Giant mice in Tesco? Blame the gays

Well I can't think of any other possible explanation for why this has happened. It's just obvious that an entity responsible for creating and controlling everything is going to make clear its opposition to marriage equality by materialising a few mice in a supermarket cupboard in Britain. What other explanation could there possibly be?

 

That's like blaming pollution on whales. The two couldn't possibly ever be related. I don't see why this article was started, I cant even fathom how someones brain could work in such a way to think the two are correlated.

All the best.

 

Derp derp derpity derp. That's like blaming Justin Bieber for some local business shutting down (though there is a very good chance that the operators of the store played his music 24/7. Hmm...)

 

Well since God has a plan for everything and controls everything, the mice must be there because he thought it was a good idea. So if gays are reponsible and God had to do it then we must have a lot of influence over God!

 

Awesome! The power of the gays, we should just like take over the world. Today; mice in tesco. Tomorrow; tigers in London.

 

It's them durn homersexuals, with their tight pants, and their hippity-hop!

 

Yes! Yes! :icon_bigg

On a serious note, nothing - It's ridiculous. :lol:

 

So now we're to blame for mice? I preferred it when we were going to be responsible for the end of the world. You know, destroying the world commands respect. Not mice infestations, though