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Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy milk

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  1. DarkClarity

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    #1 DarkClarity, Nov 10, 2013
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    I'm not sure if I should laugh or be upset...
     
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    He gets points for creativity.That's one way to get a blow-job, I suppose! Wish I could read Spanish, and see the whole story. Odd, what people will do.
     
    #3 HuskyPup, Nov 10, 2013
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    Oh, the irony. The first thing that came into my head at reading that was 'oh god'.
     
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    :roflmao:
     
    #5 DarkClarity, Nov 10, 2013
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    I don't really believe this. The caption has a typo: "On his was to jail", and at the bottom of the page it says "Full Spanish report here". Why Spanish? Portuguese is spoken in Brazil, not Spanish.

    Anyway, this shows how easily the human race can be tricked.
     
    #6 DannyBoi66, Nov 10, 2013
  7. drwinchester

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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    And this may be the only reason I decide to major in theology.
     
    #7 drwinchester, Nov 10, 2013
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    What a coincidence...mine does too!
     
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil


    The link is to a report on a Madrid newspaper, and as far as I can tell the site isn't satire...but yeah, who knows?
     
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    Oh for crying out loud. :eusa_doh:
     
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    I thought "good lord".
     
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    :confused:
     
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    I bet the journalist have fun coming up with this headline hahaha.
     
    #13 Ticklish Fish, Nov 10, 2013
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    that's nasty
     
    #14 Phoenix, Nov 10, 2013
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    Well, I can't decide whether to respond to this with hilarity of incredulity...or disgust. But he gets marks for creativity, at least!
     
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    I don't know why he's getting arrested since when is it illegal to get a bj, even if it is by retards.
     
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    Why doesn't this surprise me....

    I find it a bit hilarious, though. I can see it already.

     
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    O.M.G... The pastor must be desperate...
     
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    lol
     
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    How come when I tried that line they all just laughed and walked away? I must have let my body language give the message that I knew it was a joke too.
    I wonder if that's what Slick Willy told Monica before he left pecker tracks on her dress. :roflmao:
     
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