These are some responces my aunt and my mom told me they have come across the years being teachers from the primary lvl to the collage lvl. and i thought i would share. PS-Fell free to laugh :lol: Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. Teacher: Maria, go to the World map and find North America. Maria: Here it is! Teacher: Correct! Now class, who discovered America? Class: Maria! Teacher: Why are you late Frank? Frank: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Frank: The one that says, "school ahead, go slow" Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplcation on the floor? John: Because you told me to do it without using tables! what more do you want from me! Teacher: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile'? Glen: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L... Teacher: ...No, that's wrong. Glen: Maybe it's wrong but you asked me how i spell it. Teacher: Winne, name one important thing we have now that we didn't have ten years ago. Winne: Me! Teacher: Millie, give a sentence starting with " I ". Millie: I is... Teacher: No Millie...always say "I am." Millie: All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say your prayers before eating? Simon: No ma' am. I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted it too. Now, does anyone know why his father didn't punish him? Louis: Because Geroge still had the axe in his hand. Teacher: Graig, how do you always get so dirty? Graig: Well, i'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Harold: A teacher.