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Old 21st Jun 2008, 12:12 AM   #1
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Default Somebody grabbed my ass

I know what you're thinking, copycat thread. But nope, totally different story. I was standing in line at a McDonald's today when I suddenly feel something on my behind.
I figured: 'hey, it's a little crowded in here (friday night 10 p.m.), someone must have squeezed through'

I keep minding my own business and there it is again! but this time it was definetly a hand that could have practically read braille from my cheeks. Of course my expression was something like I never knew who it was but it was probably one of those really hormonal girls that were chattering behind me.

That is when you know the world has no moral standards, when someone man-handles your butt in a McDonalds.

So any thoughts? Similar situations?
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Old 21st Jun 2008, 12:17 AM   #2
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hahahaha when I saw this I was like "it was probably jace"

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Old 21st Jun 2008, 12:48 AM   #3
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Haha XD Moral standards at Mc Donald's !?
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Haha, a girl did this to me at the mall (yesterday I think? O.o Was it the day before? :3), I was more like WTF, why would she do that to me, there's a hotter guy next to me! (I was with my friend and her boyfriend XD). I just shrugged it off and walked out the door, as we were leaving to wander around PetCo anyways o.o I looked on the way out, she looked pissed I didn't even acknowledge she was there <.<
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Old 21st Jun 2008, 12:52 AM   #5
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I reckon it was Ronald McDonald, he is such a perve. He has big feet though Mauro, so you're in luck .
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girls grab my butt alot... I find it flattering... hahah.
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Old 21st Jun 2008, 12:58 AM   #7
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ACTUALLY, Speaking of Ronald McDonald,

Back in one of the Mc Donald's I used to go to as a kid, there used to be this statue of Ronald McDonald who sat on a bench and kids would crawl up onto his seat like lap and sit there and his hands were in the air and he had a big grin on his face so it looked really messed up haha XD

So yeah, Defender is correct on that
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girls grab my butt alot... I find it flattering... hahah.
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Old 21st Jun 2008, 01:14 AM   #9
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Old 21st Jun 2008, 01:23 AM   #11
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^ oh my goodness.. childhood horrors..
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Old 21st Jun 2008, 01:57 AM   #12
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The only time I had my ass "grabbed" was when someone tried to steal my wallet.
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hahahaha when I saw this I was like "it was probably jace"

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I got my ass grabbed in the middle of English class, by a straight girl. It was flattering, but kind of creepy all the same. Then she called me 'sexy'...Never met a straight girl who would do that.

Then of course, all of the softball players smack each other nn the butt all day long. So, you just hear *CRACK* and someone yell "OWW!"....it's a daily occurence during softball season.

Then this guy in my French class tried to steal my wallet, and I turned and said "What, are you trying to cop a feel and take my wallet? tsk tsk...".

I have so many ass-grabbing stories....it's sad. Also, I was working with my friend/crush, and there was probably about an inch of space between my hand and her ass (I wasn't going to grab it, I swear.) and my guy friend thought it would be funny to push me into her. But I managed not to grab her ass.

Oh, and at the quiz bowl tournament, we were doing high-faves and stuff for good luck, so I asked my friend if I could smack her ass for good luck. She thought I was joking and said yeah. So I smacked her ass. We won second place in the tournament that day too.
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Never happened to me.. yet.
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Hm~ This is happening to me to many time. Touching person in this way is always happening on train here. Very bad. But most time it is happening to girl. Maybe I am looking like girl from behind. Hehe.
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When i was in school so much people grab each other asses i have a lot of stories also about grabbing asses.

I remember in 11th grade during the end of the year this straight guy gave me a kiss on the lips. It was amazing i miss those days
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I love all your comments XD
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hehe this is such a cute thread hahaha :]
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