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I think my cats are lesbians...

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by pirateninja, Jun 17, 2008.

  1. pirateninja

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    :roflmao:

    I know it sounds far-fetched, but I found both Lisa and Hansworth literally kissing in my kitchen. Their lips were touching and I swear there was some tongue action in there!

    Plus, in the past, I have found them licking each other, shoving their faces in each others' arses, lying side by side, sharing food from the same small food bowl quite happily...

    And god only knows what they get up to when we're not around. :grin:

    EDIT: Yes, I know Hansworth sounds like a male name, but she is female. I have no idea why my mom's boyfriend wanted to call her that.
     
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    ..lol, that's hilarious.

    One of my ex-friends has a lesbian dog...She humps females, dog or human. It's quite funny, actually.
     
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    XD, My friend had 2 gay guinea pigs <.< It isn't uncommon. Although, that's typical behavior for cats, all my cats do that, so unless both of our female cats are bi, then I'm missin somethin =P

    Also, one of our female cats is named Funster, short for Freddie Munster. My dad named her before we knew it was a she, when he found out, he called her funster and after he passed away, we couldn't bring ourselves to rename her.
     
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    :roflmao: That's brilliant! Maybe you're rubbing off on them, Holly :slight_smile:.
     
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    My friend has two dogs (I think they're Boston Terriers) that do the exact same things as the cats. When they hump each other there is actually penetration though (one of them always yelps). It's one of the most interesting things I've seen.
     
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    My dog was lesbian. I remember when my parents wanted her to mate, she would kick the male dog in its genetalia. She never wanted anything to do with boy dogs. She loved humping things too...
     
  7. Oh my cat is definitely a lesbian, she gets excited around other females.
     
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    I caught these two guy cats who are sort of ours on top of each other.
     
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    I have three cats... Jack, Lexi and... Well, we never named the fat one. But she's fat.

    And I think she's asexual. Probably because she's so fat. She just sits...

    (She lets the bitches come to her.)
     
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    :eek: OMG is lesbianism catching... *hides her little kitten* lol

    I don't think animals worry too much about homosexuality, if it feels good for them they do it, maybe we could take some lessons!
     
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    Haha...yes I think that my female dog is a lesbian...unlike most female dogs she likes to hump things like male dogs do. Whenever she's around and we hug someone, she comes and tries to hump our legs...suffice to say, she makes for some entertaining moments.
     
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    Tell me Sean,

    Do you go to the bitches, or do the bitches go to you?
     
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    Gay horses.

    Definately not puppy love...

    :eek:
     
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    My dog is a lesbian. We discovered that when we were looking after my mum's friend's female dog. And our dog start humping their dog (much to their dog's distress). My mum's friend jokes about how their dog has never been the same again. :lol:
     
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    Hmmm... we should introduce our pets to EC :roflmao:
     
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    I think my budgies are gay :icon_redf They are too close to just be friends, and I don't want to know what goes on when I put the cover on at night :eek:
     
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    They very well could be lesbians or if there's no other animals around for them to interact with maybe they're just expressing feelings they would with other animals as well?
     
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    Already did. Inadog anyone? hahahaha
     
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