So what are some things you've said that completely came out wrong? Bonus points if someone pointed it out and/or responded in a way that only made it worse. Here, I'll give you the story for the title: Taylor (flutist in my marching band): Well you don't blow into your instrument, you bang on it. Julia (percussionist in the marching band): Yeah, I don't blow, I bang. Me: :lol: Taylor: :dry: Another one that happened in band went like this: [Girl named Clarice is hiding in the closet where they keep the baritone saxophones] Taylor: [trying to pull Clarice out] Clarice, come out! Clarice: NO! I will never come out of the closet! (!)And then I made everything gay(!)