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Wanna hear a corny joke?

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  1. Andrew99

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    If u want me to tell u say yes
     
    #1 Andrew99, Feb 2, 2014
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    I'm always in the mood for a corny joke. Yes.
     
    #2 ilovemylife, Feb 2, 2014
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    You want to hear a corny joke from me? Aww, shucks.
     
    #3 Argentwing, Feb 2, 2014
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    I'm stalking this page so I can get in on this joke.
     
    #4 Jinkies, Feb 2, 2014
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    :lol: Corn, shucking :roflmao:
     
    #5 AlamoCity, Feb 2, 2014
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    Nice.

    How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
     
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    It took me longer than it should have to get that, lol.
     
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    Ikr :lol:
     
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    wait what ? I still don't get it ?:confused:
     
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    You have to "shuck" corn to get rid of the husk.

    "Aw shucks," "shucking," "corn," "corny;" see the pattern? :slight_smile:

    My mom grew up on a farm and had to shuck corn every season by the bushel from my grandparents' farm.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:lol:
     
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    Did you hear about the iguana who couldn't get it up?

    He had e-reptile dysfunction! :laugh:
     
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    I just guffawed.
     
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    I'm still hanging onto a kernel of hope that OP will come back and tell us the joke.
     
    #14 jargon, Feb 2, 2014
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    :grin: No one else got this one?
     
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    :lol: I love these puns.
     
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    Lmao gosh alot of people want to ok here it is

    What does the streetlight say to the other street light?
    -dont look im changing

    Oh hears another one this is my favorite

    Why did the star have to use the bathroom
    -she had to twinkle
     
    #17 Andrew99, Feb 2, 2014
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    Those jokes were amaizeing.

    I'm glad I popped back over to this thread.
     
    #18 jargon, Feb 2, 2014
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    XD:roflmao:
     
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    Lmao u guys r so funny
     
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