How gay people have sex

I love Davey.

This is good to know for my first time. Do I cut his penis off, bloom, and THEN rim his naval?

 

I believe you cut his penis off, then rim his naval, then bloom, THEN proceed to make him into a sandwich with some organic tomatoes.

 

On a serious note, when I get asked that question, I tell people that gay couples do it the the same way straight couples do it. Gay couples use all the same positions, foreplay, the works. And yes, some of us like to cuddle after the deed is done.

 

Should I be concerned that my eighth tentacle hasn't grown yet?

Also, I don't have any easy access to a goat. Is there anything that would be a good alternative sacrifice? I could maybe find a cow.

 

Not sure I'm more scared of the scissors or belly button guy....

 

OMG x))) that was fun

 

DOH! How did I get that wrong?! *erases notes and re-writes*

Yes, I can grow surprisingly good tomaters in this God forsaken sand people call soil. I mix it 50/50 with potting soil. Those tomaters would be fit to adorn anyone's penis-less body.

 

The video wasn't clear.

While engaging, got my dick stuck in a oven.

 

Oh, that's another thing: what if I'm not a fan of tomatoes?

 

Randy! You're not supposed to COOK the sammich!

Unless you can substitute a panini! With SUNDRIED tomatoes.

Oh boy, this is sounding like Mein Teil - Rammstein.

 

I will practise these guidelines on the next willing, or perhaps unwilling, volunteer I find.

1:57 actually happens in the film 'Shortbus'. It's true.

 

:roflmao: I've always wondered how it all worked. So glad I understand it better now.

 

I haven't watched the video yet. Your responses scare me.

 

LOL same!

 

But... but... but... when do I start singing the show tunes into his anus?

 

OMG Scissors :eek:

 

OMG. Davey is my favorite youtuber ever.

 

I think it's beautiful I watch it some times on the internet