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My bi friend describes sexual orientations.

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by thesharkamander, Oct 15, 2013.

  1. thesharkamander

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    [Holly = gay
    Claire = bi
    Clarice = pan]
    "Holly's a circle, Claire and I are dents, and [Clarice is] just a squiggly line."
    And the next day, our friend Julia came out as bi so now there's a third dent. (!)
     
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    Lol, very nice. I'm pretty sure I went to school as a wishbone among hundreds of lasers.
     
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    Okay maybe I'm a little slow, but your gonna have to explain how your friend arrived at circle, dent, and squiggly line.
     
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    Same
     
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    ...wut?

    This feels like some sorta riddle. :help:
     
  6. thesharkamander

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    A heterosexual person is often called "straight".
    So Holly, a homosexual person, is a circle.
    Crystal (the girl I quoted in the first post), Julia, and I, all bisexual people, are dents.
    And Clarice, a pansexual girl, is a squiggly line. (I'm not sure where Crystal got that from but it feels right.)
     
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    The idea is that a straight person is a straight line. A gay person is the opposite -- a circle. A bi person is a semicircle, being halfway between gay (circular) and straight. The semicircle can also look like a dent in a line. Pan people are just everything so they get to be squiggly lines full of straight and circular bits and so on.

    Edit: Ninja shark!
     
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    Thanks
     
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    That's cute! What about a gay person being an angle or Bent? Bisexuals are bent a little. Gay people are bent a lot. FWIW
     
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    Mkay now what about the grays and the aces? :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Maybe I'll ask her tomorrow.
     
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    Ooooh! Okay, that makes sense now. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: