From perspectives.com- Some psychotic (yet unbearably hilarious) "ex-gay" ideas

Okay so this one is pretty good.. Just goes to show how some psychological perspectives are WAY off base.. Frued would absolutley love this one... :lol:

 

Indeed, Freud would love this, as would Kinsey...

Ex-gays are just unhappy individuals who have, in most cases, allowed their being and thoughts to be taken over by that toxic text we like to call the Bible.
If you look on an Ex-gay site, that's all you will see.
I feel bad for most them, because I feel that this will only lead to depression.

Another thing I honestly can't stand is "queer by choice" people. I feel you're either: a, lying to yourself about being gay, b, lying to yourself about being straight, c,going gay because going gay is "cool". We don't have a say in the matter of our sexuality.
(I think www.queerbychoice.com is one of the websites...)

 

I have to disagree with you on that one. I find that when I focus on trees, I'm suddenly completely straight.

But wow, I just went on the queer by choice website...what complete crap! If it were possible to choose to be gay, then it would be possible to choose to be straight, which would save countless people loads of harassment, discrimination, and self-hate. Wow, those people are idiots.

And oh, so the cylons are gay Kelly? That would make sense...they are God's chosen people...

 

LMAO!!!!!
(yeah, I actually know what a cylon is. Try finding other people who do -_-...I'm guessing you looked at my location! BSG FANS UNITE!)
You know what? I'm going to look at a tree.
*looks out the window*
WOW! ALL MY LESBIAN TENDENCIES HAVE SUDDENLY EVAPORATED! I like men! Men are hot! I like big hot manpecs! Penis turns me on! What lesbianess? Boobies turn me off! I never want to see a vagina! Only penis! penis penis penis penis penis! Yay for the straight feelings of penis love... Why am I on Empty Closets? OH! I KNOW! BECAUSE STARING AT A TREE DIDN'T MAKE ME UNGAY!
...wow.
Maybe I just looked at the wrong type of tree.

 

Are these people complete and utter morons?

A: Yes, yes they are.

 

Maybe it is working....
*looks down*
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!
PENIS!

*clears throat*

I tried staring at several types of trees- pine, oak...some random species that grows along my driveway....and I'm not straight yet. Dammit, Anne Paulk, YOU LIED! >.<

Lowest, as far as I'm concerned, ANY veiny tit- be it man, woman, fake, droopy- is scary. I like tits to be skushy, not hard and muscled and veiny...or perfectly circular...that's just not natural 0_0...

 

Maybe you should try phallic hedges:icon_wink lol

As far as i'm concerned in this thread, ill let my babe doll GuitarGirl speak for me. I'm basically on the same wavelength on this subject.

 

OH YEAH!!!! ^_^
*high five*

 

*remarks how much of a butch-lesbian high-five she gives*
*tries to get feeling back in his hand by shaking it back to feeling*
*searches for painkillers*

 

Lol, Proud, you're such a muffin.:lol:

If gaining weight would make you hereto, I should be straighter than a republican conservative at a chruch meeting. No, i'm not fat, im just a little pudgy around the middle and the buttocks.

Lol, that's a funny word: buttocks.

 

Hah. I can't really top your analogy, but I'd be pretty damned straight.

*in deep butchylesbo voice*
Sorry I hurt your hand. Poor baby.
*grabs and rubs*
-which hurts it more-
;]

 

:lol:
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*stereotypical gay cheerleader slap*
*runs out of thread sobbing because he is incredibly off topic*

 

*speeds after you on butchy motorcycle*
WAAAAAAIIIIIITTT!
DIGRESSION IS FUN!