A very stupid website...conservapedia

It doesn't read any differently from the other satirical wiki's out there.

 

I...er...there's literally no words for this level of ignorance. X_X

So...much...fail... :bang:

 

its stuff like this that really piss me off.
GRRRRR i hate people -_-

 

encylcopedia dramatica is also for the LOL and hilarity.

who knows? maybe conservapedia is just another troll site.

though I hope rationalwiki is not a troll site

 

Some people have a LOT of time on their hands.

 

It could easily be a joke site. It certainly reads like one. If not, then words fail me. I imagine most homophobic people only bother to be homophobic when confronted by "promotion" of homosexuality; I cannot imagine who would possess such hatred that they would take hours of their time to create and write something like this.

 

It's sadly not satirical; the man who runs it is genuinely an ultra-conservative who thinks Wikipedia is biased. The irony drips to the floor and pools from that statement.

Oh, and apparently the decline of population and lower property values in Massachusetts are directly caused by same-sex marriage.

 

I.... uh.... um.... AAAAAAH

That is how i feel.

The thing i hate most is how they talk about us LGBT's as if we are children, or some kind of lab specimen. WE ARE PEOPLE

 

Nonsense! You're really a pedophilic bipedal abomination that makes Jesus cry with every minute of your existence! He has sources and stuff, so it must be true! :eusa_doh: Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go run some kind of therapy gauntlet to accept that I'm really a man! Cause lord knows GRS is only used as a last resort to pointless "cures". :***:

 

Hahaha nailed it (wow, that was a bad pun i didnt mean to have)

You forgot about, "well, the bible is pretty clear with 6 vague and meaningless references lost in translation and misinterpreted because of language barriers!"
(sigh)

Anyways, cant we all just get along? It seems so simple! I respect you if you pay me the same respect! just looky at my sig!

 

All I see on each page of that website is trolololololololololol

 

that is a long article on gayness lol

 

Yes. :lol:

These wretches only serve to damage their own cause by displaying their stupidity.

 

But...but that takes mental effort! Thinking hurts my small bile-filled brain! :tears: It's just so much easier to pick up a torch and blindly follow what my Grand Dragon tells me! Wait...you're supposed to actually read the Bible? I thought it was just for throwing at heathens! :eusa_doh: I mean, the last time I was beating the love of the Lord into one of you rainbow abominations it popped open...then all those big words and lack of pop-up pictures really confused me! :help:

 

oh my lol, popup books got me :roflmao:

 

That's right son! Convulse that evil homeosexualing demon out of your wicked soul! Wait...do gays have souls? *flips through the Bible* Ok...eternal damnation...numerous contradictions we ignore...Oh hey, here's that coupon to Chick-Fil-A I was using as a bookmark! What else...John 3:16? *coughs loudly while ripping that page out*. Ok, yes it says you vile creatures which God made in his own image has souls. Well, in that case LET THE POWER OF PAT ROBERTSON COMPEL YOU! *sprinkles Aquafina on qwr42* Now tell me son, what do bees go with?

A.) Birds
B.) Eternal Damnation with other Bees
C.) Both (AKA A Free Trip to Hell)
D.) Bees that think they are birds (Also leads to a lifetime of skinny-dipping with Satan in the LAKE OF FIRE)

Remember you have free will!
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I'm confused. If it's about Conservatism why is so much of it about religion. Is that all they want to talk about?

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It's funny how they demonize Richard Dawkins.

 

If only I could edit the homosexuality page, and give the idiot who wrote it a piece of my mind.