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sexyalex · 22nd May 2008, 07:10 AM

These are some responces my aunt and my mom told me they have come across the years being teachers from the primary lvl to the collage lvl. and i thought i would share.

PS-Fell free to laugh

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Maria, go to the World map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct! Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria!

Teacher: Why are you late Frank?
Frank: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Frank: The one that says, "school ahead, go slow"

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplcation on the floor?
John: Because you told me to do it without using tables! what more do you want from me!

Teacher: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glen: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L...
Teacher: ...No, that's wrong.
Glen: Maybe it's wrong but you asked me how i spell it.

Teacher: Winne, name one important thing we have now that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winne: Me!

Teacher: Millie, give a sentence starting with " I ".
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No Millie...always say "I am."
Millie: All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say your prayers before eating?
Simon: No ma' am. I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted it too. Now, does anyone know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because Geroge still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Graig, how do you always get so dirty?
Graig: Well, i'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.

Tim · 22nd May 2008, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Teacher: Millie, give a sentence starting with " I ".
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No Millie...always say "I am."
Millie: All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say your prayers before eating?
Simon: No ma' am. I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted it too. Now, does anyone know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because Geroge still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.

Omg, Those made me crack up.

Nice laugh before I go to bed =D

Alex · 22nd May 2008, 07:14 AM

those are funny

22nd May 2008, 09:30 AM

Beebo · 22nd May 2008, 09:37 AM

hahah. Lovin' it.

interstella · 22nd May 2008, 10:00 AM

rofl. little kids are SO funny!

Austin · 22nd May 2008, 11:06 AM

My friend showed me those yesterday

wonder where he got them from =o

ccdd · 22nd May 2008, 11:09 AM

Totally hilarious!!

panda · 22nd May 2008, 11:25 AM

**Jim1454** · 22nd May 2008, 12:47 PM

Very cute!

heatqueen · 22nd May 2008, 12:55 PM

Roflmao!!!!!

Steam Giant · 22nd May 2008, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexyalex

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted it too. Now, does anyone know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because Geroge still had the axe in his hand.

**Martin** · 22nd May 2008, 03:49 PM

I love them.

**Gerry** · 22nd May 2008, 03:56 PM

My favorite one was the first one about the formula for water. Lol.

TriBi · 22nd May 2008, 05:21 PM

Yeah -they're good.

I especially loved the "I is..." - making the teacher look foolish!

Mirko · 22nd May 2008, 05:37 PM

Very Funny!

musicgirl112233 · 22nd May 2008, 07:40 PM

22nd May 2008, 07:10 AM	#1
sexyalex Fame Monster copy No.2 Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: attracted to anyone sexy Out Status: only my friends know. Location: Kingston Age: 20 Posts: 1,410 Join Date: Dec 2007	DO students school teachers? These are some responces my aunt and my mom told me they have come across the years being teachers from the primary lvl to the collage lvl. and i thought i would share. PS-Fell free to laugh Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. Teacher: Maria, go to the World map and find North America. Maria: Here it is! Teacher: Correct! Now class, who discovered America? Class: Maria! Teacher: Why are you late Frank? Frank: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Frank: The one that says, "school ahead, go slow" Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplcation on the floor? John: Because you told me to do it without using tables! what more do you want from me! Teacher: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile'? Glen: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L... Teacher: ...No, that's wrong. Glen: Maybe it's wrong but you asked me how i spell it. Teacher: Winne, name one important thing we have now that we didn't have ten years ago. Winne: Me! Teacher: Millie, give a sentence starting with " I ". Millie: I is... Teacher: No Millie...always say "I am." Millie: All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say your prayers before eating? Simon: No ma' am. I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted it too. Now, does anyone know why his father didn't punish him? Louis: Because Geroge still had the axe in his hand. Teacher: Graig, how do you always get so dirty? Graig: Well, i'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Harold: A teacher. __________________ I know that we are young and I know that you may love me, but I just can't be with you like this anymore. Alejandro.

22nd May 2008, 07:14 AM	#3
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