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"I don't blow, I bang."

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by thesharkamander, Oct 5, 2013.

  1. thesharkamander

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    So what are some things you've said that completely came out wrong?
    Bonus points if someone pointed it out and/or responded in a way that only made it worse.

    Here, I'll give you the story for the title:
    Taylor (flutist in my marching band): Well you don't blow into your instrument, you bang on it.
    Julia (percussionist in the marching band): Yeah, I don't blow, I bang. :grin:
    Me: :lol:
    Taylor: :dry:

    Another one that happened in band went like this:
    [Girl named Clarice is hiding in the closet where they keep the baritone saxophones]
    Taylor: [trying to pull Clarice out] Clarice, come out!
    Clarice: NO! I will never come out of the closet!
    (!)And then I made everything gay(!)