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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by greatwhale, Dec 25, 2013.

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  1. greatwhale

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    #1 greatwhale, Dec 25, 2013
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    Not a teacher, but it's certainly something to chuckle about!

    "Joyeux Noel," nonetheless, in the spirit of today! Thanks.
     
    #2 Tightrope, Dec 25, 2013
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    Not a teacher either, but for me the funniest was number seventeen. That teacher must be cold-hearted....didn't even write an amusing comment. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #3 Sartoris, Dec 25, 2013
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    Excellent! 38 sounds like my future plans too!
     
    #4 Siarad, Dec 25, 2013
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    Also, not a teacher. I've seen these before but I still laugh uncontrollably (actually got the hiccups) for some reason when I see them again. Maybe I'm just easily amused.
     
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    :lol: my brother is a teacher, I'll have to show him these
     
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    These are hilarious!
     
    #7 Silver Sparrow, Dec 25, 2013
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    I may or may not be a science teacher, but I find the one about sodium acetate and quantum chemistry to be hilarious.
     
    #8 Kasey, Dec 25, 2013
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    No. 14 kills me!
     
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    26 is hilarious.
     
    #10 Hexagon, Dec 29, 2013
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    Saturn was NOT a single lady.
     
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    ahah sounds awesome xD definitely, 'cause who run (rule) the world? :grin: uh huh, that's right xD :grin:
     
    #12 Scarlet V, Dec 29, 2013
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    What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more... I was literally singing when I read it, it seems like a lyrics in a song though. :slight_smile:

    and how can LOVE ain't a strongest force on earth?. It seems that kid knows more about love than the teacher does.

    Hence, this was a good laugh, it made my day :grin:
     
    #13 JessRae, Dec 29, 2013
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    Could never be a teacher. Don't like kids, and couldn't stand to be jerked around by the state lawmakers all the time.
     
    #14 AwesomGaytheist, Dec 29, 2013
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    Love it!
     
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    2, 10, 19, 24, and 29 sound like answers,i would have gave.

    I would have given 8 an "A".
     
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    Hahaha....I recall blanking out on a college anthropology test where we had to list the different eras, like Pleistocene, Eocene, etc. I couldn't remember the current one so I wrote "Drug Scene". She gave me half credit for it.
     
    #17 Choirboy, Dec 30, 2013
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