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Beebo · 16th Jun 2008, 06:41 PM

OKAY!. Wow. What an experience this has been. If you dont know whats going on with me, check this. I'm gonna be offline for a while. dont know how long.

First of all

I'd like to apologize to the people who I was going to be giving fitness advice to in the thread that I made. I am now back (THATS RIGHT) and I will be posting new exorcises everyday.

You may be wondering: Where the EFF have you been you dirt bag. (but maybe not)

Oh geez. I have had quite an adventure.

Saturday, June 14th

Okay. So I woke up in that little cottage, with that monstrocity of a bird still yam-jabbering about, and yawned, grabbed my grubby old glasses, wiped them off, and put them on. 'Geez this place is stuffy', I thought to myself.

Well, I showered and used much soap - mostly because I had seen a spider the day before, and I am far to sketched of those little beasties to have even left a trace of spidery footprints on me. They get you while you sleep, you know. (spiders, the real sexual predator). Anyways. I look out the window and to my surprise, I have some unlikely visitors: two giant dogs right outside my door.

So I get all ready and good to go, and I build up the courage to run past them. I bust open the door, and start running, and I get past them, and just as I start closing in on the fence, A THIRD ONE APPEARS JUST IN FRONT OF ME!!!. So here I am, completely surrounded, with nowhere to go, and about to get mauled/eaten. I decide to yell for help.

Just as my last bit of hope drew away, I saw the owner of the lot come running to my rescue. he shooed the dogs away and walked me to safety. He was like my knight in shining armor... It was so romantic (atleast to me... I doubt he would agree).

Anyways, I walked like half way across town, dropping off resumes, and I saw some very weird things... but I will save that for another time.

I got very burnt on saturday... my arms and face were all red... But then I went to a friends house, and they gave me some lotion to sooth the skin. We Played Nintendo Wii that night, then we went to a camp fire with a few friends, and I played a few songs for them.

Anyways, the night came along, and it was 2am, and that was the time my friend chose to tell me -- "you can't stay here tonight". Thankfully though, my other friend (the one who lent me the lotion) was in the car, and he let me spend the night there.

Sunday June 15th

Oh geez... I had the biggest ridiculous tanlines (which were still burns at the time) so I decided to wear a huge hippy sweater -- I looked like such a drifter, it was hilarious. Anyways, I went to church, and then I went to eat breakfast at a little diner in town with a few friends. It was Deeeeeeeelicious. yum yum nom ngnom nom,. BUT!! It was fathers day!!!. So what in the world was I to do???

Well, since I am such a good son (

), I definatly grabbed a $1 card from the dollar store and brought it home. Heh. My parents greeted me warmly, and we actually had a great night. But at the end of the night, I had nowhere to go and I was definatly worried to the max.

I was supposed to stay with a friend who was supposed to come home from london (canada) that night. But he wasnt showing up, so I called his mom and told her that he had to call me when he got home, it was urgent.

A few minutes went by, and I got a call back from the same number, and I was pumped, 'My friend is back' I thought. But to my surprise, It was his mom again, and she sounded very worried. She asked me about 'what was so urgent', and I explained the whole story to her. She told me, without a even considering anything else, that I could stay over the night.

So I packed up my stuff like a little pack camel, and went on my way, walking in the night towards my destination. I opened the door after a few knocks, and I saw a dog run at me, so I shut the door quickly. She took the dog out, and then led me up to my room. She had company that night... and I felt a little ashamed... so I thanked her, and I went directly to my room and stayed there reading 'Dracula' the rest of the night (I also did a little workout.. but I tried to be quiet...)

Monday, June 16th

I woke up this morning to the sound of the pitter pattering of that dogs feet downstairs. It was pacing back and forth as if waiting for me to emerge out of the upstairs hallway. From time to time it would stop and just growl. I divised a plan. I got all dressed, grabbed my back pack, and grabbed a big blanket and a pillow.

I then snuck downstairs and I stood at the bottom of the last stair, and shouted into the house "I'm Ready for you DEVIL DOG". At the sound of this, I heard the pitter pattering turn into thunderous clompstomping like horse hoove's smashing the ground during an race. It rounded to corner, but I was already on top of it. I was ready. I smashed it in the face with the pillow, and knocked it back a foot, then I took a step towards the door. I kept doing this until I was close enough to grab my shoes and reach the door, and the dog was eyeing me with blazing fury as it gnashed at me with its sharp teeth, and slobbery gaping food hole.

I threw the blanket at it, and successfully covered it completly. It ran into a couple walls and struggled before it finally got out, but by that time I had sidestepped around the mad beast and was out the door with a huge proud grin on my face. I called the house and left a message explaining why there was a blanket and pillow laying in the hall, just so they didnt think I messed up their house and left lazily.

Anyways...

So I told my dad the previous day I was going to come home to do some laundry. So I did, but as soon as I stepped into the door, heard the phone ring. It was my mom's work, and they were calling for me. They wanted me in for an interview at 3:30 that afternoon. Anyways. I went, got a dramatically different haircut, went to my interview, and got the job.

.

That is my story. Thank you for listening.

Miaplacidus · 16th Jun 2008, 06:44 PM

Welcome back, Mike. *hugs*

Jeimuzu · 16th Jun 2008, 06:47 PM

Devil Dog!

Glad to have you back, as you already know.

Beebo · 16th Jun 2008, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miaplacidus

Welcome back, Mike. *hugs*

I'm glad to be back. I thought about you all everyday. :P I wasnt gone long, but It was pretty scary at times. I love you guys.

Bryan90 · 16th Jun 2008, 06:49 PM

So you're working in your mom's company now?

16th Jun 2008, 06:52 PM

OMG poor dog. Good story lol. Glad to have you back.

Beebo · 16th Jun 2008, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan90

So you're working in your mom's company now?

Ya. You should have seen her face when I told her. She was like "No! Find somewhere else!"

My dad just laughed at her and congratulated me. o_O. BAhhahah. what a family I live in.

davo-man · 16th Jun 2008, 07:12 PM

That's great news, I'm really happy that you got the job and a place to live now. i wqas worried for you for a while there. Congrats!

Beebo · 16th Jun 2008, 07:27 PM

Thanks Dave.
Can anyone guess who this is???

MeskElil · 16th Jun 2008, 07:28 PM

Hey, Beebo!

Welcome home.

InaRut · 16th Jun 2008, 08:01 PM

THAT SNAIL! It's ME!!!eer...Walrus

Alexander · 16th Jun 2008, 08:04 PM

FINALLY you're back

glad it worked out

SlickyPants · 16th Jun 2008, 08:09 PM

Glad things are better for you! I take it your not much of a dog person, eh?

Beebo · 16th Jun 2008, 08:23 PM

I actually love dogs, and I am usually so good with them... I guess this has just been a randomly random experience. Honestly tho, I had so much fun with the dog that I was fighting off in my friends house. Its name is Tango.

Mirko · 16th Jun 2008, 09:27 PM

Hi there! Glad that everything turned out well for you. Congratulations on the job!! Welcome back!

Chamber of Life · 16th Jun 2008, 09:40 PM

YAY!!!! *jumps up and down* Welcome back sexy DADDY!!!!

LOL!!

I'm so happy you're okay and alive and your back!!!

Walrus is sexy too!!!

Tim · 16th Jun 2008, 10:38 PM

New Haircut?

Pics!

Oh, and you're back... well, ok.

I'm so j/k. MIKE!!! *glomps x100*

17th Jun 2008, 12:38 AM

YYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!
Welcome back Mike !!
I missed youuuu

I'm so glad to hear everything is alright and you're ok

pirateninja · 17th Jun 2008, 01:33 AM

Glad to hear things are back on track now.

And welcome back!

**Maddy** · 17th Jun 2008, 01:41 AM

It's great to have you back, and I'm glad everything's worked out!

16th Jun 2008, 06:41 PM	#1
Beebo the cat what has facial hair. Full Member Gender: MAN Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Toronto Age: 23 Posts: 893 Join Date: Feb 2008	[I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] OKAY!. Wow. What an experience this has been. If you dont know whats going on with me, check this. I'm gonna be offline for a while. dont know how long. First of all I'd like to apologize to the people who I was going to be giving fitness advice to in the thread that I made. I am now back (THATS RIGHT) and I will be posting new exorcises everyday. You may be wondering: Where the EFF have you been you dirt bag. (but maybe not) Oh geez. I have had quite an adventure. Saturday, June 14th Okay. So I woke up in that little cottage, with that monstrocity of a bird still yam-jabbering about, and yawned, grabbed my grubby old glasses, wiped them off, and put them on. 'Geez this place is stuffy', I thought to myself. Well, I showered and used much soap - mostly because I had seen a spider the day before, and I am far to sketched of those little beasties to have even left a trace of spidery footprints on me. They get you while you sleep, you know. (spiders, the real sexual predator). Anyways. I look out the window and to my surprise, I have some unlikely visitors: two giant dogs right outside my door. So I get all ready and good to go, and I build up the courage to run past them. I bust open the door, and start running, and I get past them, and just as I start closing in on the fence, A THIRD ONE APPEARS JUST IN FRONT OF ME!!!. So here I am, completely surrounded, with nowhere to go, and about to get mauled/eaten. I decide to yell for help. Just as my last bit of hope drew away, I saw the owner of the lot come running to my rescue. he shooed the dogs away and walked me to safety. He was like my knight in shining armor... It was so romantic (atleast to me... I doubt he would agree). Anyways, I walked like half way across town, dropping off resumes, and I saw some very weird things... but I will save that for another time. I got very burnt on saturday... my arms and face were all red... But then I went to a friends house, and they gave me some lotion to sooth the skin. We Played Nintendo Wii that night, then we went to a camp fire with a few friends, and I played a few songs for them. Anyways, the night came along, and it was 2am, and that was the time my friend chose to tell me -- "you can't stay here tonight". Thankfully though, my other friend (the one who lent me the lotion) was in the car, and he let me spend the night there. Sunday June 15th Oh geez... I had the biggest ridiculous tanlines (which were still burns at the time) so I decided to wear a huge hippy sweater -- I looked like such a drifter, it was hilarious. Anyways, I went to church, and then I went to eat breakfast at a little diner in town with a few friends. It was Deeeeeeeelicious. yum yum nom ngnom nom,. BUT!! It was fathers day!!!. So what in the world was I to do??? Well, since I am such a good son (), I definatly grabbed a $1 card from the dollar store and brought it home. Heh. My parents greeted me warmly, and we actually had a great night. But at the end of the night, I had nowhere to go and I was definatly worried to the max. I was supposed to stay with a friend who was supposed to come home from london (canada) that night. But he wasnt showing up, so I called his mom and told her that he had to call me when he got home, it was urgent. A few minutes went by, and I got a call back from the same number, and I was pumped, 'My friend is back' I thought. But to my surprise, It was his mom again, and she sounded very worried. She asked me about 'what was so urgent', and I explained the whole story to her. She told me, without a even considering anything else, that I could stay over the night. So I packed up my stuff like a little pack camel, and went on my way, walking in the night towards my destination. I opened the door after a few knocks, and I saw a dog run at me, so I shut the door quickly. She took the dog out, and then led me up to my room. She had company that night... and I felt a little ashamed... so I thanked her, and I went directly to my room and stayed there reading 'Dracula' the rest of the night (I also did a little workout.. but I tried to be quiet...) Monday, June 16th I woke up this morning to the sound of the pitter pattering of that dogs feet downstairs. It was pacing back and forth as if waiting for me to emerge out of the upstairs hallway. From time to time it would stop and just growl. I divised a plan. I got all dressed, grabbed my back pack, and grabbed a big blanket and a pillow. I then snuck downstairs and I stood at the bottom of the last stair, and shouted into the house "I'm Ready for you DEVIL DOG". At the sound of this, I heard the pitter pattering turn into thunderous clompstomping like horse hoove's smashing the ground during an race. It rounded to corner, but I was already on top of it. I was ready. I smashed it in the face with the pillow, and knocked it back a foot, then I took a step towards the door. I kept doing this until I was close enough to grab my shoes and reach the door, and the dog was eyeing me with blazing fury as it gnashed at me with its sharp teeth, and slobbery gaping food hole. I threw the blanket at it, and successfully covered it completly. It ran into a couple walls and struggled before it finally got out, but by that time I had sidestepped around the mad beast and was out the door with a huge proud grin on my face. I called the house and left a message explaining why there was a blanket and pillow laying in the hall, just so they didnt think I messed up their house and left lazily. Anyways... So I told my dad the previous day I was going to come home to do some laundry. So I did, but as soon as I stepped into the door, heard the phone ring. It was my mom's work, and they were calling for me. They wanted me in for an interview at 3:30 that afternoon. Anyways. I went, got a dramatically different haircut, went to my interview, and got the job. . That is my story. Thank you for listening. __________________ New Song up. a rough version of "The Ghost of Adam".(I will be adding more.)

16th Jun 2008, 06:44 PM	#2
Miaplacidus Cheshire Cat Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gayer than not Out Status: Everyone who asks Location: Atlantida, Uruguay Age: 22 Posts: 5,080 Join Date: Feb 2007	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] Welcome back, Mike. hugs __________________ We are all mad here.

16th Jun 2008, 06:47 PM	#3
Jeimuzu Wreck Cognition Full Member Gender: Heterogametic Orientation: Rawr. Out Status: 99% out. Location: Middlesbrough Age: 23 Posts: 1,744 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] Devil Dog! Glad to have you back, as you already know. __________________

16th Jun 2008, 06:49 PM	#5
Bryan90 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Location: Toronto, Canada Age: 22 Posts: 668 Join Date: Nov 2006	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] So you're working in your mom's company now? __________________ "But only in their dreams can man be truly free. 'Twas always thus, and always thus will be." - John Keating, Dead Poets Society

16th Jun 2008, 06:52 PM	#6
Latinokid Guest Posts: n/a	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] OMG poor dog. Good story lol. Glad to have you back.

16th Jun 2008, 07:12 PM	#8
davo-man Aspiring RENThead Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Completely Out (YAY) Location: Australia Age: 22 Posts: 3,709 Join Date: Nov 2006	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] That's great news, I'm really happy that you got the job and a place to live now. i wqas worried for you for a while there. Congrats! __________________ The Joker Rules all.... TwoFace comes a close second! My Friends are the best people in the world Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.

16th Jun 2008, 07:27 PM	#9
Beebo the cat what has facial hair. Full Member Gender: MAN Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Toronto Age: 23 Posts: 893 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] Thanks Dave. Can anyone guess who this is??? __________________ New Song up. a rough version of "The Ghost of Adam".(I will be adding more.)

16th Jun 2008, 07:28 PM	#10
MeskElil ♥♥EC's Resident Hippie Child♥♥ Full Member Gender: Tomboy Orientation: Questioning...still... Out Status: 2 great guys who are helping me through everything Location: Southern California Age: 20 Posts: 1,038 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] Hey, Beebo! Welcome home. __________________ Call me Mesk

16th Jun 2008, 08:01 PM	#11
InaRut EC's Nu-Disco Walrus Full Member Gender: IRL Yaoi Character Orientation: (｡◕‿◕。) Out Status: ㅎ_ㅎ Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 22 Posts: 7,111 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] THAT SNAIL! It's ME!!!eer...Walrus __________________ "The first duty of every Starfleet Officer is to the truth. Whether it's scientific truth, historical truth, or personal truth. It is the guiding principle to which Starfleet is based. If you can't find it within yourself, to tell the truth about what happened, then you don't deserve to where that uniform."

16th Jun 2008, 08:04 PM	#12
Alexander EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Red Hook NY Age: 19 Posts: 2,736 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] FINALLY you're back glad it worked out

16th Jun 2008, 08:09 PM	#13
SlickyPants EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Age: 26 Posts: 541 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] Glad things are better for you! I take it your not much of a dog person, eh?

16th Jun 2008, 08:23 PM	#14
Beebo the cat what has facial hair. Full Member Gender: MAN Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Toronto Age: 23 Posts: 893 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] I actually love dogs, and I am usually so good with them... I guess this has just been a randomly random experience. Honestly tho, I had so much fun with the dog that I was fighting off in my friends house. Its name is Tango. __________________ New Song up. a rough version of "The Ghost of Adam".(I will be adding more.)

16th Jun 2008, 09:27 PM	#15
Mirko Molitva Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out and about Location: British Columbia, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 10,052 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] Hi there! Glad that everything turned out well for you. Congratulations on the job!! Welcome back! __________________ ~ Let Go of Who You Think You're Supposed to Be and Embrace Who You Are ~

16th Jun 2008, 09:40 PM	#16
Chamber of Life In my Naughty Tree!!! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Most of my friends. Location: Ohio, USA Age: 21 Posts: 288 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] YAY!!!! jumps up and down Welcome back sexy DADDY!!!! LOL!! I'm so happy you're okay and alive and your back!!! Walrus is sexy too!!!

16th Jun 2008, 10:38 PM	#17
Tim Psycho Glitter Btch Full Member Gender:* Guy, Unless Life Was a Horrible April Fools Joke. Orientation: Gay/Asexual/Confusing to Explain Out Status: Armed and Fabulous! XD Location: California Age: 23 Posts: 7,379 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] New Haircut? Pics! Oh, and you're back... well, ok. I'm so j/k. MIKE!!! glomps x100 __________________ Rawr! :3 ~The Stalker User Known As Tim~ Rawr! :3 EC's Sailor Star Healer, Oxymoron and All. Star Sensitive Inferno! Sailor Starlight, Stage On! [Vic] 7:49 pm: I keep my pants off in public.

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17th Jun 2008, 12:38 AM	#18
JSG Guest Posts: n/a	Re: [I'M] Here is the rest of my story [BACK] YYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!! Welcome back Mike !! I missed youuuu I'm so glad to hear everything is alright and you're ok

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