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DO students school teachers?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by sexyalex, May 22, 2008.

  1. sexyalex

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    These are some responces my aunt and my mom told me they have come across the years being teachers from the primary lvl to the collage lvl. and i thought i would share.

    PS-Fell free to laugh :lol:

    Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
    Donald: H I J K L M N O.
    Teacher: What are you talking about?
    Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

    Teacher: Maria, go to the World map and find North America.
    Maria: Here it is!
    Teacher: Correct! Now class, who discovered America?
    Class: Maria!

    Teacher: Why are you late Frank?
    Frank: Because of the sign.
    Teacher: What sign?
    Frank: The one that says, "school ahead, go slow"

    Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplcation on the floor?
    John: Because you told me to do it without using tables! what more do you want from me!

    Teacher: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
    Glen: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L...
    Teacher: ...No, that's wrong.
    Glen: Maybe it's wrong but you asked me how i spell it.

    Teacher: Winne, name one important thing we have now that we didn't have ten years ago.
    Winne: Me!

    Teacher: Millie, give a sentence starting with " I ".
    Millie: I is...
    Teacher: No Millie...always say "I am."
    Millie: All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

    Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say your prayers before eating?
    Simon: No ma' am. I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

    Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted it too. Now, does anyone know why his father didn't punish him?
    Louis: Because Geroge still had the axe in his hand.

    Teacher: Graig, how do you always get so dirty?
    Graig: Well, i'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

    Teacher:
    Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

    Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    Harold: A teacher.
     
  2. Tim

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    Omg, Those made me crack up.

    Nice laugh before I go to bed =D
     
  3. Alex

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    those are funny :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    :roflmao:
     
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    :grin: hahah. Lovin' it.
     
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    rofl. little kids are SO funny!
     
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    My friend showed me those yesterday :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: wonder where he got them from =o
     
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    Totally hilarious!!

    :roflmao:
     
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    :roflmao: :roflmao: :lol:
     
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    Very cute!
     
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    Roflmao!!!!!
     
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    :roflmao:
     
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    I love them. :grin:
     
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    My favorite one was the first one about the formula for water. Lol.
     
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    Yeah -they're good. :grin:

    I especially loved the "I is..." - making the teacher look foolish!
     
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    Very Funny! :roflmao:
     
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