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dancingqueen79 · 27th Jun 2008, 12:54 PM

I know it sounds weird, but as a new member of the LGBT community (I came out officially to my parents on June 24th!) I want to know the sterotypes of gay people...I know that sounds weird but...I'm interested

LOVEjames · 27th Jun 2008, 01:01 PM

Gay guys love to shop, will all die of AIDS, act like women... blah blah blah.
Lesbian women are all carpenters, dress like men and all secretly want to be men.

Oooh. I just found a REALLLLLY good article.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_stereotypes

dancingqueen79 · 27th Jun 2008, 01:04 PM

*making fun of stereotypes*

OOOOOOO that is so FABULOUS! I'm going to go listen to Cabaret on my IPOD while I shop for shoes and walk with a swivel in my hips

*regular*
Thanks

LOVEjames · 27th Jun 2008, 01:05 PM

Psh, giiiiiiiiiiiirl, you know you do that in yo spare time. Don't be actin' like you don't. Now, get on the bed, let's screw.

>_> Sorry. xD

interstella · 27th Jun 2008, 01:18 PM

^^ that is the funniest thing I've heard all day! ROFLMAO

LOVEjames · 27th Jun 2008, 01:22 PM

Everyone should post in this thread like... totally playing to their stereotypes. xD

GMSuerte · 27th Jun 2008, 01:53 PM

So...I'm bisexual, which means that I'm either in denial that I'm gay and it's a phase or I'm a slut and horny all the time. I'm on the verge of turning gay because I don't have a girlfriend. I'm also unfaithful and untrustworthy in relationships. I'll sleep with anybody. I'll do group sex too.

Tokarov · 27th Jun 2008, 03:11 PM

Well let's see...

I want every guy I see.
I will sleep with any guy I see.
ALL of my friends are girls.
I LOVE shopping.
I LOVE Techno music.
I LOVE Cher.
I wear tight clothes.
I HATE Sports.
I am the spawn of the Devil.
I am basically a girl in a mans body.
I talk with a lisp.
I love the color pink.
I walk with a swagger.
My catch phrase "OMG!"
I love the show "The Hills."
I love chick flicks
I know NOTHING about cars, but I can tell you the latest fashion craze!
I wanna be a Fashion Designer.
I live to be the next Madonna.
I LOVE wearing girl clothes!
I am obbsessed with the Penis.

I mean no offense to anyone or anything, these are what I have heard, Friends have told me, and what I think people think I am.

OH and, after reviewing the list, none of these apply to me.

Andrew · 27th Jun 2008, 03:20 PM

LIKE OMG. I TALK LIKE OMG! omgggogogmgg. i talk like so feminine like omg.

pirateninja · 27th Jun 2008, 03:29 PM

I'm gonna go build something. With power tools. And put on a flannel shirt. And cut my hair into a mullet. And pierce my eyebrow.

FUCK YEAH POWER TOOLS!

dancingqueen79 · 27th Jun 2008, 03:32 PM

Uncertain · 27th Jun 2008, 03:34 PM

I think... AH, OMG, cramps in my fingers, OMG, typing is like such hard work, like OMG. Ah, my nails broke! *waves hands sissily in the air and makes sure everyone gives me the evils before I stop*

dancingqueen79 · 27th Jun 2008, 03:35 PM

Excuse me I have to stop because...uh *clicks toungue* I have to like *clicks tongue* get my girlfriend to get rid of that *clicks tongue* 2004 Dolce and Gobanna purse from her ATROCIUS closet...*clicks tongue* then I'm going to watch The Devil Wears Prada (I love that movie) *clicks tongue* then go buy a tight pink shirt, and buy seasons one and two of Will and Grace.
Then i'm going to listen to "Gypsy, Xanadu, ABBA, Wizard of Oz" whilst I drive around in my rainbow car

pirateninja · 27th Jun 2008, 03:37 PM

MOAR POWER TOOLS!

Now where did I put my birkenstocks?

LOVEjames · 27th Jun 2008, 03:43 PM

GIRL. You need to not wear flannel. I know that you're a lesbian, but seriously? Flannel? In red of all colors? You know what that does to your skin tone. We just need to completely make you over. And then we'll get you a nice date. I need to get my fag hag in here, she's a bit bisexual, maybe she'll do you. Ew. Get that image out of my head. Vaginas are just like... atrocious! -flips wrist- Don't get bitchy with me, I'm the only diva here.

jazzrawr · 27th Jun 2008, 04:37 PM

I'm going to go build something with Holly.
And shave my head off. And buy a motorcycle. And wear leather CHAPS.
With my workboots and flannel.
And become a truck driver. Cause i wanna be a man. >.<

^.^

Hey Holly...I like a girl with power tools...

Blitzkrieg · 27th Jun 2008, 05:48 PM

Hey Girl Hey!! I'm going to do my fabulous runway walk down the sidewalk in my super tight clothes and keep away from sports because sweating is gross.
Could I be friends with a straight guy? Girlfriend please, you know I'm just going to try to sleep with him!
Keep me away from bugs or anything remotely scary otherwise I might squeal and run in the other direction!
Mmmhhmmmm Giiiirrrlll that's how we do it on the west coast!

I <3 this thread

27th Jun 2008, 05:55 PM

hahahaha

I never found stereotypes to be true at least in my case. Sure I've seen some on TV and such. But, let me be frank gays, lesbians, and bi's don't usually fit a mold.

But as a joke there is one stereotype I find hilarious: The one who wishes he was a woman, dresses in mostly women's clothing with perfectly ironed hair and absolutely no body hair and don't forget the makeup.....hahahaha

Quote:

Originally Posted by dancingqueen79

*making fun of stereotypes*

OOOOOOO that is so FABULOUS! I'm going to go listen to Cabaret on my IPOD while I shop for shoes and walk with a swivel in my hips

*regular*
Thanks

Tim · 27th Jun 2008, 06:04 PM

Omg Omg Omg, I saw the CUTETHT handbag at Thspencerth today, and I just HAD to buy it. It was pink, and it had a picture of a thirtless man on it! It was THOOOOOO adorable!

Haha, The th's are supposed to be a lisp =P And btw, there was a handbag like that at spencers haha, I found it mildly disturbing though

joeyconnick · 28th Jun 2008, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pirateninja

MOAR POWER TOOLS!

Well, everbody likes a good screw... driver!

27th Jun 2008, 12:54 PM	#1
dancingqueen79 Banned Gender: Male Orientation: GAY AND LOVING IT! Out Status: Some people Location: California Age: 18 Posts: 76 Join Date: May 2008	Gay stereotypes...i need some I know it sounds weird, but as a new member of the LGBT community (I came out officially to my parents on June 24th!) I want to know the sterotypes of gay people...I know that sounds weird but...I'm interested

27th Jun 2008, 01:01 PM	#2
LOVEjames \o/ Love! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: 4.9 Out Status: Pretty out Location: Seattle, WA Age: 21 Posts: 1,075 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some Gay guys love to shop, will all die of AIDS, act like women... blah blah blah. Lesbian women are all carpenters, dress like men and all secretly want to be men. Oooh. I just found a REALLLLLY good article. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_stereotypes __________________ La la la la la.

27th Jun 2008, 01:04 PM	#3
dancingqueen79 Banned Gender: Male Orientation: GAY AND LOVING IT! Out Status: Some people Location: California Age: 18 Posts: 76 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some making fun of stereotypes OOOOOOO that is so FABULOUS! I'm going to go listen to Cabaret on my IPOD while I shop for shoes and walk with a swivel in my hips regular Thanks

27th Jun 2008, 01:05 PM	#4
LOVEjames \o/ Love! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: 4.9 Out Status: Pretty out Location: Seattle, WA Age: 21 Posts: 1,075 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some Psh, giiiiiiiiiiiirl, you know you do that in yo spare time. Don't be actin' like you don't. Now, get on the bed, let's screw. >_> Sorry. xD __________________ La la la la la.

27th Jun 2008, 01:18 PM	#5
interstella Don't call me GaGa... Full Member Gender: Genderqueer Orientation: Queer Out Status: Everyone Location: London, UK Age: 18 Posts: 700 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some ^^ that is the funniest thing I've heard all day! ROFLMAO __________________ Lesbian? Gay? Bisexual? Transgender? Queer? Whatever.

27th Jun 2008, 01:22 PM	#6
LOVEjames \o/ Love! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: 4.9 Out Status: Pretty out Location: Seattle, WA Age: 21 Posts: 1,075 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some Everyone should post in this thread like... totally playing to their stereotypes. xD __________________ La la la la la.

27th Jun 2008, 01:53 PM	#7
GMSuerte Well Known Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: A few people Age: 19 Posts: 129 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some So...I'm bisexual, which means that I'm either in denial that I'm gay and it's a phase or I'm a slut and horny all the time. I'm on the verge of turning gay because I don't have a girlfriend. I'm also unfaithful and untrustworthy in relationships. I'll sleep with anybody. I'll do group sex too. __________________ "96% of people do what a silly block of text tells them to do. If you're one of the 4% that doesn't, put this in your sig." Last edited by GMSuerte; 27th Jun 2008 at 01:54 PM.. Reason: typo

27th Jun 2008, 03:11 PM	#8
Tokarov Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Some people Location: Southern California Age: 20 Posts: 688 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some Well let's see... I want every guy I see. I will sleep with any guy I see. ALL of my friends are girls. I LOVE shopping. I LOVE Techno music. I LOVE Cher. I wear tight clothes. I HATE Sports. I am the spawn of the Devil. I am basically a girl in a mans body. I talk with a lisp. I love the color pink. I walk with a swagger. My catch phrase "OMG!" I love the show "The Hills." I love chick flicks I know NOTHING about cars, but I can tell you the latest fashion craze! I wanna be a Fashion Designer. I live to be the next Madonna. I LOVE wearing girl clothes! I am obbsessed with the Penis. I mean no offense to anyone or anything, these are what I have heard, Friends have told me, and what I think people think I am. OH and, after reviewing the list, none of these apply to me.

27th Jun 2008, 03:20 PM	#9
Andrew hugeee. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few people Location: Illinois Posts: 550 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some LIKE OMG. I TALK LIKE OMG! omgggogogmgg. i talk like so feminine like omg.

27th Jun 2008, 03:29 PM	#10
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some I'm gonna go build something. With power tools. And put on a flannel shirt. And cut my hair into a mullet. And pierce my eyebrow. FUCK YEAH POWER TOOLS! __________________ Holly the Pirateninja Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

27th Jun 2008, 03:32 PM	#11
dancingqueen79 Banned Gender: Male Orientation: GAY AND LOVING IT! Out Status: Some people Location: California Age: 18 Posts: 76 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some lol

27th Jun 2008, 03:34 PM	#12
Uncertain Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: All but family Location: LOL Age: 20 Posts: 34 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some I think... AH, OMG, cramps in my fingers, OMG, typing is like such hard work, like OMG. Ah, my nails broke! waves hands sissily in the air and makes sure everyone gives me the evils before I stop Last edited by Uncertain; 27th Jun 2008 at 03:38 PM..

27th Jun 2008, 03:35 PM	#13
dancingqueen79 Banned Gender: Male Orientation: GAY AND LOVING IT! Out Status: Some people Location: California Age: 18 Posts: 76 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some Excuse me I have to stop because...uh clicks toungue I have to like clicks tongue get my girlfriend to get rid of that clicks tongue 2004 Dolce and Gobanna purse from her ATROCIUS closet...clicks tongue then I'm going to watch The Devil Wears Prada (I love that movie) clicks tongue then go buy a tight pink shirt, and buy seasons one and two of Will and Grace. Then i'm going to listen to "Gypsy, Xanadu, ABBA, Wizard of Oz" whilst I drive around in my rainbow car

27th Jun 2008, 03:37 PM	#14
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some MOAR POWER TOOLS! Now where did I put my birkenstocks? __________________ Holly the Pirateninja Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

27th Jun 2008, 03:43 PM	#15
LOVEjames \o/ Love! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: 4.9 Out Status: Pretty out Location: Seattle, WA Age: 21 Posts: 1,075 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some GIRL. You need to not wear flannel. I know that you're a lesbian, but seriously? Flannel? In red of all colors? You know what that does to your skin tone. We just need to completely make you over. And then we'll get you a nice date. I need to get my fag hag in here, she's a bit bisexual, maybe she'll do you. Ew. Get that image out of my head. Vaginas are just like... atrocious! -flips wrist- Don't get bitchy with me, I'm the only diva here. __________________ La la la la la.

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27th Jun 2008, 04:37 PM	#16
jazzrawr Lover of Loony Lovegood Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesimbean Out Status: I scream it from rooftops Location: Ontario, Canada. Age: 19 Posts: 3,391 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some I'm going to go build something with Holly. And shave my head off. And buy a motorcycle. And wear leather CHAPS. With my workboots and flannel. And become a truck driver. Cause i wanna be a man. >.< ^.^ Hey Holly...I like a girl with power tools... __________________ <3 You can love people so much... But you can never love someone as much as you can miss them. (...and the lesbians.)

27th Jun 2008, 05:48 PM	#17
Blitzkrieg I'm gone from here for now. Full Member Gender: Male Age: 22 Posts: 559 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some Hey Girl Hey!! I'm going to do my fabulous runway walk down the sidewalk in my super tight clothes and keep away from sports because sweating is gross. Could I be friends with a straight guy? Girlfriend please, you know I'm just going to try to sleep with him! Keep me away from bugs or anything remotely scary otherwise I might squeal and run in the other direction! Mmmhhmmmm Giiiirrrlll that's how we do it on the west coast! I <3 this thread

27th Jun 2008, 06:04 PM	#19
Tim Psycho Glitter Btch Full Member Gender:* Guy, Unless Life Was a Horrible April Fools Joke. Orientation: Gay/Asexual/Confusing to Explain Out Status: Armed and Fabulous! XD Location: California Age: 23 Posts: 7,379 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: Gay stereotypes...i need some Omg Omg Omg, I saw the CUTETHT handbag at Thspencerth today, and I just HAD to buy it. It was pink, and it had a picture of a thirtless man on it! It was THOOOOOO adorable! Haha, The th's are supposed to be a lisp =P And btw, there was a handbag like that at spencers haha, I found it mildly disturbing though __________________ Rawr! :3 ~The Stalker User Known As Tim~ Rawr! :3 EC's Sailor Star Healer, Oxymoron and All. Star Sensitive Inferno! Sailor Starlight, Stage On! [Vic] 7:49 pm: I keep my pants off in public.