Gay stereotypes...i need some

Gay guys love to shop, will all die of AIDS, act like women... blah blah blah.
Lesbian women are all carpenters, dress like men and all secretly want to be men.

Oooh. I just found a REALLLLLY good article.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_stereotypes

 

Psh, giiiiiiiiiiiirl, you know you do that in yo spare time. Don't be actin' like you don't. Now, get on the bed, let's screw.

>_> Sorry. xD

 

^^ that is the funniest thing I've heard all day! ROFLMAO

 

Everyone should post in this thread like... totally playing to their stereotypes. xD

 

So...I'm bisexual, which means that I'm either in denial that I'm gay and it's a phase or I'm a slut and horny all the time. I'm on the verge of turning gay because I don't have a girlfriend. I'm also unfaithful and untrustworthy in relationships. I'll sleep with anybody. I'll do group sex too.

 

Well let's see...

I want every guy I see.
I will sleep with any guy I see.
ALL of my friends are girls.
I LOVE shopping.
I LOVE Techno music.
I LOVE Cher.
I wear tight clothes.
I HATE Sports.
I am the spawn of the Devil.
I am basically a girl in a mans body.
I talk with a lisp.
I love the color pink.
I walk with a swagger.
My catch phrase "OMG!"
I love the show "The Hills."
I love chick flicks
I know NOTHING about cars, but I can tell you the latest fashion craze!
I wanna be a Fashion Designer.
I live to be the next Madonna.
I LOVE wearing girl clothes!
I am obbsessed with the Penis.

I mean no offense to anyone or anything, these are what I have heard, Friends have told me, and what I think people think I am.

OH and, after reviewing the list, none of these apply to me.

 

LIKE OMG. I TALK LIKE OMG! omgggogogmgg. i talk like so feminine like omg.

 

I'm gonna go build something. With power tools. And put on a flannel shirt. And cut my hair into a mullet. And pierce my eyebrow.

FUCK YEAH POWER TOOLS!

 

I think... AH, OMG, cramps in my fingers, OMG, typing is like such hard work, like OMG. Ah, my nails broke! *waves hands sissily in the air and makes sure everyone gives me the evils before I stop*

 

MOAR POWER TOOLS!

Now where did I put my birkenstocks?

 

GIRL. You need to not wear flannel. I know that you're a lesbian, but seriously? Flannel? In red of all colors? You know what that does to your skin tone. We just need to completely make you over. And then we'll get you a nice date. I need to get my fag hag in here, she's a bit bisexual, maybe she'll do you. Ew. Get that image out of my head. Vaginas are just like... atrocious! -flips wrist- Don't get bitchy with me, I'm the only diva here.

 

I'm going to go build something with Holly.
And shave my head off. And buy a motorcycle. And wear leather CHAPS.
With my workboots and flannel.
And become a truck driver. Cause i wanna be a man. >.<

^.^

Hey Holly...I like a girl with power tools...

 

Hey Girl Hey!! I'm going to do my fabulous runway walk down the sidewalk in my super tight clothes and keep away from sports because sweating is gross.
Could I be friends with a straight guy? Girlfriend please, you know I'm just going to try to sleep with him!
Keep me away from bugs or anything remotely scary otherwise I might squeal and run in the other direction!
Mmmhhmmmm Giiiirrrlll that's how we do it on the west coast!

I <3 this thread :lol:

 

hahahaha

I never found stereotypes to be true at least in my case. Sure I've seen some on TV and such. But, let me be frank gays, lesbians, and bi's don't usually fit a mold.

But as a joke there is one stereotype I find hilarious: The one who wishes he was a woman, dresses in mostly women's clothing with perfectly ironed hair and absolutely no body hair and don't forget the makeup.....hahahaha

 

Omg Omg Omg, I saw the CUTETHT handbag at Thspencerth today, and I just HAD to buy it. It was pink, and it had a picture of a thirtless man on it! It was THOOOOOO adorable!

Haha, The th's are supposed to be a lisp =P And btw, there was a handbag like that at spencers haha, I found it mildly disturbing though

 

Well, everbody likes a good screw... driver!