MONTEVIDEO, June 10 (FS News) A number of members of the popular online LGBT community Empty Closets have been sighted in various classrooms of the Universidad de la Republica in Montevideo, Uruguay. According to official records, there is only one member of the online community currently attending the prestigious Uruguayan university. 'I'm totally sure that they actually are EC members' Mr. Frederick Xavier told our reporter. 'I can't explain why they have suddenly moved to Uruguay, but they are here' So far, Mr. Xavier has identified Empty Closets members such as ampthejazz, Martin, and Muzzy, who seemingly dyed his hair golden blond in a failed attempt to avoid being identified. 'I wonder why they haven't talked to me yet' he says. 'I'm not THAT unpopular...' Whichever their reasons are, they remain a mystery.
Damn, I knew my disguise of getting and losing a job wouldn't work! Oh wait, it wasn't a disguise! Then... how did I get to Uruguay? Katie drugged me again!
