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Joey · 18th May 2008, 03:24 PM

Ok, so yesterday, firstly I went shooting in the morning and pretty much banged the hell out of my shoulder with a 30 year old shotgun... not very fun (but shot 86% of the clays =D)
Anywho, so I get home and my friend, Schlumpa (a.k.a Sara) comes over and we go for a picnic at a park next to my house... it was absolutely gorgeous out! So we were there for about 2 hours, lying around, eating Pb&J sandwiches and playing with the puppies that came around.... because it was amazing. And we end up running into 2 of our friends (Claire and Jess) and we go back to my house and run around in the woods for a couple hours and play around and stuff.
So, it's dark and we can't play in the woods anymore (

) so we go to the Walmart and walk around... eventually meandering our way into the whole, condoms and lube section. So there is lil' ole me and 3 girls all standing and staring at this gigantic display of condoms and whatnot... awkward. So about 40 minutes goes by Claire wants to get a variety pack of condoms because she wants to see what the difference between them is... and gets a bottle of warming lubricant because she wanted to know if it worked.... so we're standing in line, and she shoves the pack of condoms and the lube into my hands with some cash and makes me pay for them

That was a tad awkward, but the cashier was a good sport and saw that Claire was giggling the entire time and that I was giggling too and started joking around. She even called a pricecheck on the pack of condoms (honestly... who does a pricecheck anymore?) just to make the other 2 giggle too.
And then there was a bonfire! And that was my day

it was fun

18th May 2008, 06:40 PM

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she shoves the pack of condoms and the lube into my hands

Oh em gee. LOL.
Was such an epic day.
Btw, what happened with the condoms and lube?
:P

MeskElil · 18th May 2008, 08:46 PM

nice. sounds a lot like my friends. glad you had a good day!

Joey · 18th May 2008, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Quitex

Quote:

she shoves the pack of condoms and the lube into my hands

Oh em gee. LOL.
Was such an epic day.
Btw, what happened with the condoms and lube?
:P

they split up the condoms amongst themselves and left the lube for me after they'd had their fun with it... which I left out on the kitchen table when we left for the bonfire and my parents found, and my mom called me and went "uhhhh... why is there lube on the table?"
me: "Claire was curious"
mommy: "Oh... ok then. Don't stay out too late, you have church in the morning"

And it now resides on my window ledge

InaRut · 18th May 2008, 09:38 PM

Lol Joey I love you.

You make your average life seem movie-worthy

18th May 2008, 09:46 PM

You have amazing friends... and parents

18th May 2008, 03:24 PM	#1
Joey EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: tiny tiny University in northern Maryland Age: 23 Posts: 503 Join Date: Apr 2008	Yesterday Ok, so yesterday, firstly I went shooting in the morning and pretty much banged the hell out of my shoulder with a 30 year old shotgun... not very fun (but shot 86% of the clays =D) Anywho, so I get home and my friend, Schlumpa (a.k.a Sara) comes over and we go for a picnic at a park next to my house... it was absolutely gorgeous out! So we were there for about 2 hours, lying around, eating Pb&J sandwiches and playing with the puppies that came around.... because it was amazing. And we end up running into 2 of our friends (Claire and Jess) and we go back to my house and run around in the woods for a couple hours and play around and stuff. So, it's dark and we can't play in the woods anymore ( ) so we go to the Walmart and walk around... eventually meandering our way into the whole, condoms and lube section. So there is lil' ole me and 3 girls all standing and staring at this gigantic display of condoms and whatnot... awkward. So about 40 minutes goes by Claire wants to get a variety pack of condoms because she wants to see what the difference between them is... and gets a bottle of warming lubricant because she wanted to know if it worked.... so we're standing in line, and she shoves the pack of condoms and the lube into my hands with some cash and makes me pay for them That was a tad awkward, but the cashier was a good sport and saw that Claire was giggling the entire time and that I was giggling too and started joking around. She even called a pricecheck on the pack of condoms (honestly... who does a pricecheck anymore?) just to make the other 2 giggle too. And then there was a bonfire! And that was my day it was fun __________________ I was smacked in the face with a piece of chicken which was covered in Thousand Island Dressing today... somehow, I know it'll be all right in the end.

18th May 2008, 08:46 PM	#3
MeskElil ♥♥EC's Resident Hippie Child♥♥ Full Member Gender: Tomboy Orientation: Questioning...still... Out Status: 2 great guys who are helping me through everything Location: Southern California Age: 20 Posts: 1,038 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: Yesterday nice. sounds a lot like my friends. glad you had a good day! __________________ Call me Mesk

18th May 2008, 09:38 PM	#5
InaRut EC's Nu-Disco Walrus Full Member Gender: IRL Yaoi Character Orientation: (｡◕‿◕。) Out Status: ㅎ_ㅎ Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 22 Posts: 7,111 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: Yesterday Lol Joey I love you. You make your average life seem movie-worthy __________________ "The first duty of every Starfleet Officer is to the truth. Whether it's scientific truth, historical truth, or personal truth. It is the guiding principle to which Starfleet is based. If you can't find it within yourself, to tell the truth about what happened, then you don't deserve to where that uniform."

18th May 2008, 09:46 PM	#6
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