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Most inappropriate wedding and funeral songs?

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  1. Anonymous10

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    When I get married, I want to play Run for Your Life by The Beetles, or maybe Gold Digger by Kanye West. For my funeral, Portal: Still Alive. How about you? What is the worst music you could play at a wedding or funeral?:lol:
     
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    Maybe Heartless by Kanye west or Somebody that I used to know for a wedding and for funeral, Staying Alive, and Life's a bitch are both some inappropriate options
     
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    Another One Bites The Dust for either
     
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    Lol that'd be hilarious
     
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    Are you planning on being cremated? If so...that would be even more crazy, lol.
     


  6. for wedding I really want serious so I have never considered

    I actually want

    "Highway to Hell" - AC/DC at my funeral

     
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    Highway to Hell would actually make a pretty funny wedding song as well
     
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    Dirty Dog by Nerd
     
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    Don't really plan on getting married, but funeral?

    The Devil Made Me Do It - Scum of the Earth
     
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    I feel like nothing ever made by Kanye is appropriate for a wedding or funeral xD
     
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    For a Christian funeral, "Hell in a Handbasket" by Voltaire is the perfect inappropriate song. Sounds just like something you'd hear in a protestant church until you listen to the lyrics. There will be a lot of confused/uncomfortable/angry looks.

    For a wedding, I'd say "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails is definitely pretty high on the list of inappropriate.
     
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    wedding - run to the hills iron maiden .
    funeral - knocking on heavens door bob Dylan or girlfriend in a coma the smiths
     
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    My pick for most inappropriate wedding song actually has a story behind it.

    The Raveonettes - Last Dance - YouTube

    This song is in Rock Band 3, and it's one of my favorites in that game. A friend of mine whom I used to play the game with often obviously picked up on the fact that it's one of my faves, and I guess all he really heard of the lyrics when we played was the line, "If this is the last dance, then save it for me, baby." So one day when I picked it, he asked me in all seriousness if I wanted this song to be the one I dance to at my wedding. And I was horrified by the suggestion, because this song is about the singer's lover dying of a drug overdose (hence it being the "last dance"). Once I explained this to him, though, he was just as horrified at himself as I was, so it was all good. :slight_smile:
     
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    For an inappropriate Funeral Song, I'd want Ding Dong the Witch is Dead played. xD

    For an appropriate one though, I want For Good from Wicked played. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Funeral: Death Metal Song, any one will do.
     
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    At my great-aunts funeral, where everyone was crying, suddenly the rabbi said:
    “Our beloved Mildred had one last request. That this song be played at her funeral.”

    Guess what song it was?
    Staying Alive by the Bee Gees.
     
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    Oh wow. Crazy.

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    Oh anothe bad one for a funeral is Mad World. Just pay attention to the first two verses...
     
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    I love Old Crow Medicine Show. I think their song "Old Virginia Creeper" (it's a song about trains) is probably one of their funniest and most innuendo-laden song. Probably not the best for a wedding.

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    Here's part of the lyrics:

    And-if-you,
    Take up the notion,
    For locomotion,
    I'll make-a-stop,
    And slide right,
    Into your station,
    But pay attention,
    That rail gets hot!
    Chug-along, chug-along, chuggin' right to your door,
    And if you'd like to ride I'd like to ride you some more,
     
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    Drowned - Tim Minchin for a wedding. I suppose it wouldn't be too bad for a funeral if I died by drowning... I suppose an even worse one would be If you really loved me by Tim.

    As for funeral, it's not massively inappropriate, but I'd quite like Starlight - Muse