Nearly caught by my straight roommate mas******ing

that's kinda hot lol

 

that's cool. not.

hehe I bet that would be awkward, but like, what if you walked in on HIM? I think that would be worse

 

haha smooth I've lost count of the number of times I have been almost caught

 

awww poor thing i feel sorry for you.

it will be ok though :]

that was a close one.

 

Haha......I'm sorry.......I don't think I've ever been that close to being caught.

 

Think it's bad with a room mate? try your mother. >.<"

 

It's happened time a plenty for me, and worst yet was my roommate and his girlfriend too. That was a tad awkward....
One time last year though, I was... ya know... finishing... and I heard him slip his key into the door so I packed everything away and buckled up and made a mess in my pants... that sucked a lot. Plus the fact that we live in a 10'x20' cell (essentially)

 

I actually walked in on my straight roommate while he was...pleasuring himself.
Somehow, he didn't notice - he had his eyes closed, and he was grinning.
He was on the football team.

...hot?

Actually, not at all. I felt I was intruding. I went back out and came back half an hour later.

Lex

 

Almost all guys do it though, gay or straight. So it doesn't prove anything other than that you are a typical guy if he had caught you.

As Lex says though, it's embarrassing for both of you if you get caught.

 

I empathise with you. I nearly got caught by my dad once :icon_redf

(And suddenly the whole of EC sees me very differently!)

 

Well next time let him catch you and then Keep ur hand on ur dick and smirk, "you gonna stand there or come help me?"

 

The title sounds like the opening to a porno.

 

You know what sucks? When you're...occupied, the doorbell rings, you're the only one at home so you have to stop and go answer the door, and it's some religious fundies who come to doors and ask if you've thought about God lately. (Not that this has ever happened to me, of course. *innocent face*)

 

If the phone rings while I'm doing it, I don't answer it. I just turn the ringer off. 'cuz the rings interrupt the moans.

 

I'm sorry, I couldn't help but lol at this one XD

 

Or you can say, "Hei, come join us!"

 

...

but that IS hot.

 

Techincally according to the title...he could of caught you masticating...

 

>>>but that IS hot.

Not to my way of thinking.

My roommate was straight. He was somewhat homophobic, but that was mainly due to just never being around anyone gay. He did his best to override his upbringing and be accepting, and is now not homophobic in the slightest. He tried to be a good friend to me, even though we had nothing in common. But I could tell the whole "gay" thing weirded him out a bit.

Had he known I was there, he wouldn't have been doing it. He would've been mortified and messed-up. Was I sneaking a peek? How long had I been watching? Had I done this before? He might never have truly relaxed and enjoyed a solo session again that year, thinking back to that time I walked in on him.

That'd suck. I wouldn't wish that on him. Better that I left. Besides, I don't have any interest in anyone who doesn't have any interest in me.

Lex