Funny Pet Names

[xxAngelOnFirexx]

Okay post your weird, funny or cool pet names! It can be an old pet or a current one or one of someone you know.


I have a pet fish named Hitler. because he's a splitting image of Hitler. he's a goldfish with black tipped fins, a black spot on his head (like hair) and a black spot on his top lip!

[jazzrawr]

i had a friend who had a cat named hitler!! XD
same reason!! lol!!

well, i have an angelfish named Jaws XD
and a dalmation fish named stripes...
thats it for my funny pets XD
the rest are boring lol!

[ffdtirtp]

my friend's dog was named festus and my cat is named qweda but we call her qwe qwe 8)

[varalhearts]

I have a dog named Abraxas, a mouse named Fitch, and another mouse named Calisto, but Calisto died last Saturday. I also have two other mice, Dutches and Sugar.

Well my dog, who does nothing else other than lie on her back, is named Cleopatra. That's as close as I can get to funny.

[Tokarov]

My dog is named Puppy.

Cause he's a Puppy.

lol It's my sisters dog, she isnt very original. xD

[Lexington]

Oh, I thought this was a thread for "pet names" for your boyfriend or girlfriend.

I have a cat named Schwa. That's the upside-down "e" than you see in pronounciation guides. Why is he named that? I'm not entirely sure. Someone in my college once said he would name his child "Schwa" once he had one, and I guess that just stuck with me. When we got the cat, we weren't sure of its gender, so we went with "Schwa" until we could figure out. (He's male.) By that point, the name had stuck. It's an ideal name to hiss/yell when he's doing something wrong. "Schwa! Damnit, SCHWA!"



Lex

[LOVEjames]

I totally thought it was a name for girl/boyfriends and stuff like Lex. xD I was gonna be like, "Well, my grandmother calls me Lamb Chop because I loved that show when I was a kid, she calls my sister Snick because she loves Snickerdoodles..." xD

But um, my cats' name is Charlie... No real reason. His full name is Charles Bartholomew. My friend named him.

[Jerr]

Do my mannequins from work get considered as pets?


If so... I named them.


Bradley, Joseph, Carl, Craig, Preson, Colby, Cody, Jonathon, Michael, and Sebastian.


Craig is a little depressed because he likes Sebastion but they are a little distance apart sense Colombia and Madison brands are separated by a ways and an isle. It is pretty sad. Craig has been acting out because of it. I feel sorry for him. He also has to wear some pretty unattractive clothes. Colombia isn't the best brand for attracting someone like Sebastian. Too bad he isn't a Red Camel mannequin like Bradley or Joseph. Hell, even pro tour can look good. Preston, Cody, and Colby pull it off quite well.



p.s. because I work in MEN'S I don't really associate with womaquins. So, chances are all of my Mannequins will end up Gay.

Better off this way... When a Mannequin and a Womaquin get together... they make a Babyquin and our Junior's department has too many bastard babyquins as is.




p.s. I make my job awesomely fun. I work at Belk. haha.

[pwnorton]

I got my first cat when I was about 3, and I got to name him, so obviously a logical name was out of the question. I named him Opie. Then my next cat's name was Phil (full name Philip William Christensen). My next cat's name was Butch. Now, my I have new cats. I got lazy, so I just named them Boy Kitty and Girl Kitty.

[OneHatMadder]

I had 3 chickens.
-Esmeralda
-Faffy 2 (The 1st Faffy died)
&
-Nugget.

Yes... A chicken named nugget. Apart from that my cats are called Alice and Milo.

Names of rats i had

Chippy
Beco

Chibi

Chiro
Buchi

[Martin]

The one i have now is Lola. The one before was ben, but nicknamed pudgiewudge. The teddy in my avatar also has the same name.

[Hepcat]

My cat is called Vanessa because we found her as a kitten under out van one day during a big storm. My parents never wanted a cat, and I was always told I could never have one, but after nobody claimed her, she ended up staying and since then I've always looked after her.

Some of the names I came up with for her kittens were rather silly, cause I was much younger then. 2 of them were named Milly and Lenny because they were born just after 2000 (I think, or just before, I can't remember exactly) and I wanted to name one of them which had white paws Luke, after the Star Wars character, but since we gave him to my grandparents my grandmother named him Buttons, which I though was a rather degrading name actually.

[Lexington]

>>>Do my mannequins from work get considered as pets?

You sound about as weird as I do.

We had a half-mannequin (waist-up) at a store, which I named "Dominique". Until her left arm broke off. Then I renamed her "Mrs Allen", after Def Leppard's drummer.

Lex

[Vampyrecat]

My friend has a cat called "Macdougal".
My cat is called Jordi.

I had two dogs called Stanley and Stella. Named after the broadway musical characters.

I also had a fish called Wanda.

[panda]

Nothing real funny.

Kit Cat,Sugar Bear, Black Jack, Misty, Tiggedy Tiger. All Cats.

A tea cup poople named Valentyne
A ferret named Bo Jangles
3 tropical fish named Ito, Pito, and Tito
all my animals.

[OneHatMadder]

A fish called Wanda? Oh AWESOME! Hahaha.

I've ALWAYS wanted to do that! Great movie!

Always wanted to name a cat Meryl Streep haha.

well my twin named his femal chin Pixie , i think its cute coz she was fat n fluffy