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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 05:45 AM   #1
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Default My Mom, lmao

So, yesterday, I told my mom about my boyfriend. Yeah I know, I waited a long time, but I kept forgetting, really. And I didn't know how she'd take it...

Anyways, I told her. And she was pretty sad, actually. I thought she'd end up looking like this guy .

But the funny part was yet to come. So, we're talking and I'm eating dinner at the table and she's picking up around me (I eat very slowly). And she says to me, "I wish you only liked girls sometimes." then she walked away. I about died of silent laughter. Then she asked me what was wrong and I told her about what she said. Then she says "Well, I kinda do, I mean you don't have to worry about getting pregnant or the guy being a total macho jerk".

I about peed myself laughing. I think I have the only parent who wishes their kid was gay. Oh. My. God.
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 05:55 AM   #2
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No, there are others but that was pretty funny!
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 07:37 AM   #3
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LMAOOOO!!!! aww thats so cute!! at least shes supportive i guess lol.

my friends dad was like - be a lesbian, then your wedding will be cheaper!
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 08:05 AM   #4
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Nice! Very funny--I needed a good laugh this morning.
I take it she doesn't know? You might as well tell her, with a comment like that.
Thanks for the laugh!
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 09:27 AM   #5
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Nice! Very funny--I needed a good laugh this morning.
I take it she doesn't know? You might as well tell her, with a comment like that.
Thanks for the laugh!
She knows. I came out to her like two years ago.

Thank my mom for the laugh, lol.
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 10:47 AM   #6
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LMAOOOO!!!! aww thats so cute!! at least shes supportive i guess lol.

my friends dad was like - be a lesbian, then your wedding will be cheaper!
haha i roflmao-ed ...
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 11:09 AM   #7
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Wow, o.o

Still not quite sure why a mom would say that, but XD
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Old 3rd Jul 2008, 11:41 AM   #8
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Lol, i wish my mum was that keen on me being a lesbian lol.

but yeah, that gave me a good giggle lol.
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hahaha!

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Old 4th Jul 2008, 03:22 AM   #10
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i <3 ur mum lol
thats so kewl
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Yeah - that is funny...
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Old 4th Jul 2008, 08:16 AM   #12
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I... wow. LOL. All I can say.
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Old 5th Jul 2008, 12:26 AM   #13
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this is so cute and funny.

i wish my parents could say that as well.hahaha!
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Oh my god your mom is like mine!

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Old 5th Jul 2008, 10:07 PM   #15
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Wow, thats great! I needed that!
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That just made my day!!
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Old 6th Jul 2008, 06:40 PM   #17
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niceee!!!!!
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