If you get offended by gay jokes (not that this one is particularly offensive) don't read. Spoiler The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch."
:lol: oh my freaking god this is too funny i need to tell my friends at school they would die like they nearly died at a stupid joke i cant imagine what they do, the joke was Q:what do you call a gay drive by? A:A fruit rollup :lol:
I saw a conversation between two people, one being a gay guy and the other a homophobe. Here's how it went: G: He's so hot! G2: Yeah he is! H: FAGS! G: Fuck A Guy Silly? Yeah I would! Come on over here baby. It's really a comeback, but I laughed pretty solidly and I still can't hold back a smile even typing this. I'd DEFINITELY fuck a guy silly.:icon_bigg:icon_wink:badgrin:
