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Your Favorite Quotes/Lines

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by AzThRg0, Jun 18, 2008.

  1. AzThRg0

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    Simple, you find a quote or line from something you like and post it, you can explain it if you want or leave it up to the reader to think about.

    My favorite right now is "If you are the shores, I am the waves begging for big moons" which is from a song by Fall Out Boy
     
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    My favorite line is from comedian Dane Cook. He's explaining how condescending a man was that he was talking to and calls the man "snarky". He then says "Snarky, yeah, it's a word. Google that shit. Google magic my friend". Ahhh, you really have to see the whole story to get the full effect. Look up Dane Cook sneeze on youtube. Really, Do it.
     
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    Don't make fun of me!


    Charlie's Angels 2
    "I have something you'll never have."
    "And what is that?"
    "FRIENDS"
    (and then the other angels come in and kick butt)

    I just always thought it was awesome. Haha.
     
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    We both like....soup
     
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    "If the map doesn't agree with the ground, then the map is wrong." - Gordon Livingston

    "What do you mean, you "Don't believe in homosexuality"? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary." - Lea DeLaria
     
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    "If your pee smells like candy, you're in trouble"
    My sophomore geometry teacher on diabetes. (Dunno why he wasn't actually teaching us math.)
     
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    "I'm sure you guys didn't tag along so we could sing Koombya together at some boy scout bonfire.... Or then again, maybe you did."
    - Leon Kennedy

    "Die monster. You don't belong in this world."
    "It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute."
    "Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!"
    "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions..."
    "Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!"
    "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk Have at you!"
    - The conversation between Dracula and Richter Belmont... It's funny when you actually watch it... Even better in I Wanna Be The Guy.

    "I WANNA BE THE GUY!"
    - The Kid from I Wanna Be The Guy
     
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    "Do you want to run with my pack? Do you want to ride on my back? Pray that what you lack does not distract"
    From the song "Book of Right-On" by Joanna Newsom. The way she says it is so taunting and sly, it's a brilliant song.


    Another one from an XKCD comic: A million people may say that the mountains do not exist, but that need not concern you as you stand atop them.
     
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    Ok so at my old school we had this character report thingies and there was 4 levels and a level 4 you got expelled. I was bored so I stood up in the middle of class and said "Character report level 5000 instant death!" and had to go to the principals office.Anyways it was all good fun:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    my 2 favourite sayings.... in fact they are now catch phrases for me.

    "soo not the drama"-Kim possible
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    :lol: When i had my pagent, and i was to go on stage my best friend said to me "Don't worry baby; when the world throws fruits and vegetables at you what do u do?!"

    Me: "SMOOTHIES!"
     
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    "Stay out of the light of the photograph that I gave you. You can say a prayer if you need to, or get in line and I'll grieve you. Can I meet you alone? Another night and I'll see you, another night and I'll be you. Some other way to continue, to hide my face."
    -My Chemical Romance

    Kinda long for a "line" but.. it means a lot to me.
     
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    "Wh-Wh-Why don't you make like a tree AND GET THE F:***:K OUT OF HERE!?!"
    -Bar Tender from Boondock Saints
     
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    "You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself, any direction you choose." - Dr. Seuss

    "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish!" - Dr. Seuss
     
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    I Don't know why, but I love the song Someone's Watching over me, just for this quote.\

    "Found Myself Today, Oh I Found Myself and Ran Away... But Something Pulled Me Back, The Voice of Reason I Forgot I Had..."
     
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    "It has taken me all forty-seven of my years to make sense of life, and now you wish me to explain it to you in five minutes?" - Master Splinter

    Lex
     
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    "Well, you know what they say; you can't teach a gay dog straight tricks."
    "Oh please, Chef, stop filling their heads with that queer loving propaganda."
    "Say, what? You of all people should agree!"
    "What do you mean?"
    "Well, you're gay aren't you?"
    "What! I am not gay!"
    "Well, you sure act like it."
    "I just act that way to get chicks."

    South Park is the best, no competition. :roflmao:
     
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    "How can the distance formula be gay? Is it having sex with other formulas of the same gender"-my math teacher.

    "If I was gay, I'd date a guy who was my height and body type so we could share clothes"-my math teacher.

    "I know why you're losing your voice. And it's not because you're sick."-my friend, to a slutty girl...with a 'cold'.

    That's it for now. And yes, my math teacher talks about homosexuality, a lot. He usually makes in front of the homophobes, so it's all good.
     
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    INSIDE JOKES:
    Because they count too!

    "Be careful of the females. They WILL try to mount you."

    "Look who just walked in late, MARK."
    -we don't even know anyone named Mark.

    "You're... very clever... with your tongue."
    -on the subject of my VOCABULARY

    THINGS TEACHERS HAVE SAID:

    "There will be absolutely no tolerance of foreplay."

    "If your pee smells like candy, you're in trouble."

    THINGS I'VE HEARD:

    Ditzy blond girl: "Mrs._____, I put on lotion all the time, I think I have a lotion fetish."
    Teacher: "_____, Are you sexually aroused by that lotion?"
    Ditzy blond girl: "No...?"
    Teacher: "Then you have an obsession, not a fetish."
     
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    Fawlty Towers. :grin:

    [Basil has just found out that Kurt has a crush on Manuel]
    Basil Fawlty: I knew it. I knew this would happen if we hired a Frenchman.
    Polly: He's Greek, Mr. Fawlty.
    Basil Fawlty: Greek?
    Polly: Of course.
    Basil Fawlty: Well that's worse, I mean they invented it.

    Sybil Fawlty: [on the phone] I know... I know... I know... Oh, I know!
    Basil Fawlty: Then why is she telling you?

    [Basil answers the phone which interrupts him hanging a moose head decoration]
    Basil Fawlty: [Answers the phone call from his wife] Yes. Fawlty Towers, hello?
    [pause]
    Basil Fawlty: I was just doing it, you stupid woman. I just put it down, to come here and be reminded by you to do what I'm already doin'. What is the point in reminding me to do what I'm already doing? What is the bloody point? I'm doing it aren't I?
    [pause]
    Basil Fawlty: Yes, yes, I picked it up... Yes... No, no, I haven't had a chance yet... Yes, I will... Yes... No, I haven't yet, but I will... Yes, yes, yes, I know it is... Yes, I'll try and get it cleared up... Anything else? I mean, would you like the hotel moved a bit to the left?

    [after explaining to everyone about the fire drill moments away]
    Basil Fawlty: Splendid, we will have the fire drill which will commence in exactly 30 seconds from now. Thank you.
    [Everyone stands still]
    Basil Fawlty: What are you doing? Are you just going to stand there?
    Mr. Sharp: Well, what do you suggest?
    Basil Fawlty: Well, couldn't a few of you go into the bar or dining room... I mean, use your imagination?
    Mr. Sharp: Why?
    Basil Fawlty: This is supposed to be a fire drill.
    Mr. Sharp: There's only a few seconds.
    Basil Fawlty: ...Right. Well, obviously if there was a fire you would all be standing down here like this, right here in the lobby. Wouldn't you? I don't know why we bother. We should let you all burn.

    German Guest: Can we help you?
    Basil Fawlty: Oh, you speak English.
    German Guest: Of course.
    Basil Fawlty: Ah, wonderful! Vonderbar! Ahh! Please allow me to introduce myself, I am the owner of Fawlty Towers. And may I welcome your war... your war... you all... and hope that your stay will be a happy one. Now, would you like to eat first, or would you like a drink before the war... ning! Er... trespassers will be tied up with piano wire... SORRY, SORRY!

    [Basil talking to Germans about the war]
    German: Can you please stop talking about the war?
    Basil: Me? You started it.
    German: We did not start it.
    Basil: Yes, you did, you invaded Poland.

    ^ My favorite. :grin:

    Ahh i luff Fawlty Towers. :sunglasses:
     
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    Ok... here are some inside things.
    Geoff (my brother): "MY BISQUE!"
    so now, whenever something goes wrong or we drop something, we shout "MY BISQUE!"​
    Paulbert: "I don't have any.... pants..." *after waking up at our house when he and my younger brother came home piss drunk*
    Paulbert (again): "My foot's cold... *looks down and his foot his purple*"
    we were eating breakfast in the dead of winter with a door to the outside open and his foot was right next to it... we're stupid lol​

    Finally! Song lyrics:
    "There are songs to be sung and pages to be filled with memories. There are roads to be traveled in places I have never seen. There are postcards to send and so much beauty just to take in. there are dreams to be chased and friends to be held more dearly. There is love to be seen more clearly. There are fears to be faced, and tremblings to understand. There are new days to brave, and all this foolish pride to lay down in your hands."
    A golden cookie to whoever can tell me who the band was that sang this :grin: *I do know who it is, but I want to see if you do*