Benefits of being a lesbian...

I am not a lesbian but I can think of one thing...

Not hearing any strange noises in the bed...

 

No need to worry about getting pregnant!!

That's probably one of the best ones. It was a bit annoying having a boyfriend and not being able to complain about stomach pain or whatever without getting the question "Are you pregnant?". Also having to buy pregnancy tests to calm down a worried boyfriend was not one of my favourite things to do.

 

Having someone who completely understands how you feel.

 

I like that there doesn't have to be any heteronormative roles! I feel like I have more freedom of expression than I did when I identified as straight.

 

• You can try on clothes at the same time in the same dressing room when shopping for clothes.
• No feeling like you just fell into the back seat whenever you need to drive your partner's car.
• No having to reroute your partner to the bathroom to first shave off her briar-like whiskers when she leans in for a kiss.
• No having to deal with childish embarrassment when walking with your partner through the feminine hygiene aisle at the store.

 

Don't get me started .


1. been said before but i'll say it again no having to worry about unwanted pregnancies
2. You don't have to feel bad about making more money than your partner because their suppose to be the man in the relationship
3.you can switch roles during sex if you want (who gets to be dominant and who gets to be submissive )
4. Someone that will watch movies with you

5. Not having to be the only one that cooks in the house

6. Someone that's not selfish in bed and only thinks about getting themselves off

7 Some one that understands how your body works

8 Your partner can make you have an orgasm

9. No fights about how there too manly to do certain things with you

10. Not having to worry about stupid gender roles

11. No one bossing you around because their the man and thinks they can tell you what to do like a child .

12. Not having to worry about some one not wanting to do a certain chore because they think it's women's work :tantrum:

14 . Not having to come home to a lazy ass on a couch

15. Not having to worry about falling in the toilet bowl because a certain someone can't put it back down then has the nerve to tell you why don't you put it back down yourself .

16 You can sit any where on the table no more head of the table crap

17. you can compare outfits and she'll tell you if you really look nice or not .

18 . She'll actually appreciate the lingerie your wearing and not just want to rip off you .
I've got plenty more :dry:

 

:roflmao:

 

Women understand how much periods suck. Guys don't. Allot of guys think you should be able to control your emotions and not be bitchy regardless of the time of the month. Women get it. Women understand mood changes and cramps. Women rock

 

AMEN to all of that! ride:

---------- Post added 12th Feb 2014 at 07:53 AM ----------

AMEN to this as well! :newcolor:

 

It's much easier to sneak around to have sex

 

For me the best thing about being a gay guy is that your guy is easily understood. After all, he's a guy.

 

Most of these are things my sister complains of:

Never having to put the toilet seat down
Not having awkward man smells in the house
Not having someone too arrogant to ask for help
No weird stains on underwear
Not worried about pregnancy
Extra pads if your out and on your period
Not scared to go to the store and buy tampons for you

 

Women are pretty and smell good, no gender roles in relationship.

Oh and not getting pregnant cause I don't want kids.

 

Good point I can't believe I forgot this one

 

That's a big benefit for me too. No pregnancy scares You also save money since you don't have to buy protection and pregnancy tests :icon_bigg

 

Most important for me, no pubes in weird places in the bathroom. And cleaning the bathroom sink is not an impossible feat in a lesbian relationship.

Nobody complains about the movies I like making him grow a vagina.
Girls are cleaner, I think. Straight men are gross.
A girl would actually like going shopping with me as a date.

And of course, boobs.

 

I think some of these responses are based on stereotypes lol A lot of things here complaining that straight men do are things that even I and other girls I know do.

 

How about this, the benefit of being a lesbian is -
You don't have to put up with men.