anyone bought you a gift that made you think Are you sure you know me? or a gift that made you think This is just weird? had a few weird presents. one was last year a pack of Jelly Beans ''for adults'' I love Jelly Beans but they were in the shape of a cock with obscure flavors like vodka & lime. another one a few years ago was a shower attachment in the shape of a cock used it a couple of times all am saying is it does the job . :icon_redf
One of those exercise and weight control books, from my grandma. She thought I'd enjoy performing the contortions demonstrated in the book. I was a skinny 14- or 15-year-old.
an aunt got me some flippers when I was 10 didnt have the heart to tell her I hated swimming never used them .
:lol: When I was 15 my grandma game my a polishing shoe kit because she said times were gonna get rough and I might need to get a job polishing shoes... I was truly like "WTF?!" :lol:
I bought my ex a camisole and tap pants from Adam and Eve. She loved them until she tried them on. They were basically flaps of fabric held together by cord. Great for sex. Not so good for sleeping.
My weirdest gift was when I got a 'toy' from Bad Dragon, from a furry friend...must say, I was shocked, but also pretty happy!
Every years my Dad puts oranges and sometimes tangerines as well in our stockings. I also got a book bag once, which was awesome because I need one. I also got 500 rounds for my 22 rifle and shot them all in just a few months, which sucks, but 22 rounds are impossible to find now a days
One time one of our homestay students got me an ashtray for Christmas. I opened it up in disbelief in front of my parents and I had no idea what to say. Me smoking was kind of not really discussed at that point and I tried to keep it under wraps. This particular student must have caught me smoking at some point and figured that's what I needed!
My father-in-law got me a turn switch extender for people with arthritis, makes it easier to turn the light on and off. I was like, "ummm, thanks (?)" From then on, I question the, "it's the thought that counts" bit.
Yep, this about sums up my weirdest gift. One of my friends thought just because I'm a furry I'd dig it. Mind you, a horse dildo is hilarious, but not very pragmatic. The thing is 15 inches long o_0
