OK, let's suppose Santa Claus was real, and the gifts you got were based on how naughty or nice you were, as opposed to economic circumstance, family dynamics, and other such RL considerations. So, would you say you've been naughty, or nice this year? (Those are the only two options, according to the song. Santa doesn't allow for much nuance)
Naughty. I haven't done what I was supposed to do. I just hope Santa gives me a liter of diesel instead of a lump of coal. At least I could USE the diesel.
Looks like Santa's going to have to start a coal mine, here! But I have to agree, naughty is a lot more fun, all in all.