Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War - Empty Closets - A safe online community for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered people coming out

**Martin** · 6th Jun 2008, 03:59 PM

So i was bored. What can ya do?

http://www.starwarscrawl.com/?id=1578

I think this is pretty accurate.

*hides*

Behling · 6th Jun 2008, 04:01 PM

haha your a dick
I'm not camp, like seriously, I'm just like totally fabulous *does limp wrist*

Hoppip · 6th Jun 2008, 04:04 PM

Phaha. That made me laugh so hard... Because I'm pretty much guilty of two out of three. XD

6th Jun 2008, 04:07 PM

OMG thats brilliant Martin, I needed a laugh

Jeimuzu · 6th Jun 2008, 04:07 PM

Lol! Bitch.

6th Jun 2008, 04:08 PM

How dare you?

*Rips off mouth*

beckyg · 6th Jun 2008, 04:41 PM

Martin, the things you do when you are bored!

xballetxbeautyx · 6th Jun 2008, 04:54 PM

Martin, you shall never cease to amaze me.

Andrew · 6th Jun 2008, 05:01 PM

lmfao. that was funny

Thanks martin.

Poring · 6th Jun 2008, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuisT

lmfao. that was funny

Thanks martin.

indeed, we all love you for making us smile every time you do something like this!

Steam Giant · 6th Jun 2008, 07:39 PM

I'm surprised you didn't call it "Episode 1: the Phantom Anus" :P

Okay, I totally stole that from Space Moose, but still!

Very funny though ^^

pirateninja · 7th Jun 2008, 02:04 AM

ROFLMAO

Oh hell, will there be an Episode 2?

SamAlex728 · 7th Jun 2008, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pirateninja

ROFLMAO

Oh hell, will there be an Episode 2?

Homo Wars - Episode 2: Lesbians Shooting Gay Guys in Hot Tubs

7th Jun 2008, 02:17 AM

Bahaha you would make something like that.

darkestknight · 7th Jun 2008, 03:09 AM

Oh Lol!

interstella · 7th Jun 2008, 04:08 AM

ROFLMAO
that's brilliant! can't wait for Episode 2!

**Helen** · 7th Jun 2008, 04:24 AM

Oh my goodness gracious, Martin. You just made my day XD

Can has Episode 2 soon?

**Martin** · 7th Jun 2008, 05:20 AM

We shall see.

I'll try and think of something else on here I can take the piss out of.

SamAlex728 · 7th Jun 2008, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

We shall see.

I'll try and think of something else on here I can take the piss out of.

as i said above
check the honeymoon thread

jazzrawr · 7th Jun 2008, 06:59 AM

Oh, Martin! XD
thank you for starting my morning well.
im going to have a good day now. ^.^
that was so funny!
please find something to make fun of for Episode 2

6th Jun 2008, 03:59 PM	#1
Martin EC's Red Queen EC Admin Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Merseyside, UK Age: 21 Posts: 8,027 Join Date: Nov 2007	Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War So i was bored. What can ya do? http://www.starwarscrawl.com/?id=1578 I think this is pretty accurate. hides __________________ The blue whale ejaculates up to 40 gallons during sexual intercourse, but only 10 gallons enters the female. Do you still wonder why the sea tastes salty?

6th Jun 2008, 04:01 PM	#2
Behling ^_^ Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Illinois, just outside of Chicago Age: 19 Posts: 1,898 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War haha your a dick I'm not camp, like seriously, I'm just like totally fabulous does limp wrist __________________ "Your words are infectious Your eyes leave me breathless I think it's safe to say You're deadly in your own way"

6th Jun 2008, 04:04 PM	#3
Hoppip look at the good i do Full Member Gender: Lv. 18 ♂ Orientation: Water / Dragon Out Status: Uncommon Location: Johto Posts: 1,562 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War Phaha. That made me laugh so hard... Because I'm pretty much guilty of two out of three. XD __________________ KUDOS ME. I made myshelf pregnant.

6th Jun 2008, 04:07 PM	#4
Starlight Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War OMG thats brilliant Martin, I needed a laugh

6th Jun 2008, 04:07 PM	#5
Jeimuzu Wreck Cognition Full Member Gender: Heterogametic Orientation: Rawr. Out Status: 99% out. Location: Middlesbrough Age: 23 Posts: 1,744 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War Lol! Bitch. __________________

6th Jun 2008, 04:08 PM	#6
Connor Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War How dare you? Rips off mouth

6th Jun 2008, 04:41 PM	#7
beckyg PFLAG Mom Community Liaison Gender: Female Orientation: Straight Out Status: Out to everyone/Yes, parents come out too! Location: Middle of Oregon Age: 50 Posts: 7,572 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War Martin, the things you do when you are bored! __________________ "When we're free to love anyone we choose, When this worlds big enough for all different views, When we're all free to worship from our own kind of pew, Then we shall be free" ~ Garth Brooks

6th Jun 2008, 04:54 PM	#8
xballetxbeautyx Heterodox Homosexual Full Member Gender: (.)(.) Orientation: Kinsey 5? Ish? Out Status: If you don't know, where have you been all my life Location: Midwest USA Age: 17 Posts: 1,719 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War Martin, you shall never cease to amaze me. __________________ I can't go to Pigfarts! IT'S ON MARS. You need a rocketship! Do you have a rocketship, Potter? Look at this - it's Rocketship Potter! Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!

6th Jun 2008, 05:01 PM	#9
Andrew hugeee. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few people Location: Illinois Posts: 550 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War lmfao. that was funny Thanks martin.

6th Jun 2008, 07:39 PM	#11
Steam Giant EC Addict Full Member Gender: Transgender - MtF Orientation: Interested in men Out Status: As bi: out to everyone; As trans: 2 Location: Northeastern Pennsylvania, USA Age: 29 Posts: 2,044 Join Date: Apr 2007	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War I'm surprised you didn't call it "Episode 1: the Phantom Anus" :P Okay, I totally stole that from Space Moose, but still! Very funny though ^^ __________________ Started Estrogen and Spironolactone on May 2, 2011

7th Jun 2008, 02:04 AM	#12
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War ROFLMAO Oh hell, will there be an Episode 2? __________________ Holly the Pirateninja Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

7th Jun 2008, 02:17 AM	#14
Midnight Angel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War Bahaha you would make something like that.

7th Jun 2008, 03:09 AM	#15
darkestknight Ik ben vandaag zo vrolijk! Full Member Gender: Male, XY Orientation: Men, men, and more men! Out Status: Almost out to everyone Location: Malaysia Posts: 526 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War Oh Lol!

7th Jun 2008, 04:08 AM	#16
interstella Don't call me GaGa... Full Member Gender: Genderqueer Orientation: Queer Out Status: Everyone Location: London, UK Age: 18 Posts: 700 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War ROFLMAO that's brilliant! can't wait for Episode 2! __________________ Lesbian? Gay? Bisexual? Transgender? Queer? Whatever.

7th Jun 2008, 04:24 AM	#17
Helen Empty Closets Mod EC Moderator Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Inconsequential if people know. Location: York, United Kingdom Age: 19 Posts: 2,101 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War Oh my goodness gracious, Martin. You just made my day XD Can has Episode 2 soon? __________________ I want a window where I can see a tree, or even water... (....and the lesbians)

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7th Jun 2008, 05:20 AM	#18
Martin EC's Red Queen EC Admin Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Merseyside, UK Age: 21 Posts: 8,027 Join Date: Nov 2007	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War We shall see. I'll try and think of something else on here I can take the piss out of. __________________ The blue whale ejaculates up to 40 gallons during sexual intercourse, but only 10 gallons enters the female. Do you still wonder why the sea tastes salty?

7th Jun 2008, 06:59 AM	#20
jazzrawr Lover of Loony Lovegood Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesimbean Out Status: I scream it from rooftops Location: Ontario, Canada. Age: 19 Posts: 3,391 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Homo Wars - Episode 1: The EC War Oh, Martin! XD thank you for starting my morning well. im going to have a good day now. ^.^ that was so funny! please find something to make fun of for Episode 2 __________________ <3 You can love people so much... But you can never love someone as much as you can miss them. (...and the lesbians.)