15th May 2008, 08:32 AM

LOL

Next Edition (I have decided for you) - EC's mass wedding. That can't go without mention!!

15th May 2008, 08:36 AM

Lmao, I always seem to be made out as overly sexual

I promise, Im not !

pirateninja · 15th May 2008, 08:39 AM

I think I just about died laughing at the "PirateCat" wedding description.

Oh and the "oral experiment"

Well done again, Martin! These things are hilarious!

Paul_UK · 15th May 2008, 08:48 AM

I have no idea where the EC Member Swap thing came from.

It may be better if I didn't ask!

I love the wedding and EC oral sections! Excellent stuff, Martin!

BTW the Louise quote came from here

Alex · 15th May 2008, 08:51 AM

oh lol im in xD

15th May 2008, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

"Hmmm, i know why you're on your knees." - Martin
What if you woke up next to the person above you?!?

I hated that when you said it then, I wasn't down there doing that

beckyg · 15th May 2008, 09:03 AM

Oh my God, Martin.

I guess this means Louise and I are not lesbians but bisexual.

Kimi · 15th May 2008, 09:06 AM

Ah...nice!!

I loved "EC Oral Experiment"

Good stuff

Can't wait for the 3rd Editon!!

**Martin** · 15th May 2008, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul_UK

I have no idea where the EC Member Swap thing came from.

It may be better if I didn't ask!

It's a more exciting version of a wife swap. Your section is the only thing that isn't based on an EC event, but i made it fit the picture.

Not that i am implying anything.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay

I hated that when you said it then, I wasn't down there doing that

Paul sent me those quotes when he knew i was looking out for them. I don't plan to include me in these though. It is easier to use the rest of you.

Alex · 15th May 2008, 09:21 AM

We need Martin times

15th May 2008, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul_UK

I have no idea where the EC Member Swap thing came from.

It may be better if I didn't ask!

It's a more exciting version of a wife swap. Your section is the only thing that isn't based on an EC event, but i made it fit the picture.

Not that i am implying anything.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay

I hated that when you said it then, I wasn't down there doing that

Paul sent me those quotes when he knew i was looking out for them. I don't plan to include me in these though. It is easier to use the rest of you.

Still I was trying to make you feel better what with being shorter than me, you didn't need to remind me of that

heatqueen · 15th May 2008, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beckyg

Oh my God, Martin.

I guess this means Louise and I are not lesbians but bisexual.

Well yeah, I mean we all know the straight mums are actually closet bisexuals...so when's the lesbian kiss on webcam???

sngl · 15th May 2008, 11:52 AM

Good job again!

I love biisme's story and romeo & romeo

I'm also curious about the results of the oral experiment...

Hepcat · 15th May 2008, 11:58 AM

Haha, nice work Martin. It was very amusing to read.

**Martin** · 15th May 2008, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay

Still I was trying to make you feel better what with being shorter than me, you didn't need to remind me of that

That was given to me by Paul as a quote. I have never voluntarily added myself to this. Paul seems to think i will be silly enough to actually add myself to one if he throws my quotes at me.

*hides from Paul*

Paul_UK · 15th May 2008, 03:05 PM

That's why I had to add the additional programme of Martin's video exploits to EC Times #1.

You haven't done anything that zany in the last month really (well not compared to pompom dancing and skeleton bathing) to justify a programme in #2..... unless others know different!

**Martin** · 15th May 2008, 03:11 PM

Good point. My study leave has begun so i think i need to do something bizarre.

I shall plot!

Negasta · 18th May 2008, 05:20 AM

Oh Martin, there are way more than 9860 people in my dungeon.

15th May 2008, 07:18 AM	#1
Martin EC's Red Queen EC Admin Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Merseyside, UK Age: 21 Posts: 8,019 Join Date: Nov 2007	EC Times - #2 Edition __________________ The blue whale ejaculates up to 40 gallons during sexual intercourse, but only 10 gallons enters the female. Do you still wonder why the sea tastes salty?

15th May 2008, 08:32 AM	#3
heatqueen Official #1 fan of Celine Dion Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual/Homoromantic bisexual Out Status: Generally whoever asks Location: I travel a lot Age: 20 Posts: 5,703 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: EC Times - #2 Edition LOL Next Edition (I have decided for you) - EC's mass wedding. That can't go without mention!! __________________ Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Co-founder of the 'Sailor Moon Made Me Gay' club...and the lesbians.

15th May 2008, 08:36 AM	#4
Ty Guest Posts: n/a	Re: EC Times - #2 Edition Lmao, I always seem to be made out as overly sexual I promise, Im not !

15th May 2008, 08:39 AM	#5
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: EC Times - #2 Edition I think I just about died laughing at the "PirateCat" wedding description. Oh and the "oral experiment" Well done again, Martin! These things are hilarious! __________________ Holly the Pirateninja Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

15th May 2008, 08:48 AM	#6
Paul_UK Former Empty Closets Admin Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Bournemouth, UK Age: 47 Posts: 13,155 Join Date: Nov 2004	Re: EC Times - #2 Edition I have no idea where the EC Member Swap thing came from. It may be better if I didn't ask! I love the wedding and EC oral sections! Excellent stuff, Martin! BTW the Louise quote came from here __________________ Paul

15th May 2008, 07:25 AM	#2
Martin EC's Red Queen EC Admin Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Merseyside, UK Age: 21 Posts: 8,019 Join Date: Nov 2007	Re: EC Times - #2 Edition The quotes at the top are real too. There was a collection of them in a folder and i picked two. The quotes being considered were: "I thought it was tricky" - CrimsonThunder Ticky02neo username changed to Zak "you can sense if someone is gay by playing with them?" - total mo "You guys had fun with bananas" - Zak Welcome Brandford! "jaxter = jack-off" - ezjaxter/Psych ezjaxter username changed to Psych! "best i've got so far" - Jeimuzu "Do me! Do me!" - Ty Not so innocent Hannah Montana "Both are pretty cute but I'm leaning more for the 2nd one" - beckyg Dave Days - I've Got A Crush On Hillary "Oh how cheap i feel." - Martin Bjork was amazing + moar! "Come on girls..." - heatqueen So Pirateninja married Vampyrecat... "Hmmm, i know why you're on your knees." - Martin What if you woke up next to the person above you?!? "Three in one day - I think that's a record!" - Paul_UK Ticky02neo username changed to Zak "Oral sex isn't all about deep throating. If you can open your mouth wide enough to bite a big mac you can probably take most sizes of penis." - Louise The ones without links meant i could not relocate the post when i had gone back to look for the link. __________________ The blue whale ejaculates up to 40 gallons during sexual intercourse, but only 10 gallons enters the female. Do you still wonder why the sea tastes salty?

15th May 2008, 08:51 AM	#7
Alex EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Denmark Age: 20 Posts: 574 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: EC Times - #2 Edition oh lol im in xD

15th May 2008, 09:03 AM	#9
beckyg PFLAG Mom Community Liaison Gender: Female Orientation: Straight Out Status: Out to everyone/Yes, parents come out too! Location: Middle of Oregon Age: 50 Posts: 7,572 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: EC Times - #2 Edition Oh my God, Martin. I guess this means Louise and I are not lesbians but bisexual. __________________ "When we're free to love anyone we choose, When this worlds big enough for all different views, When we're all free to worship from our own kind of pew, Then we shall be free" ~ Garth Brooks

15th May 2008, 09:06 AM	#10
Kimi EC's Biggest Horndog Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few people Location: Japan Age: 22 Posts: 3,017 Join Date: Feb 2007	Re: EC Times - #2 Edition Ah...nice!! I loved "EC Oral Experiment" Good stuff Can't wait for the 3rd Editon!! __________________ AMAZINGLY, I GET HOTTER WITH MY CLOTHES OFF

15th May 2008, 09:21 AM	#12
Alex EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Denmark Age: 20 Posts: 574 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: EC Times - #2 Edition We need Martin times

15th May 2008, 11:52 AM	#15
sngl Trance Fan #1 Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Almost everyone Location: Romania Age: 25 Posts: 784 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: EC Times - #2 Edition Good job again! I love biisme's story and romeo & romeo I'm also curious about the results of the oral experiment... __________________

15th May 2008, 11:58 AM	#16
Hepcat EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few people Location: New Zealand Age: 22 Posts: 314 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: EC Times - #2 Edition Haha, nice work Martin. It was very amusing to read.

15th May 2008, 03:05 PM	#18
Paul_UK Former Empty Closets Admin Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Bournemouth, UK Age: 47 Posts: 13,155 Join Date: Nov 2004	Re: EC Times - #2 Edition That's why I had to add the additional programme of Martin's video exploits to EC Times #1. You haven't done anything that zany in the last month really (well not compared to pompom dancing and skeleton bathing) to justify a programme in #2..... unless others know different! __________________ Paul

15th May 2008, 03:11 PM	#19
Martin EC's Red Queen EC Admin Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Merseyside, UK Age: 21 Posts: 8,019 Join Date: Nov 2007	Re: EC Times - #2 Edition Good point. My study leave has begun so i think i need to do something bizarre. I shall plot! __________________ The blue whale ejaculates up to 40 gallons during sexual intercourse, but only 10 gallons enters the female. Do you still wonder why the sea tastes salty?

18th May 2008, 05:20 AM	#20
Negasta Resident Atheist Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: 5 Friends and my mom Location: Pretoria, South Africa Age: 26 Posts: 1,240 Join Date: Aug 2006	Re: EC Times - #2 Edition Oh Martin, there are way more than 9860 people in my dungeon. __________________ Mankind shall not be free until the last king is strangled in the entrails of the last priest. -- Denis Diderot, Dithyrambe Sur La Fête Des Rois

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