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What would you do if you could clone yourself?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by MtnFr3sh, Aug 14, 2013.

  1. MtnFr3sh

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    Just like the title.

    Every now and then I'd send my clone to school for me, or places I need to go but don't want to, but more importantly.... I'd have sex with my clone, I think that's masturbation, not incest lol I would both top myself and bottom for me :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: Sorry that it sounds a bit dirty :grin:
     
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    Sounds like a fair plan. But what makes you think your clone would be willing to obey you?
     
  3. MtnFr3sh

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    I would lower my clone's intelligence :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: lol
     
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    I just couldn't have sex with myself it's just to weird .
     
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    Then he wouldn't be a clone, and you'd be violating his rights to bodily integrity. And how would he perform well in school?
     
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    I would totally have it run around with me and annoy people twice as much. :grin: Also, I would have him do all my homework :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    I'd have my clone do my homework lol
     
  9. Hexagon

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    I repeat myself. How would you get your clone to do your homework?
     
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    I'd have a lung transplant for my COPD.
     
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    It's really dark to say, but I'd probably take all my anger out on him. When I'm self-loathing towards myself, I'd kick his ass. It's not fair for him, but whatever.
     
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    Years back, the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes explored this idea. Calvin invented a duplicating machine that would copy him. That way he'd have clones to send to school. Unfortunately the clones were like him, and refused to act the way he wanted...
     
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    I'd tell him to do it lol
     
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    I'm not allowed to say in the presence of minors.
     
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    I can't imagine anything worse then having sex with an exact copy of yourself...mainly 'cause I'd have to look at it! There's a reason people tend not to masturbate into a mirror methinks!
     
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    Of course, even if you cloned yourself now...he would be 15 years younger than you...
     
  17. Data

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    A threesome with a third person!:icon_wink

    Probably to go do errands.

    To talk to! Seriously I wish sometimes that when I talk to myself, "I" could reply with a thought pattern that wasn't already developing in my own head. It would be "me" but not the exact same thoughts, just the same thought pattern.

    Spoon. Sometimes my blankets don't keep me warm enough! At least I know everything about "me" unlike a boyfriend who is totally distinct. I would need a while to feel comfortable spooning a boyfriend, but a clone? Come here and let me squeeze you!!!(*hug*)

    To help with things where a 3rd hand would come in handy.

    I think that's it. Hahaha
     
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    I would be my own best friend. I always say I wish I could find a best friend just like me. Then I'd know that she is a person of integrity and genuine.
     
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    Talk with them and nerd out and geek out with them. Very few people are on my level of nerd and geek (that I've met) and it'd be nice to have someone who gets why I get excited about stuff, even if it is just me :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    I wouldn't clone myself.