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ANTI-JOKE:What do you call a gay person?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by TheStrongestLink, Oct 7, 2013.

  1. TheStrongestLink

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    Usually just hot, but that too. Jokes that begin that way always piss me off.
     
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    Did this anger you too?
     
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    Oh, no. Sorry. But like, when people mean them as a real joke. Its almost invariably offensive, and rarely funny. But this is fine lol.
     
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    You call a gay person gay because they are...
     
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    We prefer the term 'heterosexually challenged' lol just kidding.
     
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    What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat-mobile? "Get in the bat-mobile!"
     
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    When anyone asks me a joke that starts like "What do you call a _____?" I'm going to respond with "Their name." :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" - The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves.

    ... I'm sorry I just find anti-jokes hilarious.
     
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    So now I'm not just vertically challenged, I'm heterosexually challenged too? I feel like just going with the actual words would sound better at this point. xD
     
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    If you have the time...

     
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    what do you call a blank?
     
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    Haha, good one :grin:
    I don't usually find gay jokes particularly offensive, I usually just laugh at them and jokes about any other groups that I consider myself to be a part of such as those about artists, lefties, vegans, eco-conscious, "hipsters" (naturally I don't consider myself to be a part of this mysterious post-ironic phenomenon), the Turkish and so on.
    Of course, how offensive something is depends on who told it, in what manner and tone, but I have enough of a callous to not be offended by words.
     
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    Call me stupid, but the ending makes no sense to me...